I'm going to open a new QOTW soon
what should it be this week? I'm taking suggestions. Yes, I'll be reading the suggestion page too. Then a vote etc on /board.
( rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:29, 49 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

ALRIGHT ROB

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Can we have a question about me, that'd be well good

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Why is Rory so great?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah that sort of stuff

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Whats Rory having for lunch?
If you were Rory, why wouldn't you be as great as the real rory?


OMG i just got that rory lyon is like a pun on roary lion
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)

IT@S A FIVE YEAR OLDS JOKE !!111!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)

what do 5 year olds have to do with roaring lions?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)

It's a crap pun from when I was in primary school
TROO FACTS SERIES ~##246-56s
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

angry drugs lies you told when you were 39
successful suicide methods
what you had for lunch
dead parents

will any of those do?
isn't there a board for this?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)

How would you kill yourself SUCCESSFULLY using the contents of your desk, unlike that loser Hairpot

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)

i'd choke myself with the highlighters
omg don't even joke about suicide, noel's gonna do himself in
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I wouldn't fancy banging a pen up me nose, that'd well hurt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)

do more coke and your nose wil be numb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)

mixtapes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)

The most embarrassing thing to have ever happened to me/I have ever encountered.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:42, Reply)

B

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

A

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Meh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)

YOU FUCKED A MUNCHY BOX AND THEN POSTED ABOUT IT ON A PUBLIC MESSAGEBOARD

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I am willing to concede that you've done far uglier birds
have you always been a chubby chaser?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)

No I didn't Rory
I admitted nothing at first, you lot had been going on about it for rather a long time before I did.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAAA
teeheeeheehee
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)

AA was Bella's trophy fuck and she couldn't wait to reveal to the board their nights of passion
"AA's wacky t-shirts used to LITERALLY LOL ME INTO HIS BED OF FORBIDDEN PASSION"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

If you insist.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Cheer up chubby cheeks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)

click click click click click

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)

'Double lives'
Do you know anyone whose real existence is so utterly bereft of joy and meaning that they have had to fabricate an entire fantasy world in which they aren't a witless, malodorous cretin? From Dorking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Oh, yeas this
although widening it to online personas in general might be good.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Fighting
When did you last have a fight, with whom and when? Who would you like to fight and why?

What was the best fight you've witnessed? Did it involved spackers? Or gypsies? Or best of all; spacker gypsies?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)

"spacker gypsies" ?
LOL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I've said this before
but you should just put "what the fuck is wrong with you people?"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

This is a good call.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)

lists of peoples crippling undiagnosed personality disorders as given to them by a reiki master?
FOBTYM
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

as all this is pretty pointless
what's the most pointless thing you've ever seen/done/heard of?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=90618
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)

wow, he's on fire (sadly metaphorically only)
10,000 posts in 5 months?

cooooool.

and by "cool" i mean "shit".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

And by 'shit' you mean 'worryingly unstable'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

and by "worryingly unstable" i mean...
.... this could go on all day, what with so much raw material.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Thank you rob for linking my blog on the newsletter ! I really apprechate it.
How about "... but I got better" tales of hypocondria taken to extreme?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)

SPORTS ACCIDENTS

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I suggested that about three times now.
I want to read about what a bunch of useless self maiming cunts everyone is.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Me too
I don't think we're the only ones either.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Rob, when you come over to /OT do you feel like a teacher who has just walked in on a rowdy class who won't settle down?
Keep QOTW simple this week, just ask "why?"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Drunken Places I've thrown up

( b3tz, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

you don't get the same respect on this board as you do on other, rob
as the creator of this website i think its only fair that you delete Off Topic
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Things I've shoved up my cockend and things I've shat out.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)