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Jelly bean candles are nice. What gay shit do you like? Soft furnishings - strictly for queers or do they represent your character?
For the men. Best meat?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:56,
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Ben n Jerrys ice cream might count as gay, I supposeBloody love the stuff though.
The best meat is pork. I had some fantastic pork belly last night, I think I prefer cooking with it to any other meat.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:58,
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You wouldn't want a pointy cushion though would you!!!!!!!!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:14,
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Lampito - Marginally elevating the level of humour on teh board above rock bottom(
Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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I tell you what if Battered works for Ask restraunts he's got some stupid fucking responses coming from the survey I just filled out.
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Do a company that sounds like something you make toast out of own ASK?(
Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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Doesn't seem soNO LINK HERE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:31,
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I like premier inn, all you can eat breakfast on company expense YES!
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We supply them, so I'm not too fond of them(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:36,
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He said he worked for a company that represented chain restraunts.It had loads of questions about the celebrity chefs and decor of the place I think I answered most the questions deeply sarcastically and for the first half I was getting Ask and Zizzi confused.
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According to his Linkedin page he works for a company which sounds like something you make toast out of.Or fairy bread.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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fairy bread? toast? I can't work it out from that.Why is he asking us to do his homework for him? Why would he need us lot to fill out a servey for a big name brand when the big name brand could just use their social media outlets to get a billion times higher and greater response?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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He didn't I got an email from Ask saying fill out this survey and win an IPad3so I did.
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I donno how this is relivent to him then.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:00,
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Oh, ok.Are you on his LinkedIn network? It's very important to add everyone you have ever possibly come in contact with on your LinkedIn. In fact, keep a few print outs of your CV on you next time you go to the pub.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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i have one of those near me, what are the chances(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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I don't know. We'd have to work out how many Ask restaurants there were in the countryand then do a calculation based on population densities.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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I'm used to lowering the tone :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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I've invested in crotchless ones, I'm now too lazy to even bother lowering them.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:38,
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I reckon Crow appreciates the time you save himand the energy he would otherwise have to expend on his wrists.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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I am nothing if not thoughtful.Hope you are well, darlin.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:56,
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Oh dear god that's sad.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:33,
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Soft furnishings make a room along with the other "little touches" otherwise it looks stark and unlived inAlt: all meats are excellent and have a place at my table
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:03,
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That's more of a major feature rather than finishing touchi will also accept other hard or softwoods
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:13,
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there's just been a big case on that - a guy was allowed to keep his £100,000 oak flooringbecause of a technicality in the licence provision that waived the requirement for carpets in the flats in the lease.
tru fax.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:38,
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I'm confusedThis is someone renting a property who is now allowed to take out all the oak flooring and put it somewhere else?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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noguy bought a long lease (like 99 or 125 years long which is almost always what people mean when they say "bought a flat") and then installed the flooring. owner/tenant of flat underneath complained about the noise and went for an injunction requiring him to remove it and lay carpets. failed.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:43,
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Can building control not do something on the grounds of acoustic buffering between flats?(
Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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i'd have thought it was a landlord's issue mostlywould have to be seriously bad otherwise
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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That's disappointing, I was hoping it'd be good(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:20,
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it's certainly no "Twilight: breaking Dawn"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:21,
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I was made to watch the first filmNever going to watch any of the others. Utter tripe.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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I've seen the first one and it is atrocious(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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They didn't explain anythingThey just presume people have read it. So it made sense to me but didn't to the wife.
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:25,
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Shall have a see if the library has it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:28,
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I hadn't realised just how much I appreciate you saying thanks.I feel like I should have done this when Battered gave me advice on New York.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:39,
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Eh?Sorry to be the bearer etc but if it didn't make sense to your wife I suspect the plot of teletubbies might tax her.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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She let her husband name her daughter after an iron manI wouldn't have had much hope for her anyway.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:30,
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seriously, I'd go and see it.I've never read the fucking thing, I thought it was pretty good and it made perfect sense. There's a bit towards the end that demonstrated a rather large flaw in the "concept" of the thing but I'm guessing that's in the book too. And picking conceptual holes in children's books seems rather harsh.
Your only issue is the cinema will be full of teenagers of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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I rather liked the books moralityIt shows the lead character becoming progressively more disturbed as the trilogy goes on, and then the ending isn't all happy endings, it's quite warped.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:34,
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I might give them a go, as it happensIt's a lot darker than I expected it to be.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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I enjoyed them.I quite enjoy the genre of "government forces children to do horrific things to retain control". If that's not too specific.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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Battle Royaleand the Long Walk.
Running Man almost qualifies but that's one guy, rather than 20-40 or so terrified children.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:41,
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PsstAll of them are books.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:53,
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Battle Royale, written 1996, published 1999, film made 2000.The Running Man, written 1982, film made 1987.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:01,
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I enjoyed the Long Walk though it got a bit much after a whileHow are you bbz?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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I am good thanks, yourself?The Long Walk was pretty good, but the ending was a bit meh.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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It apparently ties in to the Dark Tower seriesThe shadowy figure can be interpreted to be the villain in those books. But I've not read them so yeah.
Dissertation bluez :( It's just not working. Apparently I just need to cite more people's arguments and theories so that's ok, at least.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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Enid Blyton's "Five visit Francis Maude's garage"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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I might go and see it on SundayOnly £3.20 for the local cinema, and you get to take in your own drinks, etc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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To go to any of the chain ones it's about £6-7, but this is a tiny one in an old millIt's great.
Also, that price is only on Sundays and Mondays.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:38,
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Actually, I do apologise, it's an old Sunday schoolwww.visitchester.com/things-to-do/silk-museum-heritage-centre-p28251
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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ExampleThey didn't explain how your name got in more than once so the 42 thing didn't make sense to her.
Also the sponsors thing was rendered pretty much pointless. All that effort for some balm that wasn't from a sponsor and some soup. Oh and saying most of them die from natural causes and then showing them all die from non natural causes was pointless too.
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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the 42 thing was hardly relevant to the plot.I'm pretty sure they don't stop "Titanic" to explain that the faults in the intermediate bulkhead design are what was responsible for rapid water ingress, either. It's a film. They expect people to be mentally strong enough to cope with it.
I agree about the sponsors but it doesn't cause any confusion in the plot so what's the issue? it's fiction. It isn't obliged to be explainable.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:47,
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because it explains why each tribute has to "perform" to show their skills.And I suspect is why there was a bow available in the arena at all.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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because it was relevant to how unlucky her sister was to get selected, I assume.Do you do this to every film you see?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:55,
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I'm jut wondering about why question tiny plot inconsistencieswhilst ignoring the elephant in the room of the whole thing, that being the big dog things. Presumbaly they are in the book, but it's still a rather epic inconsistency.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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The concept is wrong.Direct intervention causing death. Surely, the tributes must kill each other or succumb to the environment. If rules permit the people outside can kill tributes on a whim, as they then do, what's the point of the game?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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Ah well in the book it explains/suggests that the mutations are in fact made from the other tributes DNASo its still the tributes fighting the others in a roundabout sort of way
In the film it makes no sense.
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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Yeah, you wouldn't know they had the same eyes in the filmunless she actually said "Oh my gosh! They've got the same eyes as the tributes I already killed!"
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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I missed thatThat's quite interesting.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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I'm not bothered by it making sense or not so much.It's fiction after all. From a conceptual point of view, a story about a game like that becomes weaker without relevant rules. Maybe that's just me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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Unless the Government being a bunch of cheats is part of the storyPlus its not really a story about a game, its a story of control and rebellion.
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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granted, but if they are going to cheat, what's the point of the game?might as well just feed 24 kids to bears.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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The game is televised everywherethere wouldn't be hope if it became obvious to the districts that there was cheating going on.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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The district that won wouldn't careand the ones that lost would be just as controlled
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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Yeah, they were mutants created by the capital in the same way as the massive wasp things
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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yeah but the wasps are effectively passivethe lass had to get involved to use them as a weapon. That makes sense to me. The dogs are just the controllers picking off people, which seems to go against the point really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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The book does say that the controllers do often cheat to take out certain kidsone is mentioned that went mental and ate the heart of every victim but was killed by an avalanche that she thinks was started by the controllers to stop him winning.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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not if it's shit, nobut you're attacking this one for trivial and meaningless inconsistencies.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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I hardly attacked itI said they didn't explain things properly. If they aren't going to explain why something is said, why have it in the film. It annoyed my wife because she was asking why they said things in the film and the answers were in the book.
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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I haven't read the book and it caused no confusion to meI assume my mind just produced a plausible infill. I think the problem here is that your wife asks silly questions, not an issue with the film per se.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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But if she asks "Why would his name be in 42 times?" Which isn't really a silly question as it directly relates to why the are called The Hunger Gamesand the answer is in the book but not the film, perhaps they should just not have bothered to have the character say it.
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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It was actually explained in the film.Just later on.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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your mum was explained in the filmyou pair of complete and utter cock gobblers
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your mum choked to death opn your brother's cock?I feel for you man
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Nah, she wasn't, I'd have noticed.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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the only thing you'd have noticedis if a kid in a children's film aimed at children based on a kids book had a fucking NICKNAME
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nah, I'm afraid I missed that(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:30,
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could be, could be.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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It is pretty good.disappointingly, you can spot the bits they cut to get the 12A cert, though. Having never read the book I'd have rather they'd have left it complete and settled for a 15.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:30,
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One of the bits they obviously cut isn't for gruesomeness per se, I don't thinkit's just that you don't seem to be allowed to show children fwuffy animals being killed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:33,
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i reckon they should make two versions of films, when this issue occursi mean how much more would it cost compared to potential additional revenue? I would have paid double to see Shia Laboef disembowled in transformers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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I agree, but that means I'd have only been prepared to pay 4p.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:34,
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I guess there's always the DIRECTOR'S CUT DVD cash in release.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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OK the film wasn't shitBut considering the source material it could have been loads better.
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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I dunnoThe books are so cinematically written that the source does half the job for the filmmakers. About the only thing I'd change would be casting Lenny Kravitz
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Never mind that shitI just found the twitter of Helen who says "I pretend my epilepsy meds are vitamins. Nobody wants a one night stand with an epileptic"
Trust me love people don't want a one night stand with you whether they see the meds or not!
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:20,
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Seems she works for the BBC, odd that someone working for them would be 'allowed' to make such an off colour comment(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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Only a grade A mental would go through someone's medicine cabinetbefore boffing them on a one night stand surely? And if you only shag people you can fool people into thinking epilepsy meds are multivits you're aiming pretty fucking low in the mental gene pool
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:25,
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Nice of you to write me a thread BobThe best thing about gay shit is that you're more likely to get it cleaned up than if you fuck a straighty.
Too much?
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Not bad you knowToo much work = not enough internet absue time, otherwise good cheers. You?
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Ok, meeting my manager later to tell him why i should be promoted, so trying to write shit about myself, which i hate doing!"Explain how the role has expanded and has greater impact in the following areas: Business Leadership, Client Impact, People Management, Innovation, Scope of Responsibility/Accountability and Technical Contribution"
zzzzzzzzzz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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I dunno, have you turned if off and back on again?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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I suggest using b3ta as examples of all of theseIf he doesn't see the value in being able to do a good job whilst being called a cunt in a variety of innovative and colourful ways then you'll be entitled to cockslap him.
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Read the lates buisiness plan and just write it out in your own words in the first person.That is what generally ticks the boxes.
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Afternoon sir.My large bet with a friend from Christmas on City imploding and United winning is looking safer by the minute.
I predict Balotelli being caught up to the back wheels in a farmyard animal before the month is out.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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Afternoon old boyAs amusing and worryingly plausible as that is, it wouldn't be the most ridiculous thing to happen at City this year. Allowing Tevez back into the team shows a terrible lack of nous on Mancini's part. He should be left to rot in the reserves until he's forgotten by all but the most avid LOTR fans. Surely City should have enough firepower to not need him?
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you'd have thought.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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He'll get another tilt at it, of courseas Roman Abramovich isn't his boss. Nonetheless if they don't win the title this has to qualify as a backwards step on last year
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I made a similarstatement back in November and was roundly mocked... I am enjoying being more smug than usual
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I am famously shit at predicting anything apart from bra sizesbut have to admit that United timing their run of form to perfection was almost as obvious to see (with hindsight, etc) as the likelihood that City's collection of egomaniacs, children and mentalists would crack under the pressure.
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Afternoon DarthHave you checked your facebook today?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:44,
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Something highly immature, that I knew would irritate him(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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Oh man, now I really regret Darth being such a massive girl about the internet.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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Are you still upset about me defriending you?Christ, you really need to take the internet less seriously
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I'm upset about itThe odd picture of you covered in cocks and googly eyes always brightens the old place up a bit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:46,
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He's been good enough to point out that I've lost the gameTradition dictates that I advise Ms Foxtrot of the same, I'd hide if I were you
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AgreedIt's got to the point where I can guess words just from the letters available
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well yeah, that's standard, try using the letters to insult your opponent before filling in the real answer, but I bet you press skip don't ya.
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Some fuckwit drew the leaning tower of Pisa when when describing "Paris"...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:29,
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I didn't know Paris was in RomeI thought it was in Texas?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37,
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No, that's Houstonbut to be fair it's not easy to keep track of women who're only famous for having sex on camera
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Maybe it was a cockDid it have a vajazzled fanny just above it? And a night-vision video camera in the corner?
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soft furnishings make a placebut too many make clutter.
it would freak me out if a guy had too many girly things around - but it would freak me out more if he had things like unwashed towels, really old toothbrush, tissues under the bed etc.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:41,
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Tissues under the bed are probably acceptable if unused.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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obviously i don't mean a box of virginal kleenexi mean balled up stiff tissues and white stained socks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:44,
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only an absolute prole would wank into a white sports sock.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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how very dare you.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:50,
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I know you do darling, but don't tell everyone, eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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+ gay porn under the mattress and abuttplug in his arse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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leave it in a bully tin and barbecue it that waynothing tastes better than freshly barbecued water
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many headed snakes aren't actually that uncommon3.bp.blogspot.com/_awaeWdWdJZw/TQ4TC9lLo-I/AAAAAAAAAL8/s7T2K7IYOUY/s1600/Two-headed%2Brat%2Bsnake.jpg
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is that what it was?it was the first greek/roman thing that came to mind. where's lampito when you need her?
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Greek.It was some sort of snakey creature where if you cut off one head, 2 would grow back in its place.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:32,
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its also why hydrants are called hydrantscos they have 3 heads, one on top and two on the sides
/not really, but maybe
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They possibly share a root word of ὕδωρ if it helps!EDIT: Whoops. Make that ὕδωρ.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:43,
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wellthat sounds every bit as attractive and delicious as quentin's "bbq'd pasta".
thanks lamps.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:46,
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bbq'd pasta works best if you use dry pasta and hold it directly over the flame, before the coal is grey(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
that italian heritage is really coming out here(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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it's cos i got two buttons undone on me shirt and you can see chest hair innit?(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
this raised a smile, cheers terrymy cold is getting better already
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you and your impotent rage Q, it'll be the death of you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:30,
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What the fuck are jelly bean candles?I have a sofa, does that count as a soft furnishing.
Or is soft furnishing some sort of gay slang that I don't understand?
And what is all this about man meat?
This thread is totally gay.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:36,
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Is this how you usually try to seduce straight men?Your cod-mediaeval talk doesn't impress me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:42,
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Once he gets them back to his crib his oak flooring always seals the deal(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:43,
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Ah I see nowThe whole flat is done out in a mock-tudor style.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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Mrs Naked Ape is right classy and insists on the best(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:45,
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It's the stuck on stuff and all, I love mock tudor me(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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on double galzing with plastic framesFucking Craig Doyle cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:01,
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I'm on day three of"really easy plan to take down wallpaper and paint walls white"
I've almost finished the stage will will let me begin the stage before the stage where I can paint. yay.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:43,
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You've done all the sanding and filling?I always forget how much hassle it is to prep walls for painting.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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just got priming on the bits where the plaster fell out and I had to polyfilla it and trying to prepare the bits with the distemper paint (which is a bitch...see what I did there) so the last bit of paint doesn't fall off
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:46,
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I didn't know there was special distemper paint.Maybe that's what I need on my bathroom ceiling.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:50,
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You ought to thank Cavy for that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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there was many years agopeople went rabid for it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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It's pretty much two thirds of the job mostly(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:46,
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in this case more like eight tenthsthere was 75 years of paint and wallpaper to get rid of
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:47,
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In that case the plaster'll be fucked, unless you're any good at skimming, could be best to leave well alone, and just stick up more wall paper(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:49,
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Since it's just my art roomI'm hoping I can get to a point where I can just paint it all white and then if I'm still here in a few years I'll get someone to replaster
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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It's gonna be a ballache, and plenty of that shitty decayed plaster with horsehair(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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I had woodchip wallpaper through my flat when i boughtI genuinely would buy somewhere with it again, it's a fucking nightmare.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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there's some of that in my bedroomBut I'm thinking I might pay someone to do that room
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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It's alright, just messyyou end up covered in little bits of wood.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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the problem is, it's "waterproof", so the steam doesn't really penetratethen the violence needed to scrape it off damages the plaster leaving it all chipped. It's a miserbale job, whoever invited should eb shot in front of their children
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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All the stuff on our ceilingscame off in huge strips once you managed to get a bit off.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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you are a lucky, lucky man.there were around 4 layers of paint of ours which probably didn't help
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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What is the proper name for brick wall supports?Anyone got any ideas?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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Yeah, I'm waiting for my thanks here and clique offer of a visit to Needoo's(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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WE CAN ALL GO TO NEEDOOS BUT WITHOUT THE SPASTICS(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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I should go down to london with her at some point.Not this month though, I'm still povo.
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I dunno where the secret clique stands on you Apers(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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Well I'm never invited to anything so I guess I'm outside the circle of trust(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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We already have a Montywe don't need a poor quality imitation.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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Oh no.The whole evening is turning into a disaster. We'll all just have to take it in turns to take chompys girlfriend to a premier inn.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:18,
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Monty normally has crash space(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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See - that wasn't so hard now, was it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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