Alt: You need to limit the number of choices allowed, I'll be here all day
Imagine the hurt and suffering that could have been avoided had abortion been a readily available choice to Mr & Mrs Hitler, Mr & Mrs Gallagher, Mr & Mrs Chomp.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:39, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

DIN DING DING

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Let's do the fork in the garbage dospoal.
Like you don't know what I'm talking about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Sweetheart, I never know what you're talking about
That's why I like you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Now I can't tell if you're being scarastic here, with that first sweetheart bit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4

It's the gayest thing on the internet, gayer than all the gay porn put together.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

SFW though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Right, I've watched the opening 2 seconds
and that's quite enough. I have enough of a reputation for being a bender around here - it might surprise you to learn - without watching that at my desk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Riiight, gotcha, savin' it 'till you get home... I'll up that ringtone for you later.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

You're right, otherwise lists and rants will abound.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Exactly
Please note my restraint in not mentioning the accursed houses of McIntyre, Corden or Oliver

Until now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I have also exercised restraint, otherwise you'll have a list of several thousand people.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Whilst I'm not a fan of Jamie Oliver, he should be left around
His early shows were pretty good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

It could be that dreadful Miquita thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Feel free.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

limit yourselves
don't you have any willpower?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

That's a good question!
You should totally ask that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

hardly fair to the hitlers and the gallaghers, is it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I think one of those families is responsible for sufficient pain and suffering to draw comparison
I will write the Hitlers a letter of apology
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

best get out your ouija board

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Did you ever read the Stephen Fry book Making History?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Actually I've got it at home but haven't read it
Would you recommend it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Definitely.
I found it an incredibly compelling read.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Thank you
I shall get stuck in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)