Totally changing my name to Cleon
oh, imagine all the funny dog jokes this lot'll tell.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Cleon the Professional

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

A Carpet Cleoner?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Oh people, people, people
read your Euripides.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

The angry Greek trouser salesman?
"Euripides, you pay for dese!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Haha, very good
and in quality of humour, right up Euripides' street.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I need to finish Harry Potter first
don't tell me what happens
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

He dies.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Only joking.
All the death eaters gang rape Hermione until sperm comes out of her ears.

She then has a bastard muggle wizz kid that is more powerful than Tom Riddle and Yoda.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

go on...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I'd sit her on my knee
If you know what I mean?
*nudges Stunned*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I'd shove my dick in her cunt repeatedly, for a (most likely) brief period of time, culminating in ejaculation for me and (most likely) disappointment for her
If you know what I mean? *nudges tangled*
(TheColonel, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I like to pretend I'm not a virign too!
*nudges sanders*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

*High fives*

(TheColonel, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

This sounds like some kind of euphemism
But I'm not sure...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I'll give you...
four...
misms?
(TheColonel, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

mimsy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Yea, almost.
Like that but retardy
(TheColonel, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Phwoarrr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I MEAN I'D LIKE TO DO SEX ON THE LASS THAT PLAYS HER!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I liked her until she turned 16.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

If the spunk is coming out of her ears they're doing teh sex wrong.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

But it feels so right!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Tight eared slag!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I tried reading my hemorrhoids once.
Bit pointless thought as I don't know braille.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I've never had haemorrhoids.
Trufax
( Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

So you've never had the misfortune of using a suppository?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

The best cure for hemorrhoids is sitting on a pineapple

(TheColonel, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

+ dance studio employee
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Never
Would you call it a misfortune, though? ¬.¬
( Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

For all the good they do, you might as well stick them up your arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

It says "entrance"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

"warning, some objects may appear larger than they actually are."
Poor Jean :'( he tried his best.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

"Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here (I've got AIDS)"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)