Is it time for an evening thread?
It's after six, I'd say that counts.

Question? Okay. Aren't drugs great? I think codeine is a wonderful thing. What do you think is great?

Alt: Did you do anything fun today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:17, 177 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

woo!
drugs keep me alive. THis bothers me, if society collapses, after a while I don't work properly any more.

alt: Nope. Not one thing.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:23, Reply)

I know what you mean.
I'd be fucked without drugs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:30, Reply)

You're doing it wrong.
You're supposed to use drugs to make you fucked, not the other way round.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:30, Reply)

Are you going home to see your doris?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Going home for Easter init.
And I sincerely hope that happens.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:33, Reply)

What, easter?
I imagine it will.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:34, Reply)

I would forgo Easter and the accompanying chocolate eggs to see her.
That's how serious I am.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:34, Reply)

how romantic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Ten bob says she cancels again.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Even Piston would've picked up on the 'signals' by now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:39, Reply)

All will come good.
I have two back ups anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I don't think mine will get me fucked
Need a new prescription
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)

I'm sure Monty could fix you up

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:33, Reply)

i'd have thought I'd have to give someone else
the drugs in order to get fucked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Alt: Whole day has been fun/good.
I didn't go to bed until seven this morning, but still managed to be in for eleven which I'm quite proud of.Then I went to the park and slept in the sun for four hours whilst listening to Futurecop!, an amazing band I stumbled across yesterday.
Now it's a bit worse though, I'm packing my suitcase to go home tomorrow, which is a nightmare as I can't decide what to take with me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:29, Reply)

ooh, I can compete with that
Friday night/saturday morning I went to bed at half 5, got up again before 9 and spent the day fighting orcs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:33, Reply)

I didn't even do anything fun I just started watching Mad Men and couldn't stop.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:34, Reply)

oh, I was drinking sour skittle brau
and singing about ultralube
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Wooooo! Codine!
Problem is I think I've been taking it for too long so now I no longer get that buzz off it as much as I used to :(

Alt: I got my haircut for the first time in almost a year today. It was below shoulder length!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:56, Reply)

haha
one of Darth's friends on fb seems to believe my 'robocop was based on a true story' lie. w00t
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:56, Reply)

World's End is WICKED, I love it so far, struggling to put it down.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)

hehe
thought you might like it, but you probably shouldn't have put glue on the outside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Haha =)
What's the order of the books, so I don't mess that up?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

honestly can't remember
I'll look sometime, they're upstairs in my library. Hounds of Avalon is the one me and my mates are in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Wait, what, you're in a book?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)

me and my friends' old larp group
get a mention in it. One of them had been talking to the author online about our theoretical plans after the breakdown of society and about larping. If I remember correctly it's page 96. Only a brief mention, but it's still cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Hello b3th, my darling, my love.
I've decided that I will never shop in Tesco Metro again. The f'cking cunt behind the till only smiled at me when I said "What? £9 ? Are you sure?" and he goes "Ohhh", bleep bleep, and cancels 3 of my mouthwashes when I only had one in basket. I ended up getting it for free, but if I didn't tell him to double check. Dirty fucking cunt, I sware this isn't the first time.

Then I went to waitrose 'cus I wanted to get some chopped up garlic in oil, and I laughed at the girl saying "You're very cherpy" and she told me how she went out for a meal with her husband for her birthday yesterday and although my heart sank a little bit, I was whistling all the way home because she wasn't one of those misrable cunts in Tescos.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Everyone should reach for Waitrose.
It's where all the chaps get their food. In fact now I'm going to bowl over there in a bit and get some sun-dried tomatoes and eat them straight from the jar. I love sun-dried tomatoes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)

I've always got a jar of them, tomarto based sauces aren't tomarto based sauces without them.
Careful though if you think of them as a health food item, all that oil isn't great if you're gonna chow down a whole jar.

What's well nice, right, is to sprinkle some of the "Very Lazy" (or watrose calls it 'easy on the....') garlic and chili over them and bake them for a little bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)

That's a very valid point. Might give them a miss.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Everything in moderation, or you could easily make your own.
Get some tomartos, I forgot the breed but I like the ones that are just slightly bigger than cherry and slightly elongated. Then drizzle with oil, maybe some oregino, maybe some garlic salt, maybe some rosemarry, then put it in the lowest temprature your oven goes for a few hours (check on them every 30 mins).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I'm sat in a beer garden
with a pint and some dime bar icecream. Winning, right here.
(berk, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I'm sat in my pants cooking up some Credit Crunch Special of a dinner.
I'd rather we were swapped. As in, you were sat in my flat in my pants, and I was in your beer garden with a pint and some dime bar ice cream.

OH GOD, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY "HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?" ANYMORE !!!!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I'm good thanks, Gonz
how're you?
(berk, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Pretty good thanks, I had an operation today, they cut some bits out my head. It stang a bit at first but doesn't hurt now.
I'm looking forward to the summer, today was georgous, I think I might break out the faux-silk not-too-loud hawianne shirt tomo for work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:22, Reply)

How 'bout oyu?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Alright benders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)

I am now I've got this mix on the go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBP_Re9r9MI
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I'm planning a Leeds bash soon.
Fancy it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)

As long as it's between mid-May and mid-June.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)

aight.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Evening all.
It's been a long but lovely day.

For any of you who might be heading to Bristol next month, will you be around for Sunday lunch and do you want me to book somewhere?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

A sunny afternoon pub lunch
sounds excellent. I will need shade, though.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Oh. You wanted sun?
That cost extra so I didn't book it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)

To be honest, I say I like the sun
then spend ages hiding from it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)

I don't trust anyone who doesn't love the sun.
I'm sitting here with a big fat grin because of the weather. Also because of some banging tunes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I am very very pale
it's more like the sun doesn't like me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:27, Reply)

I do not have this problem
*slightlyforeignlols*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:29, Reply)

I love the sunshine.
I'm sitting here with a big fat gut because of the weather.

No, not the weather. Food. Because of food.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Alt: Major fun just now, got a Dior hoodie I've been after ages for peanuts.
Also some new sunglasses, less so peanuts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)

If you consider boiling to death in a hot interview room whilst wearing a suit as fun,
then yes, I've had the best day since I discovered wanking.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I'm not sure wanking in interviews
Is going to help your chances.

*thanks for coming lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)

It's frigging boiling here.
I wandered round the gardens with an ice cream.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Alright Gary?
How's Edinburgh treating you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)

BOSSSS Guv!
I bloody love it. The weather's helping. I've only been rained on once in three weeks.
how's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)

In my experience
Scotland is usually a hot, sunny country. I've been there three times and two of those times the weather was scorching.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I can confirm this.
I grew up in Aberdeenshire. The winters are horrendous though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Not too bad.
Interview today, another tomorrow, and just got word of another one earlier. The moment I get a sniff of an offer I feel like booking a trip up to Edinburgh, even if it's just for a day out. I bloody love the place.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Fuck me
It's You!

How are you, Ar Kid?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:28, Reply)

I'm sound kidda.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Drugged off my tits.
And everyone in teh house is lame.
Apart from that, sound.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)

And QOTW's quota of Fabulous just went through the roof !
Alright darling?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

alright Roots?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)

At work.
Grump.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Confidently at home.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I think that marijuana is really great
And that I should be allowed to smoke it whenever I fancy.

Alt: no, I went to work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:35, Reply)

sitting out on the terrace of a fancy restaurant sipping merlot
As I have had a rather excellent day.

Smugzilla right here
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

You get the London gig?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

yep
50% payrise, cinema in the basement, bonuses of up to 10% and stock options.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

well done.
When do you move?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)

got to sign on the dotted line
Then hand in my notice, then a month. Probably move week of the 25th and start the following.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Blimey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)

I'm getting a bit naused by all these people
sipping alcohol in the sun. Fuckers.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)

I had a pint after work.
Still puzzled about the 'confident' thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

I thought you preferred the indoors, gollum?

(berk, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)

He could open his patio doors
And have a beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

is that a euphemism for anal?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)

It is now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Nasssty hobbitses
Though I can confidently say I'd rather be out in the sun than stuck here.

Having said that, it's night now.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Do you still wear those baggy trousers with all the pockets and zips and stuff
It's just that someone of your age should really have moved on from that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)

But what could I wear with my fluorescent goggles and string top?
What are we talking about, here?
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

As a committed psy-trancer or whatever the fuck they're called Smeagol used to wear them as part of his usual attire
www.b3ta.com/questions/buses/post468234
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Oh right. Yes, I've seen those people around.
Usually from the other side of the street I'd just crossed.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Fuck sake.
Someone on our street is having a bonfire, it fucking stinks and it's coming in through the windows. How selfish do you have to be to have one on a day like this?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Oh man, I just touched my head, and I could feel a round hole with my finger, so I took a photo to see what it looks like, and my head looks quite bad from close up.
First thing I'm doing tomorow is getting me a hat before work, does anyone know what kind of hat would suite me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Stop touching yourself
you filthy pervert
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

It's kindda impossible to not touch yourself, especially if you have folds from being a McFatty.
You could totally take over from the touching though, if you want.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Okay.
hand me the pole then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Wow, that's a bit forward, even for you ! Not that I mind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Pork pie

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Well I found this amusing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I fancy you Jeff, you've got wonderful eyes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I saw him first.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I think hats are incredibly hard to pull off.
For me anyway. Can't go near one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)

i look awesome in hats
this is good as they stop me getting sunstroke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)

They don't make hats big enough for me.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)

get a larger size then
Might stop the headaches too
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I knew someone would say that before I'd even pressed post.
2/10.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I liked it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah', but I think its better than people wondering why I've got holes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Fedoras are pretty good
as are trilbys. You have to commit to wearing the hat, though, you can't hide beneath one, there is an art to it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)

And if you're not careful they can make you look a right prick.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Fedoras and trilbies are indeed for pricks and quenders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)

nonsense
I look cool in mine. There are not a lot of items of clothing I look good in, but hats are the exception
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)

alright plumdozer
Just seen the new entry on the calendar - if I remember rightly, there was a nice little boozer round there called the Grove. This was a few years back, mind. Now that part of Holbeck's gone upmarket, it's probably been bulldozed.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

The Grove is still there. It's round the back of the building I work in.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Excellent.
Is the Cross Keys still there? It was a bit dear, but it had a lot of variety.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Notice you've not yet signed up though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

It'll be a surprise.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Willennium's signed up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I don't know. Where was it in relation to the grove?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Uncle. Twice removed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Water Lane, near the junction with Globe Road.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Could be. I work in Bridgewater Place.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

You should try one of those wide brimmed hats that Hassidic Jews wear.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Is that a kosher film about dinosaurs, in hat form?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Vilde chaya!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

In case you hadn't noticed
I've had to cancel pierbash.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I hadn't noticed.
I said I couldn't make it when on the 14th.

Why did you cancel it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

because no fucker was interested
and if it was only going to be me and cavy, it doesn't need to be a calendar event.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

I only said I couldn't make it then.
I never said I wouldn't come if I could make it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

It's too late Jeff
You ruined everything. Again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Sorry Tangles.
I'm a cunt like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I asked people to tell me when they wanted it
The overwhelming response was 'meh. whenever.' I picked a 'whenever'.

I'm not saying I don't want PIERBASH. last year was great fun. But there's no point trying to *force* people to go.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You need to adopt a new sales tactic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I like the forcing people to go idea
I'm imagining b3th going nuts and rounding up various b3tans, driving them at gunpoint to a pier and everyone having to pretend through their fear that they are really enjoying going on all the rides.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Cavy suggested I threaten to snog every tenth sign-up

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Wouldn't that just limit the maximum number to 9?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

That was my opinion also
She seemed to think it may be some kind of USP.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I only found out about it yesterday
I'd have put my name down but you'd already cancelled it by then.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Well, if anyone wants it back again
I'll expect you to be there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Everyone has already forgotten about pie-bash
It's all about dozer's bash now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Fo sho, me knotty-headed nilla.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I wear a lot of hats.
I look great in hats.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:45, Reply)

You have to be pretty confident to pull off a hat, I find.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)

It's nothing to do with confidence.
Just that I look good in hats. I have a lot of hats. If I didn't look good in hats I wouldn't own a lot of hats.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Do they bring out your cheekbones?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Actually, yes they do.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I don't own a hat
But I do have a new record and a beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I have a new job
Did I mention my new job? It's new. And a job.

I also have a glass of Asda's most expensive wine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I saw that
Well done you.
So you are leaving the midlands behind?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I am indeed
I am heading for Das Kapital to slum it with the capitalist pig-dogs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Congrats on the job Lighty.
That's great news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Ta!
I am a bit gobsmacked to be honest. 1 casual "that looks do-able" application, a trip down to The Smoke for a couple of face to face interviews, a phone interview with HR where I cheekily asked for 10-20% more than they were offering and BOOM! 50% payrise.

I could roll in shit and come out with a practical biofuel at the moment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

That's outstanding news.
Know many folk in the capital?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Just b3tans,
a guy I shared a house with at Uni, a couple of friends of friends.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Oh dear.
You'll new social scene will be made up entirely of benders.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Darth lives in Norwich, not London.
And there is only one of him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

no change there then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

I'm getting me some wine on the way home.
I want a red. I was going to be good this week, but fuck it. I'm much better at being bad.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

The advice now is to have two dry days a week
But I reckon you can average that out over the year.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

If you spend a couple of weeks in a medically induced coma

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)

I hate you. And anyone else who is employable.
also, Asda's most expensive wine. five quid a bottle?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

£15
it's Newcastle Pope.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I saw this Viz Top Tip and thought of Rory
FIND your Virgin name by rolling a 6 then defeating the Orc guards and collecting a Pixie spell from inside Castle CryWank. :(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Found this this evening.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9qfE0WHjI
The little crevice of Youtube it's in is FULL of about eight million amazing electro numbers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Art Department are playing Basics with Ralph Lawson on April 21.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Chatting with an attractive female coworker on FB
who is envious of me getting out of this place. Should I humourously suggest that she chose wrongly when getting engaged to her heavyweight champion kickboxer boyfriend instead of seducing her older nerdy coworker?

Or is that creepier than it is banter? I can never tell. And I don't want my legs broken.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Creepy as hell.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Thanks
And my kneecaps thank you also.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Well, now she appears to be flirting with me
Fuck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

You could always root it the night before you fuck off to London.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Good plan
*takes notes*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)

It's a simple rule
If you are attractive, it is flirting.
If you are unattractive, it is creepy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

+ If you are Lighty, then I'm a black dude with natty dreads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)

That reminds me
I'm off to look at the calendar for London bashes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Monty and Stunned were on about doing another September one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'll bear it in mind.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

You should throw a 'welcome me to London bash'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Intriguing
Or a "can I crash on your floor for a few months" bash
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Maybe I'll be able to make it this time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Hope so.
It was a good laugh last year - and you could do your turn on the deck. The old bloke they had last time kept needing to powder his nose.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

That would be fun.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Speak to Monty.
Last year, I think it was on Saturday the 30th, I'd imagine it'll be something similar this weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Of September.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)

what's ashton kutcher's favourite pudding?
Dude, Suet!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)

That's the best joke I've ever heard.
Hope you don't mind that I told it to all of my friends and taken the credit
(MenaceCoat, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:50, Reply)