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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Skydive on my 30th. Definition of trust = being strapped to someone you've never met before and jumping out of a plane with them at 12,000 feet.
Edit: this was it:


(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:01, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'm doing one this year. Was it amazing?

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Petrified before and on the flight up. Almost shat myself when they slid the door open. Once you stop tumbing and freefall it's awesome.
Straps fucking hurt when the parachute deploys.

Wanted to do another straight away.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Excellent.
Shit and pain. My favourites.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)
*takes back oral sex compliment*

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I forgot this (!)

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)
yeah
i'm not sure it helped.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)
There aren't even any straps there
He is holding you on by girth alone
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)
He shat himself to make room in his guts for the instructors love length

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Haha - just spotted the mouse-over text

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)
hahahaha!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)
i'm sure the smiles are the wrong way round
given which one is behind
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Did you not need to be
_____ this tall





to go on the ride?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Tee hee

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I was almost too heavy to do the jump (have lost 3 stone since then).

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Well done you
I however just ate a fajita as a mid morning snack
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Fat cunt.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)
lol, I'm now eating another one

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Fat cunt x 2

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Good fatboy skills.
Mexican for lunch? Mmmm.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)
leftovers from last night

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I reckon a Burrito might be on the cards now.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I rather fancy one myself now.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I had a burrito for tea last night
Whilst it was rather tasty, I wasn't happy about the price of the fucking thing.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)
£6 here.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)
2 burritos and 2 drinks came to about £19
Told my mate he's fucking paying next time.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Burrito session in the showers at Chariots
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)
You know a lot about this "chariots" place.
Is there a plaque with your name on in there?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Nah, Monty tried dragging me in there a few months ago.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Lucky he didn't drug you first.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Indeed.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Eff that. These drugs are for me.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
I knew there was a height joke to be had from this
Well done.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
which one are you?

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

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