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	'ning o/t
 	today is not going well.
firstly, i slipped on a cushion on a laminate floor in my lounge, thus falling and spannering my knee, elbow, and dignity.
Then to compound matters, i realised the reason i was feeling unbalanced was that i had odd shoes on. not odd socks, odd. chuffing. SHOES. one adidas shelltop, one black nike running trainer. spectacular even for me. thanmkfully JUST before i left for work, or i'd have em on now.
How has friday sapped your will to live thus far? 
alt: when did you last cause an 'oh for fuck's sake!' moment?
alt alt: mix me a drink, fuckers. and no horse semen.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:19,
	
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latest was 14 years ago)
 
	
	Swipe, did you really need to create a new account?
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:21,
	
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	if i had bewbs
 	and the capacity for multiple toe-curlers, ask yourselves, would i be here right now? #wouldifuck
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:23,
	
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	how could you confuse my original wide victorian mellow oak floorboards with laminate?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
	
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	Cushions? ON THE FLOOR???
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:21,
	
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	your mum came round
 	insert standardised kneepad gag here
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:24,
	
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	My Friday was going shit
 	But I just read your tales of Woe and now I am full of joy and happiness. Thanks mister! 
When are you going to get your arse down to Cornwall? the wife keeps talking about sticking the kids in the kennels for a night and coming to visit you and the wife.
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 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26,
	
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	Who is UDP?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26,
	
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	pete l'oaf
 	as was, is, and ever will be.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30,
	
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	Graphic designer...not been here for a while?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
	
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	bing.
 	o.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
	
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	She won't have sex with you yet she's trying to arrange swinging parties with UDP?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27,
	
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	if you'd seen us both
 	you'd understand :D
*hides from irate phil*
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
	
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	Nah I agree
 	I hope the girls have as much fun in their room as we do in ours
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 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45,
	
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	there is hopefully
 	a repatriation plan for late summer. kinda birthdayish time for me.
hoping to get a week. may bring reinforcements.
as ever, you are welcome in my humble home as long as you bring scrumpy pasties and lube.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:29,
	
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	Not if they put VAT on pasties!
 	www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-17473688We have a spare room now if you need a place to crash!
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 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34,
	
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	Where will the oven glove sleep?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
	
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	The oven glove has its own room
 	
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 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39,
	
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	the DORTY FEKKERS.
 	shit on em. shit in their back teeth,as the spanish insult goes.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47,
	
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	Spare room
 	With either a double or two single beds. I built a wall you know
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 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	Even cornish pasties with carrots in?
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:48,
	
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	Oh they are the best ones
 	Like the ones you get in Greggs
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:50,
	
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	MUST
 	CONTROL
FIST
OF
DEATH!
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 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:51,
	
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	not gonna bite. nope. not gonna.
 	THERE@S NO FECKING CARROTS IN A CORNISH PASTY YOU FAAAAHKIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNT ahem. sorry 'bout that./
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	Yes there is, look!
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:59,
	
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	Laminate flooring? You frightful povvo
 	alt: when I read about your laminate flooring in your "lounge"
altalt: Gin martini with a twist, olives are for plebs
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26,
	
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	WTF is wrong with laminate?
 	Or does your 1 bedroomed flat have imported rainforest hardwood only?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27,
	
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	Oak flooring, thank you very much
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:28,
	
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	I can't wait until I'm the sort of person that boasts about flooring.
 	One day... one day.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
	
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	Not boasting, simply answering a question
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
	
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	There was an overt smugness, of Vipros levels.
 	Now tell us that you're not being smug, you're just very happy with your flooring.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
	
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 	I'm not being smug, I'm just very happy with my flooring/life/place of residence/wife/job/surfing ability/band
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38,
	
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	The average price of a house in his road is £1.2 million, he reminds everyone of that at least once a month
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38,
	
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	actually that's detatched only
 	you can geta  semi for £800k
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39,
	
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	I get a semi for a lot less than that
 	HAHAHAPENISJOKE
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
	
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	Off street parking?
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
	
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	Sometimes
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
	
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	It's a right cunt paying 800 for a shitty terrace or semi and there ent no fuckin off street parking
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	tru dat, 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43,
	
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	He only lives in one room though
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
	
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	It's about right for most half decent areas in London
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41,
	
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	which is why I have to live in one room
 	like some some of "Irishman"
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	I should really rub the role reversal in you terrible oppressor of 800 years
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43,
	
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	They're headed back to the 'peat and potato age' at teh moment
 	with no help from us at all
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44,
	
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	U2 are bringing out a greatest hits soon, we'll be alright
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46,
	
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	Have a joke about the Irish
 	A professor of Spanish and a professor of Gaelic met at a conference and began discussing the relative merits of their respective languages. 
‘Tell me, ’ said the Spanish professor, ‘do you have a Gaelic equivalent for the Spanish phrase mañana, mañana?’ 
The Gaelic professor thought for a while, then replied, ‘No, I do not think that we have in Gaelic a word that conveys such a pressing sense of urgency’.
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47,
	
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	Thank god for the Englishmen bringing us their 'Protestant Work Ethic'
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:49,
	
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	Civilising the world
 	one set of savages at a time.
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:50,
	
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	I feel we need to have another go at it really
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	Yup, they seem awfully elastic
 	leave them to their own devices for a bit and those bogtrotters and sambos descend right back into slovenliness and begging.
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54,
	
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	gizza a job guvna
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:55,
	
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	excuse me
 	but i said it first.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	It's what aspirational working class povvos have in thir right to buy council hovel
 	IT@SDISGUSTING
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31,
	
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	i'd describe myself as middle class.
 	i can't be workign class, i ain't gotta job. innit. bruv.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
	
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	The working class don't work, the Caauncal estates are full of 'em
 	I feel dirty now, you fucking aspirational laminate peasant
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:36,
	
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	i kid
 	i have a perfectly good job, thanks
no inbound taxes for me, only outbound walletrape.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46,
	
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	worse
 	it's not even my flat.
and it's not real laminate, it's the mostly plastic clickstep shite.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30,
	
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	sounds beastly
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30,
	
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	on the upside
 	with a well timed moonwalk in the right kind of socks, you can generate enough static to lightly taze intruders.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31,
	
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	It's better than the ghastly wood effect linoleum
 	I have in my place.
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
	
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	I've just found out that Faith No More - FAITH NO FUCKING MORE - are playing Sonisphere in July
 	Why did none of you cunts tell me this?!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34,
	
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	Well, I can't speak for the others
 	but I didn't tell you because I neither knew nor cared.
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34,
	
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	Because we're cunts?
 	
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 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
	
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	They were hoping you wouldn't come.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
	
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	What, Faith No More were hoping I wouldn't come?
 	After all I've done for them?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44,
	
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	Because I told you about Combichrist, meaning I don't have to tell you anything for months.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39,
	
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	I'm still very grateful for that
 	But seriously. Faith No More. All Christmases, etc
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41,
	
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	I think tickets have sold out
 	soz
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	Even day tickets?
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	yep
 	 especially day tickets
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44,
	
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	really?
 	the download lineup SPANKS it. like a redheaded stepchild.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45,
	
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	It's all about Bloodstock for me
 	Download have managed to balance with the best and the worst bands going.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46,
	
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	I bet that is full of really ugly people
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	Yep, made even worse by the fact I'm there.
 	Far fewer knobheads though.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53,
	
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	+ with comedy t-shirts
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53,
	
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	true, which is good considering there's always clashes. means less clashes i care about. 
 	also looking forward to the one song crowd then mass exodus/shattered dreams of stardom effect when europe play, a la house of pain at sonisphere a while back.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53,
	
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	Last year?
 	I left even before that, they were fucking awful
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54,
	
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	yup.
 	i can't remember when i left. shit i barely remember that day.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04,
	
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	We left 2 songs in to get a good spot for Parkway Drive
 	Was worth it
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06,
	
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	Bloodstock?
 	That sounds like the kind of place that's full to the fucking gunwhales with men wearing eye makeup and studded collars.
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:55,
	
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	*nose/pointy gesture*
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:57,
	
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	The perfect place to "accidentally" drop a daisy cutter.
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:58,
	
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	If this is a fart joke I shall be unimpressed.
 	
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:59,
	
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	It's a form of crowd control device favoured by the US military
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01,
	
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	An excellent weapon
 	en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLU-82
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:03,
	
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	Too right.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:03,
	
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	that's exactly what i thought he meant
 	*mistrusting kroney fives*
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:08,
	
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	It's an outrage
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:09,
	
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	no
 	we've just both seen your arse.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:17,
	
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	Woah woah woah
 	You have not seen my arse.
Obviously Crow has.
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21,
	
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	i didn't mean your gaping naked hairy arsehole
 	just having met you is sufficient to know you could cut a daisy in half at 300 yards
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25,
	
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	I am appalled at you.
 	Your Northern is showing. Kindly put it away.
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:28,
	
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	Wakestock for that.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:59,
	
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	I suggest Hood-Butter-stock would be best for that.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:02,
	
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	You'll get far more of them at Download than you will at Bloodstock
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:58,
	
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	Have you tried Beefstock?
 	It's a bit more versatile
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00,
	
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	Officelol
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01,
	
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	I wasn't going to go to either
 	But FAITH NO MORE are playing Sonisphere
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01,
	
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	Excellent!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41,
	
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	Day tickets are £82
 	Ouch
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	Still.....
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45,
	
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	They're shit.
 	I prefer Simon Weston's new band 'Face No More'
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:50,
	
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	Hahaha
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:51,
	
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	shock and indeed horror
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:51,
	
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	I'm tempted with the 
 	Spirit of '77 event in Bath.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54,
	
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	That looks alright.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:56,
	
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	I ought to take a screen grab of this.
 	I posted something about music that you didn't call bent.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00,
	
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	Alright, if you're bent, I meant to say.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00,
	
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	I went
 	To see Pop will eat itself last night. The was pretty bent.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:12,
	
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	They were pretty bad first time around
 	I imagine having reformed once down on their luck they were terrible.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:17,
	
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	About ten years ago I allowed a friend to persuade me to see a reformed Wonder Stuff
 	God that was depressing. I didn't even like them when they were at their "peak"
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:20,
	
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	That's nothing, Rick Witter lives near me.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:29,
	
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	You live in Shed Six?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:31,
	
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	Endorsing this post.
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:32,
	
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	I was Going for Gold with it
 	*deletes account*
*kills self*
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:35,
	
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	Don't give in to the Bully Boys
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:43,
	
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	tango takes it up the 'Rick Witter'.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:45,
	
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	He only gets it Half Way Home though
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:46,
	
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	You seem to know a lot of Shed Seven songs.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:48,
	
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	*whispers*
 	They are my guilty pleasure, after cat rape
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:51,
	
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	I'd put the cat rape bit in big bold letters to draw attention away from the other thing
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54,
	
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	No.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:33,
	
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	In fact I moved out.
 	I left it on Friday.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:40,
	
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	I do hope it didn't ruin your weekend
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:43,
	
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	Not in the slightest.
 	I was pursuing rainbows.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:44,
	
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	I had High Hopes for this thread
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:45,
	
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	I think a Shed Seven pun subthread is a new low for us all.
 	Someone start a new thread and we'll say no more about this unfortunate event.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:48,
	
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	*nods*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:48,
	
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	I bought their first few records.
 	Bent indeed.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:24,
	
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	I still have Dos Dedos Mi Amigos knocking about somewhere.
 	It gives me a headache.
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25,
	
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	I had 'The Black Country Chainstore Massacre EP'
 	I gave up on them following their cover of 'Beaver Patrol' which wasn't bad.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:26,
	
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	your name came up in conversation last night
 	immediately followed by the phrase "fucking bent".
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07,
	
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	in the nicest possible way
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:08,
	
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	Who were you out with?
 	My guess is 'my dad'.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:10,
	
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	you're not far off there, actually
 	heh
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:13,
	
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	Posting from the train, right?
 	Good lad.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00,
	
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	That would be great if it had good music. 
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:03,
	
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	It'll be good whether then bands are any good, anyway.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04,
	
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	I think that's what I meant. 
 	I ruddy love Bath.
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06,
	
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	You don't smell like you do.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06,
	
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	paul simon is headlining hard rock calling this year, performing the entire graceland album
 	i thought you'd like that, monts?
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07,
	
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	I love his cod-African stylings.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:10,
	
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	BUT IT'S A SEMINAL ALBUM
 	actually i love his early stuff. but it's purely sentimental rather than musical; reminds me of childhood trips in the car. this is also why i still think "rumours" is the best album ever made.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:13,
	
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	It's a semenal album, you mean.
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:15,
	
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	oh cum on
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:16,
	
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	don't be such a dick
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:16,
	
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	You have some balls to talk to me like that
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21,
	
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	your impotent rage is not doing you any favours here
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:22,
	
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	I admire your spunk.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25,
	
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	where is batter(ed) anyway?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:33,
	
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	Probably standing on a box somewhere, earning his SIX FIGURE SALARY!!!!!!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:35,
	
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	silly dozer
 	that is not a pun about spunk.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:37,
	
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	I love it when you're mean to me.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:39,
	
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	somethingsomethingnobgag
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:26,
	
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	I hope you get the sack.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:28,
	
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	sounds like you need a hug mate, best wishes x
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:17,
	
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