STOP THE INTERNET
www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=87612

'playin, Playing with the Boys'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:06, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh FFS, why?!
The first one was fucking bad enough!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I've never seen the first one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Don't bother, it's one of the worst films ever made.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)

worst best and most homo-erotic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

It's fucking awful.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

ful esome
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Its not that bad!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my response to Bent Ape above.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

My mate is getting married in three weeks
On the invite it asked what song you would like to be played at the disco part of the evening, between us my friends have suggested the entire Top Gun Soundtrack
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

have suggested the entire Top Gun Soundtrack are all completely gay for each other and enjoy watching a supremely bent film before hitting the communal showers and flicking each other with wet towels in a way that is no way homoerotic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I am comfortable with my sexuality

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Sing if you're glad to be gay
Sing if you're happy that way.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

*sings*
wait this is a trick question...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Don't waste your time

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

It's brilliant
Best OST ever
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

It's bloody enjoyable and has awesome planes.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

ashully, the planes are pretty shit
the F14 was more of a fighter/bomber than fighter so the migs they go up against would have torn them to shreds
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

For some reason I thought they were F-15 or F-16s

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

f14 tomcats
you can tell from the size of them, the double tail fins and the moveable wings
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

"moveable wings" = variable geometry
No, fuck you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I knew there was a proper term for this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Pish
The F-14 was never intended as a bomber. It was a long-range interceptor, designed to defend carrier battle groups from Soviet bombers equipped with long-range anti-ship missiles.

True, that wouldn't have made it ideal for dogfighting, but with it's excellent radar and Phoenix missiles it could engage multiple MiG targets from well outside their range.

/CompleteFuckingAnorak

tl;dr would still have beaten the MiGs, but in a more direct and less exciting way.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS UNDERMINING ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I'm not. You don't have any friends.
Sorry to be the bearer...etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

And while my anorak is still on...
from my sketchy recollection of the film, they weren't even MiGs, they were actually Northrop F-5 Freedom Fighters with red stars on.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Wikipedia says yes and they were pretending to be Mig-28s

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Which of course don't exist IRL.
MiGs never had even numbers - 15, 17, 19, 21, 23, 25, 27, 29, 31 etc.

/definitelygoingtogiveitafuckingrestnow
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Now tell us what was wrong with the Star Wars prequels.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

JarJar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Did you write this?
Pretty sure that one of you did.

nomachetejuggling.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/2011/11/11/the-star-wars-saga-suggested-viewing-order/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Have you seen the Mike Plinkett reviews? fucking hilarious and very insightful.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

hahaha
the internet will fill up and burst, like a B3tan at an all you can eat Mexican
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

They are referred to as migs
'The aircraft used for the fictional MiG-29s are Northrop F-5E'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I know, I'm just being a helmet.
Soz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

*polishes*
that's ok
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

SPAKKERS IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE YOU INTERNET TWAT

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Thanks for all the advice, but I've no intention of ever seeing it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Good man.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

your missing out on a cultural PHENOMENOM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

The more detail you and Fisto post up there
The less I want to see it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

a cultural PHENOMENOM nothing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Brilliant! I loved the first one, I know it's cool to hate it but planes are cool, the airforce is cool,
planes shooting in the sky is cool, volleyball is cool, val kilmer is cool, tom cruise is a prick, motorbikes are cool.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)