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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'ning o/t
today is not going well.
firstly, i slipped on a cushion on a laminate floor in my lounge, thus falling and spannering my knee, elbow, and dignity.
Then to compound matters, i realised the reason i was feeling unbalanced was that i had odd shoes on. not odd socks, odd. chuffing. SHOES. one adidas shelltop, one black nike running trainer. spectacular even for me. thanmkfully JUST before i left for work, or i'd have em on now.
How has friday sapped your will to live thus far?
alt: when did you last cause an 'oh for fuck's sake!' moment?
alt alt: mix me a drink, fuckers. and no horse semen.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:19, 155 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
today is not going well.
firstly, i slipped on a cushion on a laminate floor in my lounge, thus falling and spannering my knee, elbow, and dignity.
Then to compound matters, i realised the reason i was feeling unbalanced was that i had odd shoes on. not odd socks, odd. chuffing. SHOES. one adidas shelltop, one black nike running trainer. spectacular even for me. thanmkfully JUST before i left for work, or i'd have em on now.
How has friday sapped your will to live thus far?
alt: when did you last cause an 'oh for fuck's sake!' moment?
alt alt: mix me a drink, fuckers. and no horse semen.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:19, 155 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
if i had bewbs
and the capacity for multiple toe-curlers, ask yourselves, would i be here right now? #wouldifuck
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)
and the capacity for multiple toe-curlers, ask yourselves, would i be here right now? #wouldifuck
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)
how could you confuse my original wide victorian mellow oak floorboards with laminate?
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
My Friday was going shit
But I just read your tales of Woe and now I am full of joy and happiness. Thanks mister!
When are you going to get your arse down to Cornwall? the wife keeps talking about sticking the kids in the kennels for a night and coming to visit you and the wife.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)
But I just read your tales of Woe and now I am full of joy and happiness. Thanks mister!
When are you going to get your arse down to Cornwall? the wife keeps talking about sticking the kids in the kennels for a night and coming to visit you and the wife.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)
She won't have sex with you yet she's trying to arrange swinging parties with UDP?
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Nah I agree
I hope the girls have as much fun in their room as we do in ours
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I hope the girls have as much fun in their room as we do in ours
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
there is hopefully
a repatriation plan for late summer. kinda birthdayish time for me.
hoping to get a week. may bring reinforcements.
as ever, you are welcome in my humble home as long as you bring scrumpy pasties and lube.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)
a repatriation plan for late summer. kinda birthdayish time for me.
hoping to get a week. may bring reinforcements.
as ever, you are welcome in my humble home as long as you bring scrumpy pasties and lube.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Not if they put VAT on pasties!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-17473688
We have a spare room now if you need a place to crash!
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-17473688
We have a spare room now if you need a place to crash!
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
the DORTY FEKKERS.
shit on em. shit in their back teeth,as the spanish insult goes.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
shit on em. shit in their back teeth,as the spanish insult goes.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Spare room
With either a double or two single beds. I built a wall you know
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)
With either a double or two single beds. I built a wall you know
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)
not gonna bite. nope. not gonna.
THERE@S NO FECKING CARROTS IN A CORNISH PASTY YOU FAAAAHKIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNT ahem. sorry 'bout that./
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)
THERE@S NO FECKING CARROTS IN A CORNISH PASTY YOU FAAAAHKIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNT ahem. sorry 'bout that./
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Laminate flooring? You frightful povvo
alt: when I read about your laminate flooring in your "lounge"
altalt: Gin martini with a twist, olives are for plebs
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)
alt: when I read about your laminate flooring in your "lounge"
altalt: Gin martini with a twist, olives are for plebs
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)
WTF is wrong with laminate?
Or does your 1 bedroomed flat have imported rainforest hardwood only?
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Or does your 1 bedroomed flat have imported rainforest hardwood only?
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I can't wait until I'm the sort of person that boasts about flooring.
One day... one day.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
One day... one day.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
There was an overt smugness, of Vipros levels.
Now tell us that you're not being smug, you're just very happy with your flooring.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Now tell us that you're not being smug, you're just very happy with your flooring.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I'm not being smug, I'm just very happy with my flooring/life/place of residence/wife/job/surfing ability/band
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
The average price of a house in his road is £1.2 million, he reminds everyone of that at least once a month
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
It's a right cunt paying 800 for a shitty terrace or semi and there ent no fuckin off street parking
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
which is why I have to live in one room
like some some of "Irishman"
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
like some some of "Irishman"
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I should really rub the role reversal in you terrible oppressor of 800 years
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)
They're headed back to the 'peat and potato age' at teh moment
with no help from us at all
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)
with no help from us at all
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Have a joke about the Irish
A professor of Spanish and a professor of Gaelic met at a conference and began discussing the relative merits of their respective languages.
‘Tell me, ’ said the Spanish professor, ‘do you have a Gaelic equivalent for the Spanish phrase mañana, mañana?’
The Gaelic professor thought for a while, then replied, ‘No, I do not think that we have in Gaelic a word that conveys such a pressing sense of urgency’.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
A professor of Spanish and a professor of Gaelic met at a conference and began discussing the relative merits of their respective languages.
‘Tell me, ’ said the Spanish professor, ‘do you have a Gaelic equivalent for the Spanish phrase mañana, mañana?’
The Gaelic professor thought for a while, then replied, ‘No, I do not think that we have in Gaelic a word that conveys such a pressing sense of urgency’.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Thank god for the Englishmen bringing us their 'Protestant Work Ethic'
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Yup, they seem awfully elastic
leave them to their own devices for a bit and those bogtrotters and sambos descend right back into slovenliness and begging.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
leave them to their own devices for a bit and those bogtrotters and sambos descend right back into slovenliness and begging.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
It's what aspirational working class povvos have in thir right to buy council hovel
IT@SDISGUSTING
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
IT@SDISGUSTING
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
i'd describe myself as middle class.
i can't be workign class, i ain't gotta job. innit. bruv.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
i can't be workign class, i ain't gotta job. innit. bruv.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
The working class don't work, the Caauncal estates are full of 'em
I feel dirty now, you fucking aspirational laminate peasant
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I feel dirty now, you fucking aspirational laminate peasant
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)
i kid
i have a perfectly good job, thanks
no inbound taxes for me, only outbound walletrape.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
i have a perfectly good job, thanks
no inbound taxes for me, only outbound walletrape.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
worse
it's not even my flat.
and it's not real laminate, it's the mostly plastic clickstep shite.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)
it's not even my flat.
and it's not real laminate, it's the mostly plastic clickstep shite.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)
on the upside
with a well timed moonwalk in the right kind of socks, you can generate enough static to lightly taze intruders.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
with a well timed moonwalk in the right kind of socks, you can generate enough static to lightly taze intruders.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
It's better than the ghastly wood effect linoleum
I have in my place.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I have in my place.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I've just found out that Faith No More - FAITH NO FUCKING MORE - are playing Sonisphere in July
Why did none of you cunts tell me this?!
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Why did none of you cunts tell me this?!
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Well, I can't speak for the others
but I didn't tell you because I neither knew nor cared.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
but I didn't tell you because I neither knew nor cared.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
What, Faith No More were hoping I wouldn't come?
After all I've done for them?
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)
After all I've done for them?
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Because I told you about Combichrist, meaning I don't have to tell you anything for months.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I'm still very grateful for that
But seriously. Faith No More. All Christmases, etc
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)
But seriously. Faith No More. All Christmases, etc
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)
really?
the download lineup SPANKS it. like a redheaded stepchild.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
the download lineup SPANKS it. like a redheaded stepchild.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
It's all about Bloodstock for me
Download have managed to balance with the best and the worst bands going.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Download have managed to balance with the best and the worst bands going.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Yep, made even worse by the fact I'm there.
Far fewer knobheads though.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Far fewer knobheads though.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)
true, which is good considering there's always clashes. means less clashes i care about.
also looking forward to the one song crowd then mass exodus/shattered dreams of stardom effect when europe play, a la house of pain at sonisphere a while back.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)
also looking forward to the one song crowd then mass exodus/shattered dreams of stardom effect when europe play, a la house of pain at sonisphere a while back.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)
yup.
i can't remember when i left. shit i barely remember that day.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)
i can't remember when i left. shit i barely remember that day.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)
We left 2 songs in to get a good spot for Parkway Drive
Was worth it
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Was worth it
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Bloodstock?
That sounds like the kind of place that's full to the fucking gunwhales with men wearing eye makeup and studded collars.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
That sounds like the kind of place that's full to the fucking gunwhales with men wearing eye makeup and studded collars.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
that's exactly what i thought he meant
*mistrusting kroney fives*
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)
*mistrusting kroney fives*
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)
i didn't mean your gaping naked hairy arsehole
just having met you is sufficient to know you could cut a daisy in half at 300 yards
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
just having met you is sufficient to know you could cut a daisy in half at 300 yards
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I am appalled at you.
Your Northern is showing. Kindly put it away.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Your Northern is showing. Kindly put it away.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
You'll get far more of them at Download than you will at Bloodstock
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I wasn't going to go to either
But FAITH NO MORE are playing Sonisphere
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)
But FAITH NO MORE are playing Sonisphere
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)
I ought to take a screen grab of this.
I posted something about music that you didn't call bent.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I posted something about music that you didn't call bent.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I went
To see Pop will eat itself last night. The was pretty bent.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)
To see Pop will eat itself last night. The was pretty bent.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)
They were pretty bad first time around
I imagine having reformed once down on their luck they were terrible.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I imagine having reformed once down on their luck they were terrible.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
About ten years ago I allowed a friend to persuade me to see a reformed Wonder Stuff
God that was depressing. I didn't even like them when they were at their "peak"
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)
God that was depressing. I didn't even like them when they were at their "peak"
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)
I'd put the cat rape bit in big bold letters to draw attention away from the other thing
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I think a Shed Seven pun subthread is a new low for us all.
Someone start a new thread and we'll say no more about this unfortunate event.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Someone start a new thread and we'll say no more about this unfortunate event.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)
I still have Dos Dedos Mi Amigos knocking about somewhere.
It gives me a headache.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
It gives me a headache.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I had 'The Black Country Chainstore Massacre EP'
I gave up on them following their cover of 'Beaver Patrol' which wasn't bad.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I gave up on them following their cover of 'Beaver Patrol' which wasn't bad.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
your name came up in conversation last night
immediately followed by the phrase "fucking bent".
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)
immediately followed by the phrase "fucking bent".
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)
paul simon is headlining hard rock calling this year, performing the entire graceland album
i thought you'd like that, monts?
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)
i thought you'd like that, monts?
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)
BUT IT'S A SEMINAL ALBUM
actually i love his early stuff. but it's purely sentimental rather than musical; reminds me of childhood trips in the car. this is also why i still think "rumours" is the best album ever made.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
actually i love his early stuff. but it's purely sentimental rather than musical; reminds me of childhood trips in the car. this is also why i still think "rumours" is the best album ever made.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Probably standing on a box somewhere, earning his SIX FIGURE SALARY!!!!!!
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)
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