Gaye Bykers on Acid.
I am seriously looking into cycling to work and back every day, in order to keep fit and to save myself the £160 my cunting Oyster card costs me each month.

I own two bicycles but both are shit. Can any of you wankers recommend a road bike for about £250?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:54, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are they not still OK to ride though?
How far is it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)

No.
One's a rusty old mountain bike my mate found in an empty flat and the other is too small.

It's a good hour's ride each way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Bin the fucking things then!
An hour's ride is proper hardcore!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I'll bet you'd love to
Sit on a Chopper before going to work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

In other news:
ARGH!!

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4174632/Family-of-ten-are-worlds-biggest-albino-clan.html
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Christ, the kid in the second picture looks scary as fuck!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

They all look fucking terrifying!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah, but the kid looks like he has holes in his face and laser eyes!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I thought they were flies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Oh dear it really is desperate if you need to join the ranks
of the lycra clad road nazis.

I've heard around brick lane there are plenty of young scallywags who will sell you a "2nd hand" bike.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)

It's not like it used to be.
They get arrested these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)

seriously?
Your skint, you do not need to spend £250 on a fucking 'road' bike. Get a second-hand hybrid for £100. bikeshd.co.uk/

OK, will shut up, I seem to be grumpy this morning, but you're still a twat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)

You are like literally well grumpy? What's got up in your grill?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

The road

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

illiterate fucktards, like you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

He's feeling a bit hot under the collarbone
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

he does seem a little fragile today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)

He has the weight of the Flidd on his shoulder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I'm guessing
He's been taking opiates.
The opiates have worn off.
He can't quite understand why he is so tetchy.
He needs more opiates.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Thanks for the link.
Thanks for the advice.

No thanks for the rudeness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Dunno why he's giving bike advice in the first place,
when he's obviously in dire need of stabilisers, himself.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Emotional and physical ones, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

just because you would prefer a new saddle/handlebars
to resting where someone else's sweaty nutsack, hairy arsecrack, and warty fingers have been does not mean you are wrong.

it means he is a pervert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Is that your chin?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

you're a pervert too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

In other news
Pope found to be Catholic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

She says it like it is a bad thing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

it depends who the recipient is
as to whether it's a good thing, to be encouraged. or a Bad Thing, to be killed with fire.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Ah this is the old distinction between the same behaviour meaning different things depending on who it is:
Someone you find attractive = flirting
Someone you find unattractive = creepy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

EXACTLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

This puts me firmly in the "unattractive to swipe" category
Must be as I'm not gay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Her chin's seen more balls than the snooker ball cahmpionships

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

sadly none of them were as smooth and free-rolling
nor were the cues as long
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

but some were as chalky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

*worries about your blue powdery nob*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

go on...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)

i'm done

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)

this looks about right
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Pearl_the_Unicorn_Bike.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)

hahahahahahahahaha!
*breaths*
hahahahahahahahaha!
*collapses*
hahahahahahahahaha!

The tail makes it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

That's almost as gay as Al's bike.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Not quite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)