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Where would you rather go, the bottom of the sea or up into space?Alt: should Al be stepped for breaking OT?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:48,
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Alt: I've totally modded his ass out of hereThat is why he stopped responding in that last thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:49,
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No, I can't see that one eitherSomething went wrong, somewhere.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:54,
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Space, although either would be exciting.At least James Cameron hasn't been to space.
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I think seeing the earth from space would eb pretty mind blowing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:52,
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Both are spectacularly fatalSo I'll stick with Norwich cheers. It's unspectacular but it doesn't kill you.
Might put that forward to the council as the offical city motto.
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got to be better than the current one"We don't care if she's your sister"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:53,
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Don't be daft old boyOf course they care. If they didn't then Ms Foxtrot and I wouldn't have to live this complicated double life of subterfuge and faked birth certificates. The penalty for coitus with a non-relative is death by brutal sodomy. In instances where the convicted has no male kin this can lead to a deadly daisy chain of death stretching halfway down a row of corn ears.
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Count the fingers and toes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:56,
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That's why he's been invitedLocals who know double figures are few and far between, we have to bring in analysts from across The Border
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Whereabouts?Also; what's James Cameron done to anger you? I haven't read the news today, for some reason I think this place and BBC Sport are more worthy of my work internet usage
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i.imgur.com/4jJu6.jpg
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:58,
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He's never been anytihing except complimentary about you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:00,
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Near the football staduim,well that's where their house is, not sure where the christening is yet.
He's dived down to the bottom of the Mariana Trench, being smug about it etc.
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I seeThere's a really nice pub along the river called the Rushcutters... and I've no idea why I'm telling you this, it stands to reason that the parents will have an itinerary in mind without a "furriner" telling them which pub to go to.
As you were.
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Because you are hoping to meet up and settle your differences mano-a-mano?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:05,
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I don't want to cast aspertions on Chompy's masculinityBut as a fellow internet shutin it stands to reason that should he and I be involved in pugilism, it would make the fight in Bridget Jones' Diary look like Tyson vs Ali, Balboa vs Drago, The Rock vs a fucking TANK
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I was thinking more Women in Love(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:08,
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This does not surprise meYou FUCKING PERVERT
I would like to point out that I wasn't calling Chompy a bender, more suggesting that neither one of us would be much cop in a fight
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Watching men wrestle naked in front of a fire makes me a pervert now, does it?Oh...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:11,
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No, of course notBut I'm not having people popularising the works of Oliver Reed on my watch. He drank ALCOHOL.
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I bet you worry about the self esteem of the guys plumelling your bumhole in your fantasies.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:00,
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Plumelling sounds like a lot of funPresumably this involves battering someone to death with a plunger, like a grossly incompetent Dalek
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I was sure that was a real world.Google Search - YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME !!!!! I meant pummelling
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:06,
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I won't lie to you Gonz, that's disappointingI thought you had a whole new meme lined up there
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Aw' man, I got a meme at the moment but only a few people know about it, and it's even caused Angry Gazes.I might tell chompy because we all know he can't keep a secret.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:17,
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Who's angry with you, Gonz?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:19,
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Oh fake Monty, after the lovely things you said about me on the last thread.(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)
He's the sexiest member of offtopicPlay your cards right and he'll gaz you some bumhole pics.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:06,
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Oh alrightone of the sexiest...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:10,
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I don't get this, Monty.Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:44,
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Who will clear the looms of clogged wool and rat feaces whilst you're away?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:10,
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Who will spell 'faeces' whilst you're away?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:29,
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Alt: no, you should be, for being an epic knobend.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:27,
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We're good at this kind of stuff, aren't we Monty?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:35,
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it actually has been the worst day on OT everthe last thread only got above 5 replies because quentin was talking to himself for so long.
what's going on people? have we all fallen out of love with each other?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:35,
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I've been v busy and will be all week.I expect that'll be the problem.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:36,
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hooray! time for some new blood to move in!Prime time to start posting if your a lurker! come and join the FUN!
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I tried that once.I posted a 'Lurker Amnesty' thread. I don't think a single one had the cojones to unmask themselves.
(unmask means 'reveal')
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:47,
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maybe this place is just so shit and dull that there are no lurkers(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
They're lost without us, Aggers.LOST.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:47,
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If he's Aggersdoes that make you Boycs? Or, more amusingly, Blowers?
/wrong audience
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It's cricket, I know that muchBut not enough to know why it's funny. Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:54,
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Don't look at meI said loads of fucking funny stuff up there ^ and no fucker replied.
Although I have been absent most of the day due to a combination of workload, and cricket being more interesting than you lot.
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Bet I can scare the shit out of you with my next sentenceI had a dream that you texted me the other night. True story.
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martin luther king's rejected first draft?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:04,
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Yes, I know that sweetheartPlease try not to underestimate my knowledge of pub quiz trivia
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No, the "falling out of love with OTers" thing.Seven and a half years.
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Kroney, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:10,
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Oh bugger, that's is quite a long timeYou should have married her then she is legally yours
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:12,
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I've just had GREAT SUCCESS with pulling nose hairs outMy eyes are watering like fuck now, it's like the first time I did bumming
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Silly Darth, you're not supposed to stick entire trees up your bottom.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:54,
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I'm sure this is hilarious - Liverpool's defending against QPR-level hilarious -but I don't get it
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That's because you've edited your post, you ninja bastard.It said 'firs' before
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:56,
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The cricket score looks interesting Darth, I still reckon on an England win though.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:11,
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All depends if the batsmen have worked out which end of the willow to hold since the Pakistan seriesAlthough we've let them off the hook by allowing Jayawardene to clock up so many, we can still take control with a good start tomorrow. A first-innings lead of 100 should do it I reckon.
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It will be the first bit of radio I listen to in the morning.after the shipping forcast.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:19,
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I'll be following the BBC live text and ball-by-ball on Cricinfo avidly all weekMy productivity will be shite until around 2pm each day
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but of course, although you were more fun when you'd get drunk and post rambling badly spelt nonsense(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:03,
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that does not sound like something i would doEVER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:04,
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ha, luckily for me it would be so misspelled that you'd never find it anyway(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:09,
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Neither.Space sounds rubbish and the bottom of the sea doesn't sound much better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:08,
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*mumble grumble mumble*everythings rubbish these days...bloody kids...no respect...stupid space full of nothing...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:09,
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You are so wrong about space.I was looking at the planets the other night, and I just wished I was up there with them.
Of course, I wouln't be allowed, as I would cause a gravitational annomaly that could cause the earth to be flung out of the solar system.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:15,
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Yup, them's the ones.In the sweetshop window.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:18,
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I've just had someone call up to book an X-rayI was tempted to have them come in to the office, point my desk lamp at their arm and draw a picture of some bones and charge them a grand. Is that how it works?
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True factsI've been working on a safety system for a customer's X-ray machine.
It is so powerful that if it goes off in the same room as you, you die. Not after some time, instant frying. I'd better design it so that it can't.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:30,
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So you have a customer with a death-ray machine.Does he also have his own private army, a hidden bunker and a golden gun?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:36,
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It's even better than that Mr Bond(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:15,
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Do you ACTUALLY die?Or do you get big and green when things annoy you?
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seeing the earth from space would be coolat the bottom of the ocean you'd see fuck all plus depths freak me out a bit.
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bottom of the seasince I was a child ive been in love with the idea.of being a mermaid
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:42,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=OosYFs3cyZ8
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:46,
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Darling, it's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me.Hm, that sounds a bit pervy coming from me.
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Kroney, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:56,
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I think either would be aceThe Trieste voyage was in the year of my birth so going down the trench (fnarr) would be cool but I grew up in the space race so going into orbit would be cool too.
Goddamit don't make me choose!! I want both!!
Al is ok by me & when did he break it?
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EVENING!Space. Depending how far. I'd like to go lightyears away, but that fucks with your social life
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:11,
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