Looks like not all Frenchmen surrender
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17473207
Unconfirmed reports he deservedly got shot. Prick
Edit: confirmed
Also vote in my second official poll www.b3ta.com/board/10724498

Alt: Don't you find it funny when two political parties have obviously got two differing party lines which are contradictory and the just bang them into each other. For example on Granny Tax, Con: "no one will lose any cash" Labour: "4 and a half million people will be worse off" The reality is there is a freeze on Tax relief for pensioners, so they won't loose any cash no, but the cash they get from the government hasn't gone up with inflation. Now if the polititians stopped spewing the party lines and just discussed that, then people could make their own minds up, it's a choice innit. I just think that politics of briefing in these sort of situations break down and everyone just looks silly, DON'T YOU AGREE!?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:51, 146 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You've still got 'Swipe on ignore then?
Alt: The party line is to disagree with this. Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

No, I just think she a very unpopular mental
and thought I'd give people a better option.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)

sure
commenting on politics when you are too batshit dumb to spell "politician" or even to look it up ONLINE in is, of course, a much much better option.

you sad little man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)

calm it love, hate is a very simialr emotion

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Y'see I think that both you and Chompy are ok
I don't understand all the animosity.
Is there a back story, or do you just not like each other?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

There is a back story, i believe it involves Chompy being a prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

and he rejected her in taht travellodge, poor swipe :((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

as i am not poor
kroney was right: i would never be caught dead in a travellodge, mein lieb.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

is that why he rejected you?
some men jsut can't handle successful women
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I prefer being unmodded
Who needs a bloody sheriff who'll be a right fucking fanny full of handwringing and angst
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I think an actual mod who knows what offtopic is like would just ignore the whiney shit
rather than other mods who just do what the gaz tells them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I should gaz rob to ban aa for all his shit pictures that he insists on relentlessly shoehorning in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)

*Dawson crying *

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

What improvement do you think having a mod would bring?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

We need rules Tangled, we're not savages.
But mainly to calm shit down when people get overtired.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

you saw lord of the flies the other night, and you're worried we're going to start calling Bobby 'Piggie' and kill him with spears?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Didn't they drop a rock on him?
/pedant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Yes
They kill Simon with spears as they think he is the "beast"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Trev was so upset :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I think we'd been hoping to do that anyway

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I agree that it would have to be an existing poster, as most of the conversation on here sounds like a row.
So would the main rule be: Calm down and stop taking it all too seriously?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I think hour long bans are the way to go.
if they come back being a prick ban them for 24 hours
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Another bonus would be to keep the people who have been banned from coming back.
Which might stop the bitchyness to anyone with a new username here.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

French blues on tap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I'd vote for that.
Work is a lot less dull with amphetamines.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

he's from algeria or something, no?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

that fact would have ruined my joke.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)

oh sorry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I think he is French born

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

he can't remember who he is in a beret?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Frank Spencer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

you mean CONDORMAN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

80's flashback time
I went to see that at the cinema
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

And I bet that cinema is no longer there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Nope
It is now about 3 pubs and a nightclub
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Alt: Huge fan of 'party lines' right here.
LOLOLOLLOLmassivedruggez0rz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

you shouldn't make light of your addiction

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I barely touch it these days due to penury.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

what did you do to your cock?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Put it in your mum
LOL!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

You should work out what 'script drug is the closest to the stuff you like and then what alemants require it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I don't think any drugs on prescription are similar to Hennesy

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Good thinking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

how was your crab?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Still in't' fridge due to booze getting in the way of cooking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Ah, the old 'empty bottles blocking access to the kitchen' problem.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

OH man, what you gonna do with it? I fucking love crab.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I've bet you've gone down on a big conga in your time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

No, it makes him eel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

While I don't think this is a full blown LTI
I do think you should have to go and sit down at the side of the internet for five minutes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

hahaha!
Sowwy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

He jumped through a window firing and was found dead on the ground...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

He'd been watching to many Die Hard films.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

it says 'several weapons'
how can you fire several weapons? i mean two sure, but several? unless he was rotating them somehow?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Could just be a translation error

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

doesn't common sense translate in french?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Good effort, but he's no Moaty...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Michel Platini* should have tried to coax him down with a bucket of snails or something

*What? I don't know any other French footballers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Didier something-or-other?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Cantona?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Oh I've heard of her

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I thought she was from Iceland

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Does the Iceland adverts, doesn't she?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

OH AH CANTONARE, HAS TO WEAR A GIRLY BRA

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

From Monty Python?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Alt: it's like you're suggesting that all politicians are obfusticating shitbags or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I'm not playing you at Scrabble.
I'd have just used cunts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

shitbags wouldn't have been allowed, so you'd win...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I find that cunts always do.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

It wouldn't let you


The cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

You must be middle class, its a perfectly acceptable word on my estate.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I'll ask my butler

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Don't ask him - he's a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

This is not acceptable

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

OK

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Sack the cunt then,

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'll have him shot in the morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I've told you before, this is what you get for playing Words With Friends and not Scrabble.
Cheap, ad infested, money making, non-word score showing, painful to play bullshit.

Not that I'm a purist snob or anything.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Meh, its free

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

It's one side saying
What we've done is all puppies and roses
and the other saying, they've just done a shit in an old ladies mouth.

Fucking stupid, it's a reasonable descision which no one will like, some will hate, if the savings made by this are anywhere near the cut in the top rate then people will be furious.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Opposition politicians undermine themselves constantly
by childishly feeling unable to praise their opposite numbers' decisions even when they're sound or not too bad. Makes them look like knobbers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

True, but that's a tried and tested method.
And to be honest, at an election, they've got to say "we opposed and delayed that thing that fuck up" people forget the rest of it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

It still is shit though
The whole performance in the House of Commons is quite frankly laughable, were they not actually running the country.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

They're all pathetic.
Also bent, and cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Nah one of them got pissed up and threw a table at a policeman then said "you can't arrest me, I'm an MP!"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

1 out of how many?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

650
As any fool knows
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)

This^
Rar rarr rarr

FUCK OFF YOU BUNCH OF PRICKS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

FUCK OFF YOU BUNCH OF PRICKS We're going to smash the oiks!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Needs MOAR shouting over people and waving A4 paper

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I love PMQ's when the PM has been discussing nuclear arms/national debt/ NHS reforms
and some backbencher gets up and asks if the PM agrees that the youth centre/pier/retards playgound in his poverty stricken Northern constituancy should be repainted blue.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

That is just what I hate
"Will the Prime Minister join me in congratulating Cpl Dave Smith who yesterday had his nuts blown off by the Taliban in Afghanistan?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

NO I fucking won't I''m the shitting Prime Minster and I have better things to think about than some old biddy that's been a lolipop lady for 20 years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

'Back-passager' more like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Damn straight
bloody street urchins
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Up Scumbag.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Not ALL politicians are obfuscatingshitbags!
Some are lying, cheating, thieving, bastard, self-aggrandising think-they're-above-the-law obfuscatingshitbags!
And all the others are cunts.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Ah, the 'M&S' shitbags...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

hahaha!
2 for £10
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I heard some of them are Asian too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

The less efficient ones?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

That's just the men.
The women are almost at white levels of organisation. Almost.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

A few more decades of colonial rule and they might have been able to balance a cheque book

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Or even spell it.
Edit: Ninjaing cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

:P

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)

+on their head, rather than those fucking buckets.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Every morning Mkawumba has to walk 20km to get "fresh water"`
Just move your hovel to the fucking water source you stupid bastard!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Stupid AND lazy - it was never going to go well for them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Is it lunchtime yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

No

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:02, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)

what about now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Nope

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

You're just acting all tough because you want to be a mod.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

You're on your first warning.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Oh man this is SO UNFAIR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)

So looking at the poll stats
it seems that, apart from the wacky majority of offtopic who don't know it exists, slightly more people would like a mod than not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I'd say it's a overwhelming majority.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

It looks more like overwhelming indifference
There are more spoilt votes than combined yes or no votes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Chompy is only interested because he wants to be the mod
I don't think anybody else is really all that bothered.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I don't ask what b3ta can do for me, just what I can do for b3ta.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)

nice icon there
very generous contribution
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Don't reply to me you nut job.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Quick, you'd better delete

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)

waaaah waaaaaah i can't control the internet
waaaaaaaaaaaaaah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I can at least, control myself.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Hey! She's working on those pelvic floor muscles!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

really?
why are you such a cunt then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I'll vote for you if you ban swipe.
the constant swiping is doing my nut in worse than Qints Vs. Monty.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I'll side with the one that gives me the best blowjob

( Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)

:)
i love you too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

It's not personal.
You seem a nice person generally, but on this one subject, you area a complete tit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)

i'd rather be the complete tit
than the total cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Looking at some other stats
it seems that you are an epic helmcheese from Turdistan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Helmcheese Province is the administrative centre of Turdistan
WE JUST WISH TO BE RECOGNISED AS A COUNTRY IN OUR OWN RIGHT!!
FREEDOM FOR TURDISTAN!!!!!!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

However, the neighbouring province of Porkshaftia
has a tight grip on the politics of the region.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)

^ typical Turdistani bullshit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

have you received Nation of Millions yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I've heard you've received a nation of millions
up your bumhole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I couldn't hold them back.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Yes, forgot to mention it as it came in with a bunch of other records.
I knew more of it than I thought I did. After a couple of listens - i liked side two more than first side. My one criticism so far is that most of the rapping seems to mainly consist of repeating your name over and over. Needs more listens though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Flava Flav is the one who does that.
The first track features 'Dangerous' Dave Pearce.

It's a truly seminal album. Get Fear of a Black Planet next.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)

In other news, Iron Maiden's records are ultra bent shit for autistic quenders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

this was probably "news" back in the 70s

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)