it's faster than the speed of death on here today, innit
tell us about your views on abortion. should it be more freely available, illegal, should the father get more say etc?

alt: who should have been aborted?

alt alt: do you have any willpower? what have you successfully given up, or what have you lasted 5 mins at?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:30, 134 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

FIrst one to so say that they not only agree with it, but wish [b3tan]'s mum did too, is a loser.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Pro choice here.
alt- CQ

alt alt- plenty. tabs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Jealousy makes you look ugly, fact.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Lets stop this fussin' and a feudin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

He started it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I ain't feuding nor nothing.
Blame scotty here. I'm all cheery an stuff. He was nicer when he still smoked.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

why don't you just have an hour of bumfun together
and call it quits?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Can I have an hour of fun with your bum instead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

yeah like you'd last more than a minute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Try me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

One of my very first website ideas, which was when I was like 15 years old, was called 'netfued'.
I didn't have the skills at the time to make it, but the whole thing had so much potential that i'd be a rich man today. The fact that the internet has moved to social networking and all that just shows how visonary I actaully am.

The idea was that you set up a 'fued' between someone, with a set amount of replies and rules... so Person A can set up a maximum of 10 replies back'n'forth, X amount of letters per each one, a category, and they would argue a point back'n'forth.... ending with a vote from the public, whoever gets the most votes, wins the feud.

It could be anything from political debate to YourMum cusses.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Get Doze to agree to those rules and I'm up for it. no idea how you do the voting though
Can we do polls on here?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:09, Reply)

voting would need to be blind.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)

A girlfriend of mine had a termination ten years ago. I took the attitude of supporting her in whatever decision she wanted. It was very difficult for her (wasn't great for me either tbh), she ended up having counselling for about 6 months afterwards.

Alt: My sister.

Alt Alt: No. I still haven't managed to give up smoking. Gave up the gack 5 years ago though, just before it became more of a problem than a lifestyle component.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)

was it your baby?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

sad times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

With hindsight it was the right thing to do. Although memories of it came back when Mrs Battered got pregnant.
Serious post is serious. Can we talk about breasts instead?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Hello!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

hahahaha!
As if by magic, the breasts arrived

/Mr Ben
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Oh, someone can see me!
I was beginning to wonder if everyone had me on ignore.
Guess I must just have been too shit to reply to recently. I shall immediately delete myself and kill my account.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I am working from home today and have actually been working
I think I must be doing it wrong so I'm having a coffee and a b3ta
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

*waves*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Whatabout wearing condoms

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Tits in blobs look mental

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

She was on the pill, but some other tablets stopped it being effective.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Were they spunk tablets?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Antibiotics, I'd guess

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Me too
But that isn't as funny
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

my uncle's gf had an abortion even though he begged her not to
it's fucking hard on the father, and i think that gets overlooked.

yours? (the breasts, i mean)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Certainly not mine, you'd all bring your lunch back up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Correction - it was an embryo not a baby.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Alt: You need to limit the number of choices allowed, I'll be here all day
Imagine the hurt and suffering that could have been avoided had abortion been a readily available choice to Mr & Mrs Hitler, Mr & Mrs Gallagher, Mr & Mrs Chomp.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)

DIN DING DING

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Let's do the fork in the garbage dospoal.
Like you don't know what I'm talking about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Sweetheart, I never know what you're talking about
That's why I like you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Now I can't tell if you're being scarastic here, with that first sweetheart bit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4

It's the gayest thing on the internet, gayer than all the gay porn put together.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

SFW though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Right, I've watched the opening 2 seconds
and that's quite enough. I have enough of a reputation for being a bender around here - it might surprise you to learn - without watching that at my desk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Riiight, gotcha, savin' it 'till you get home... I'll up that ringtone for you later.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

You're right, otherwise lists and rants will abound.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Exactly
Please note my restraint in not mentioning the accursed houses of McIntyre, Corden or Oliver

Until now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I have also exercised restraint, otherwise you'll have a list of several thousand people.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Whilst I'm not a fan of Jamie Oliver, he should be left around
His early shows were pretty good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

It could be that dreadful Miquita thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Feel free.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

limit yourselves
don't you have any willpower?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

That's a good question!
You should totally ask that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

hardly fair to the hitlers and the gallaghers, is it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I think one of those families is responsible for sufficient pain and suffering to draw comparison
I will write the Hitlers a letter of apology
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

best get out your ouija board

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Did you ever read the Stephen Fry book Making History?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Actually I've got it at home but haven't read it
Would you recommend it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Definitely.
I found it an incredibly compelling read.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Thank you
I shall get stuck in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I gave up fags with the smoking ban
I gave up smoking weed when I moved to london

I cannot give up booze, it sustains me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Excellent booze answer!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I would never allow myself to become an alcoholic because I would never want to have to give up booze completely
(if that makes sense)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Afternoon boys and girls.
There shouldn't be any problem with allowing abortion - it's a woman's body, etc etc....
I know you get those cases where the father wants to keep the baby and the mother doesn't. They should only be able to do it if they can transplant teh foetus into either themselves or another willing volunteer. Not going to be possible at all, but just as sensible as forcing a woman to go through a pregnancy she doesn't want.
/taking internet seriously.

Alt: don't get me drawn into those kind of arguments.

Alt alt: a surprising amount, actually. When I need to have, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i just ate a packet of fruit mentos
don't know where my willpower has gone this week :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Hormones?
They generally have an effect on that sort of thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

no, boredom i think
bit quieter than usual at work this week, so just sitting on my arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Big thing to sit on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

this is where you are wrong
my arse is small. too small. which is why finding jeans is the most horrific of nightmares.

gut, tits, head. you can hate on those.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

^this.
I have quite a tidy arse myself, but my I carry all my weight on the front. Generally means the gut and the boobs are huge.
*sobs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

90% of women have bigger bums and thighs
10% have heavier guts and boobs and thus are more prone to heart attacks etc.

thanks for those genes, parents. really. cheers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Yeah, this too.
The side of the family that I take after are real biffers in that respect.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I'm utterly pro-choice.
I think those who would tell a woman she is morally wrong for having an abortion are fucking disgraceful. Pro-lifers who use violence & intimidation to further their means are utter scum.

Alt: Anders Breivik & Fred Phelps.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Saw a load of catholic campaigners with placards outside a clinic in London the other week.
Awful for the women going in and out of the place. Apparently the police can't do anything as they stand on the other side of the road.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I fucking hate people who do that, it really boils my piss.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Stab them all with coathangers
or hit them with gin bottles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Stick a Dyson up their minge and switch it on.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Ouch
Whirlwindbortions
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

It should be freely available
If you aren't sure about having a kid then dont have one. Father and Mother should agree but at the end of the day it is the Mother who has to have/support/bring up the child should the relationship go tits.

Alt:
Bowie

Alt Alt:
I don't have any addictions. I do like a pint or twelve but can easily go months without. Same for Ye Massive Drugges back in the day.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

You're not fooling anyone Monty
Fuck off back to the glaciers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

hahaha!
Lend 'us a tenner guv
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Also:
Like Monty could go months?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Hence the "not fooling anyone" bit
It was a stretch wasn't it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Sometimes I give up the will to live

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Mainly on here it seems
Wassup Rory? Why so sad?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Once I close the offtopic page down it quickly returns

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I see

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

it sure has closed down recently
there's about 5 of us left propping up the corpse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Pro choice, a woman's body is her own.
The father ought to be able to tell the mother what he feels but it's her choice in the end.
alt: Jesus, since abortions should always be allowed in cases of rape.

alt: alt: Stopped smoking for two weeks then had one every so often, sometimes months apart, until It stopped being nice tasting. Now I have a cigar or cigarillo now and again if offered. I never found any problems with addiction.
Drinking, on the other hand, I only stop when the money runs out and have and would drink every day if I could though not every morning.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

hmm, 6 of us
hi bert!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I think they should be enforced in cases of rape
After the woman gives her witness statement at the police station, they should push her down the stairs, just to be sure.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

What if there are no stairs?
Do police starions have emergency gin?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

No, but they can call for the good stuff, some Fire-n

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

The police can always find some stairs for people to fall down.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I wonder if it's a requirement when police stations are built.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Why doesn't he get a say at all though?
Seems a bit short-sighted to deny someone a lifetime and chance of parent hood 'cus someone doens't wanna carry around a tumor for 9 months. It's quicker than an average NHS Waiting list for basic growth removal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Ultimately a person has the power of determination over their own body.
The father might want to keep it, but unless he can transfer it into his own womb, it's not going to be his choice.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I don't think it will ever be an issue for Gonz, it's not like any woman is ever going to let him fuck her.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

this is the kind of building block that b3ta was founded upon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

lol, I'm sure I'll find someone to fuck, get knocked up and then "make the best of it with" one day too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Don't know why anyone one would just want to make the best of it.
Being married is ace when you find the right person. Hence why I had proposed before Mrs Battered found out she was up the gut.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:38, Reply)

haha, i just got to the overground bit on the way home, wondering if that was too harsh or close to the truth.
Glad that youre happy whatever the situation is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Wasn't there that documentary where that basicly happened, there was some kind of "A bloke who gave birth" thinggy on one of the reality shows anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Ah no, that was a Schwarzenegger vehicle.
Had Danny deVito in it too, I think. Always the sign of a quality film.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:21, Reply)

no there was a lesbian sex change lady who ahd a baby even tho legally she was a bloke

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

What a fascinating modern world we live in.
/film
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:40, Reply)

nah man, fo'sho', fo'reals.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:02, Reply)

In short because he can just go out and impregnate someone else.
I think a woman will think long and hard about abortion and if a woman decides that's what she wants then forcing her to have a baby benefits nobody. Apart from very odd cases would you really wat to put a woman through childbirth then raise her child knowing its mother wanted nothig to do with it? Wouldn't moving on and finding a woman you could spend your life forming a family with be better?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

But it's not something you just 'get over'.
It changes your body horrendously, and (I imagine) birth is a traumatic experience. Not something you should be forced to go through.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

7

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Alt alt: I gave up smoking weed back in November
It only just occurred to me this morning that it has been over three months which means I am officially a non-smoker now. I must have good willpower because I would happily start up again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I love weed.
But I overdid it in my younger days so now it gives me teh fear.

I only smoke it these days when I'm doing pills.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

What's not to love?
I overdid it in my younger days and in my older days. In preparation for giving up I smoked as much I as could through the middle of last year. One last hurrah, if you will.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

It's great stuff, it really is, but what with my high powered, very important job I no longer have the time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

You need to work on your time management.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Not really.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Widely available
Alt: alt: Yes, cigarettes. Quit some three years ago now. I do now ocasionally smoke, mostly when pissed. I no longer have the urge to do so otherwise.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

its never too late for an abortion, i think quite a few people here could do with a bit of termination
alt russ abort

alt alt i have laods of willpower, its why i don't smoke, take drugs and only drink like a responsible adult
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

like a responsible adult out of my sippy cup like my mummy taught me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

How is it possible to lift a cup with a head dobber?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

He doesn't, the cup has a straw.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Oh right silly me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

sounds......... tedious

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

why does being sensible always sound tedious?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Sensible is NOT the same as tedious.
Tedious implies repetitious.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

you can have loads of fun within the realms of being a responsible adult without resorting to puking on a pavement or getting arrested
i was on a rubber ring at the weekend
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Bed sores from sitting in your spacker chariot for too long?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

genuine lol

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I cracked a smirk.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

a smirk one off
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Predictable strikethrough.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

is funny

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)

are you flirting with me?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)

is predictable

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)

im so glad that nobody on the train can read my thoughts, thete are some well fit birds on it tonight.
aOH GOD I FEEL SO CREEPY.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:04, Reply)