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shut it you wobbly, porcine, traffic shouting mentaler(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:59, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Don't hold back man, tell her how you really feel.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:02,
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she a chunky, wild haired bag lady, whose future only holds that her body will be slowly eaten by cats as she slowly decomposes alone in a london flat(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
how many times do i have to tell youthat my hair is sleek because i go to the hairdresser at least 3 times a week?
or that i'm allergic to cats?
it's like you just don't care at all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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its almost as though i can't hear you over the sound of you releasing your bowels on carnaby street and rubbing it in your eyes(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
i was there the other day sitting in a bin and shouting vowels at the hoi polloi(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
i bet every time you farted it sounded like thunderyou disgusting windbag
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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how classyit's probably the air gushing out of the hole in her back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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look love, some of us can actually get and keep a partnerno need for bitterness
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i offeredyou said you didn't want to see it. you only get one chance, neckless.
now gimme that pic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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it's okwe all know there's no mrs neckless
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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course there is, doesn't mean i'd post pictures of her herejsut cos you're too scared of people seeing how right i am about your tubby mentalness
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you muppeteveryone on here except you knows what i look like; loads of them have met me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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i don't see anyone agreeing with youbut yeah sure why not?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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i had my bmi tested at the weekendand it's bang in the middle of the "normal" range. so stick that in your fat-bashing face, you neckless little worm.
but i DO shout at traffic, if i'm stuck in it. who doesn't?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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you stand in the middle of the street shouting bingo numbers at morris minors iny our piss soaked trouser skirt(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
trousers with a skirt over the toplike a tramp lady, you thick cunt
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the fact that i did not know what you meant is a GOOD THING for me(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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just cos you didn't know what it was called doesn't mean you don't have a trouser skirt wedged halfway up your poo-crusty arse right now(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i have a short linen a-line skirt over sheer tights with a seam up the backand my arse is smooth and non-crusty as a baby's tit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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who caresnow the image is stuck in your little peabrain
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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no it fucken isn'ti saw blah blah my tits blah blah belly overhanging my jeans blah blah OMG SOMEBODY LOVE ME
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one day we really must talk about your terror of being aloneand why you now cling onto a fictitious farting doughball despite having failed one marriage already. it's not good, really.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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at least someone loved me enough to marry methat biological clock of yours won't hold out much longer you know
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this is where you are wrongshe clearly thought you were a better bet than you turned out to be, and backed a different horse.
biological clock my arse. i've got hundreds of nieces and nephews, put me off that shit for life!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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how much did that abortive wedding cost you?man, that must have sucked.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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bet you paid at least a thirdimagine what you could have done with all that money now.
all £100 of it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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why would you want to keep the same one forever and ever and everwhen you could have new ones from time to time?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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i dunno, love and a deep, meaningful commited relationship as opposed to a quick spurt with a man who won't look you in the eye(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
yes yesbut after a few months or years, that gets boring.
and people get divorced.
you should know, neckless.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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yeah but someone married Al and you two are the most loathsome cunts I've ever come across. You can't trust people to make smart decisions.
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oh look, its Rachelswipe's future husband to the rescuelook Obi Wan, it isn't my fault that you've failed to look after yourself and ended up an amorphous mess
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Swipe doesn't need rescuing pal I just felt like getting involved. You know you're a tosser.
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How are tricks? Had all my holiday jabs this morning so have a dead arm:-(
And got a bollocking off the nurse this morning. Ho-hum.
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could be worseyou could be quentin and have a dead brain
was the nurse at least hot and slutty?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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i am now thinking about catherine tateam i close?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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