went to the utd game at spurs yesterday
it was a good game but why is it mostly the wankers that travel down from manchester to go to the away games? why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:30, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

United Fan = Wanker
Glad to have cleared that up for you.

Also, in fairness, most of them are only travelling from North London.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

This could be broadened a little to make things easier to understand:
United Football
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Not all of us
But many, yes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

i get really irritated that EVERYONE has to stand at away games
just because some cunts want to stand. i mean, what about those of us who want to totter to tottenham in high heels, ffs? honestly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

People who don't stand/don't want to stand at away games shouldn't go to be honest.
It's the done thing for every team I can think of.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

BUT if you go with a hot boy
you should be able to wear heels. it's the LAW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Fucking hell, that's the stupidest thing anyone has said in quite a long time.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

it's flippant, as you know full well!
in fact, i have special sparkly red trainers that i wear for united games.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Haha, oh god, that's even worse!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Oh yes of course, totally.
I wouldn't go out with a girl without wearing my finest footwear, although it depends where we're going as no girl is worth me ruining some of my nicer suede shoes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)

based on that last bit...
... girl boy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

United's away support is the best in the country by about eight million miles.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

i LOL'd at "harry harry pay your tax"
which as you can imagine was a popular chant yesterday
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

united have supporters from manchester?
wow, you learn something new every day.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I'M from (near) manchester
don't be so horrifically judgmental and prejudiced
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)

why not? it's fun!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)

oh ok
carry on racism.

the less successful blah blah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

besides, you live in London.
You were probably the most northern united supporter there.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

wish this were true
they made me quite ashamed to be a northerner. the guy in front of me was such a wanker - and he really was a racist cunt - that i was soooo tempted to push him over the barrier. in the end he somehow got his leg stuck in the seat in front of him when celebrating utd's third goal, broke the chair, landed on his arse, spent the rest of the game holding his broken butt. so i was happy.

AND one of them "honked" my right tit as he squeezed past me. AND he was older than my dad. i was nearly sick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

there we are! wouldn't be a swipe post without tits.
fuck that noise, we have the old firm up here. that lot sound like a bunch of angels compared to the fucking idiots at sellic vs rrrrrrangers matches.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

there were about 5,000 tits in that post, i excelled myself
only one of them was mine though.

poor old rangers, not got much to sing about at the moment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

they deserve everything they get at the death star.
I find it amusing that they both think they would be welcomed with open arms into the english leagues.

gee what does english football need most? I know! how about the most poisonous derby in world football!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I'm not sure whether I agree with you on that one or not, Olympiacos and Panathinaikos always seems rather nasty too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:07, Reply)

the turks have some bad ones too as is the river boca games.
the old firm is the worst, it really is.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)

It's the only religion based one that springs to mind atm, but I'm sure there are others too...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

none based on pretend religion that I can think of.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

i guess they care a LOT more about the money than anything else

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I don't think the old firm would give them that much extra.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

i was thinking more that they might get more exposure on tv ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Oh Rachelswipe.
You've gone down in my estimation. I mean, you're a professional, you're articulate and witty yet you like football.
I am disappointed.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

very occasionally i like to go to the london united games
and i like to watch england.

but that's it. i wouldn't say i "like football".

your other comments are all very accurate, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

hello Swipe.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Out of interest, assuming you were in the away end.
How the hell do you get tickets?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

she clicks her red sparkly shoes together three times.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

my dad and bro have exec season tickets at old trafford
so get priority in the ballots. it's not guaranteed, but we get tickets 99% of the time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

You jammy git.
That's the good thing about supporting Fulham, we're shit so tickets are always available. Even when they're not and they sell out straight away (which they are quite regularly these days cos we're less shit) I'm well in the loop so someone always sorts me out. Case in point last weekend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

i know, v spoiled
i swear we only moved to cheshire so my dad could stalk and befriend fergie. i like the fulham ground, like chelsea i can walk from mine. i think all united london matches should be played at one of those two grounds. tottenham was a pain in the ARSE to get to/from.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

It's the worst ground in London to get to.
Actually West Ham might run them close, but either way they're both in beyond disgusting areas. At least for Arsenal you can drink on Caledonian Road and then walk to the ground, Spurs is a proper "get in and then get the fuck out" job.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

we thought we'd have a cup of tea and a diet coke after the game
could we find one place we wanted to stop at?

also, how can there be soooo many hairdressers on one stretch of road? do people in tottenham have more hair than the rest of the world?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)