I can't believe you lot have all gone early.
I'm bored.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:53, 209 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

je suis ici

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)

I believe in you jeffthedogfucker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)

alright Rory?
How are the Technics going?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:04, Reply)

Sweet, all tip top, I'm gonna be the next lisa lashes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Scha-weet.
I am the next Brandon Block.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:20, Reply)

He fucked my sister.
Trufax.

He must be a chubby chaser as she's a fat cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:25, Reply)

Claim to fame, right here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)

He must carry a bag of flour with him. No other way he'd have found his way beneath all the lard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:31, Reply)

He an ugly cunt as I remember

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:30, Reply)

You haven't seen her.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:31, Reply)

believe in yourself and hope can never die

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Finally out of work
Time to start the extended weekend with chicken and cider. You up to anything tonight?
(Bedford, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Dinner with friends this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Out somewhere?
Or dinner party style?
(Bedford, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:08, Reply)

chill out colombo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Probably some average restaurant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:14, Reply)

Glass Boat is nice
at least it was 7 or 8 years ago
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:17, Reply)

It's still nice.
But I prefer the Spyglass next to it. Far less formal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Might go for a relaxing pint
might just stay in and chat to people on b3ta
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)

I was busy painting with that magnet paint
there were some issues, then I just busked it and now I have this on my wall
up2.it/ali/spidery+thing.jpg

I can never sell my house
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)

He comes...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:16, Reply)

you dumbass!
Put up an orc pic quick!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)

we're stuck in traffic and I am hungrily eyeing my nephew's easter egg..

(berk, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:25, Reply)

I'm here.
My plans have fallen through so I'm here all night, deep joy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:25, Reply)

Been sat in the pub since half 5. No wife or daughter tonight and I plan to get thoroughly shitfaced.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:27, Reply)

*Free pass piss up fives!*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

What are your plans?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Nah I've had babba ape all day as wife is skiing
I just know how to mak the most of free nights when they do occur!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

i'm here for a little bit
tying up loose ends before going away next week :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

yes, but the key thing there
is 'going away next week' which is a Good Thing.
(berk, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)

it really is
can't bloody wait. it sounds lame to say "i haven't had a holiday since barbados waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" as that was only christmas, but fuck my arse, it feels like MONTHS AND MONTHS ago!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Apart from taking a few days off
Over Christmas, I haven't had a proper break since last June.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Apart from a few days off at Christmas
I haven't had a proper break since I went to Croatia this time last year.
(berk, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Next you'll be saying you've cause to celebrate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Well, I do
but I can't afford both a holiday and a new laptop this year, sadly.
(berk, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I vote holiday
The laptop will be rubbish in 6 months
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)

New laptop'll be more useful for doing this MSc though
the one I've got is five years old and fairly decrepit, it wouldn't much enjoy being taken to London every week and being made to run a couple of programmes at once..
(berk, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Well have fun with your fancy new
Laptop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Pfft I haven't bought it yet
it'll be a saving up jobby, that.
(berk, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:25, Reply)

I dun my jobbie for today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:30, Reply)

POO!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:31, Reply)

McPoo!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Watching sucker punch is it any good?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Giant samurai!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:13, Reply)

pretty but empty
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Unlike your mum who is ugly and full
Of cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)

But in the morning I shall be sober and she will be full of man custard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Alright everyone?
I have a metric fuckload of sushi for dinner tonight. OH BOY.

I had a heart-to-heart with my manager, turns out everyone is a bit iffy about the new people and the direction the company is heading in. I may have been a bit too honest, but it got everyone nodding in agreement.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)

What's wrong with them/the direction?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:40, Reply)

With the new company, developers are kings (their words). To speak to one, you must go via a process
You can't ask a developer to fix a computer, as its a waste of their time. This effects me more than the rest of the team, because I'm 50% garbage man, someone will say "Can you fix this problem" or "Can you create this facility" and I'll just do it. I'm great at doing those sorts of things, and everyone thinks I'm awesome for doing it.

The other 50% of the time I'm very innotive, working with social network apis, and testing creating things that sometimes lead to 10ks of facebook likes and lots of "Holy shit, didn't realise that was possible for us", and sometimes it amounts to nothing. I do a lot of this in my own time because I enjoy it, I get to play around and do stuff that gets seen by millions of people.

With the new people, they're more like.... it's hard to explain, but for an example, one new guy (my eventual new boss) grillied out another new guy about how long it took to do something, infront of everyone. They were questions that could not be awnsered, in making website things (design and development) sometimes a sollution clicks in place in minutes, other times it'll take days. You can give deadlines all you want, but sometimes the scheduals write themselves. Other things pop up that wasn't considered, but then the question is "Why wasn't they considered?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Sounds like a small company that the new guys are trying to grow
It's inevitable that they will bring some 'big business' feelings with them, timelines, p&ls etc, these sound business principles are essential however they can be irking. A middle ground will result in a better run business with the freedoms that you have previously enjoyed.

Good luck negotiating!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)

So the new owners have a more professional approach.
Deal with it or look for another job.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)

A compromise should be possible

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)

But is not a requirement for the new owners to adhere to.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

No of course not, but to run a creative business you need to give some slack
Otherwise you grind out the reason you bought the business in the first place
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Or you replace the 'talent' with people with a better attitude towards the new strategy in addition to their technical ability.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Bullshit, a company is one thing, it's people and their talent
You remove that and you destroy the the company you bought, what would be the point in that?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Oh God, here we go.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Heh heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Yeah', thats whats happening.
If I wanted to be in a proffesional enviroment I'll be trippling my wage at some dullard's financal sector.

In the meant time, about a second after I posted that, something on the server fucked up and took our main site down, and I fixed the whole thing through skype when it's WAY beyond my realm of responcibility and seriously fucking impressed them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Vin diesel has just blocked an iron bar blow with his arm without injury
And broken some chains with his bare hands, but he does have a double chin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Can you SM-MELLL what the ROCK is cookin?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I fuckin hope it lamb chops
I love lamb chops
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Don't tell CQ; he may get upset about how others don't feel pain or don't have to have metal implanted.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)

He's such a girl
With his girl moustache and girl balls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)

I'm 'thirsty' the only booze I have is some nice champagne...
Should I open it? *geordie accent* you...decide
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)

My art room (and therefore my plan for world domination)
is almost complete!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Well done cavy
Yr the only person to have achieved something tonight
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I cooked a chicken
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

really?
I hear other people have managed to drink wine and stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I kept a baby alive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

that's some good going there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)

More accurately:
A baby hasn't died, while you got drunk in the other room.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)

"drunk" "alive"
these are just words really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Look - nobody's in bed.
so where are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I'm here...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Well, that's alright then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)

me, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Excellent.
I tell you what, Cavy, I'm fucking knackered. I've been clearing out some storage cupboards today, and I ache all over.

So, how's the art room now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

the walls are painted
including the magnet paint spidery thing and there's shelves (actually one of those plastic greenhouse things) and a big table and a bookshelf in there. Think it'll all be back in by tomorrow. Just need darkroom bit, but that can wait
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I opened the champagne \o/ :)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

and you didn't call us over?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)

feel free i'll see you in 4 hours

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)

i suspect there wouldn't be any left by then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

perhaps not...
but that's what you get for living in a magnetic house in deepest wales
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)

i forgot to get magnets, you know
i have no idea if it works or if I just painted a black splotch on my wall for no reason
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Here we go
m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DUqUtEXmSHfA&v=UqUtEXmSHfA&gl=GB

Aww, fucksocks
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)

uh
what?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)

I saw an advert for Tiger Wash today
seems like it'd be a pretty small market round here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)

He's good at golf, I hear
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Hello shut-ins
I've been to outside tonight. I can confirm that it is cold out there, but there is alcohol.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I have whisky.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)

porridge wog has whiskey shocker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)

whisky.
Not whiskey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)

are you aware of my spellling/typing prowess?
are you also aware it's late and I'm pissed-ish?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

whiskey is Irish.
Whisky is Scottish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)

it all tastes like fire and piss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)

No, your supposed to say it's "peaty"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

or heathery

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

or toffee and butterscotch.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Nonsense
They are both anglicised versions of a Gaelic word. The spelling is irrelevant.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)

it's that co op single malt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

i'm so proud

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)

it's Dalmore 12, rebottled.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)

This means something to Scottish people.
You heard of the band Death Grips?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)

i think so.
I am on a house tip at the moment though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)

i with some friends drank two 50yr old bottles in a hour at a stag do
£1k each...and we didn't have to pay, good times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Pretty sure there is nothing in House music for me
Death Grips is the guy from Hella's new band. I've not heard it, but my friend was on about them tonight. They're playing IBYM and sounded like it might be your sort of thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

house died years ago...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

4EVA IN R HARTS
Wasn't it always shit though?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)

did it fuck.
Go and check out Crosstown Rebels, Hot Creations and Wolf & Lamb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)

They don't all drink whisky
The poor ones drink Buckfast.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

I want booze
but I have nothing convenient. I don't want to have to get through a whole bottle of wine, and the fancy spiced rum liqueur feels like it needs a special occasion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)

wait! it's OK
found vanilla vodka
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

i have a botte of champers to dri k
not actually expensive or any shit, but i refuse to leave it as it'll be wasted.

this is how i economise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Apparently if you stick a teaspoon in the neck, it will keep til tomorrow.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)

only if you stick the spoon in his mouth to stop him drinking it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

The silver one he was born with?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

i spent that on socks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Condoms are cheaper than socks, unless you recycle
Dave Cameron will shortlyban your poshwanks
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

i'm well beyond posh wanks in a johnny
give me half pound of mince an egg and a microwave please bob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Not FreeFair's puppet
I'm nearly twice the booze buying age
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)

tell us a little about yourself
i, for example, own three pairs of brogues
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Really, that's incredible
You own 286 tiny tiny shoe holes
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)

and I love them all the same

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

A hole is a hole. Brogue Lover
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)

brogues are the best shoes known to man
i bet your shoes have square toes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I bet his shoes are school shoes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

No, you' re wrong
I have found an invincible shoe. It lasts an entire year.
I may reveal more details.but probably not
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)

A year? Pah!
your shoes are weak old man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)

v Down there, FF v
Just delete this and we'll pretend it never happened.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

It's probably not going to get a lot more special than this, Cavy
Knock yourself out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

There is always champagne at the back of the cupboard
But why do we have to wait for a special occasion? It is just fizzy wine.
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)

I thought you weren't old enough to drink, Freefair?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Replied up there
I'm not a bertpuppet
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Cavy! I has boots, they are well awesome.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)

how high?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Mid calf.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Did they come from a dead German soldier?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Nope, dead cowboy/biker

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)

oooh!
pics? What about the rest of the kit? What's the plan?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)

I'm trying but ebay is not helping.
The rest is easy, I have enopugh bits for full cowboy or full military so I can mix and match an outfit, but I'll pick up bit's over the month to make it better, I need a holster too. hang on and I'll link you a hat I have an eye on.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:44, Reply)

I reckon I'll go for something like this
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chinese-Woman-Embroidery-Blazer-Jacket-Coat-Outwear-/280632469218?pt=US_CSA_WC_Outerwear&var=&hash=item870be031b0

then hope it distracts from the rest of the costume
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)

What are you going as?
Is this to one of Cavy's freak conventions?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)

kinda, yeah
but this one is firefly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)

I don't really know what that is
But I've heard Chompy's mention it, so I'm assuming it is deeply nerdy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)

only one of the best sci fi series'
in the last decade. It was canned half way through, so it must be good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)

"Best sci-fi series"
This is another of those "medal in the special Olympics" things, isn't it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)

No it's one of those "fuck off you tedious hippy" things.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)

whatevs
like I care for the opinion of a Normal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)

ok
what
the
fuck
are you two talking about
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)

i just used the internet to lure
another unsuspecting person into larping
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Unashamed grooming

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)

I've done it before you know.
but that was shit. this will be more fun, I shall shoot people.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)

Nice.
I saw this and thought of your character
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)

hahah!
pretty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Concealable too
should suit your MO.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)

I'll have to see if I can get hold of a boot holster or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)

you could probably make something, if it's that small.
I'll be getting a proper .45 and that will need a good solid holster, not lest because it's about a foot long. those bugger's ain't cheap.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)

i do have a little dagger
with a scabbard, perhaps I could convert that to a boot dagger if it's small enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

Assumiong LARP safe?
boot is good, or garterbelt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)

yeah, larp safe
bit big for garterbelt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Boots are easier to get to as well, depending on the skirt.
I'm annoyed that I probably cant take my multi tool or most of my real tools as they are too close to potential weapons.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)

I've seen someone do
larp safe tool kits for surgeons - reckon you could make some larp safe spanners and things no problem
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)

Yeah, I know.
I just object to re-making the wheel. Maybe smaller spanners would be OK....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)

larp spanners would be throwable, mind

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)

*sigh*
Yeah I suppose. I'll need a first aid kit too if I'm being medic.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)

that's what you get for trying to be useful :)
I gotta get a digital video camera and learn to video edit. Not quite sure what I was thinking...but hey! it's ages until october
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)

OK.
Boots, they look better in person

HatI'm considering, may need work
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)

OK, boots look good
hat seems cool, too - what's your background? where you from? ie, why that hat?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)

Yeah, undecided on that.
Could have some military experience of could just like military kit, rather like I do.

Why the hat, I wanted a cap that would look 'period' and the colour worked too, but not 100% It might just be a hat. I have an old leather 'cowboy' hat so could wear that but it seemed less engineer than a cap.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)

And how does the Chinese lady bit fit in with this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)

future, innit?
it's a mix of western and chinese, I also need to learn to swear in chinese before October.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)

firefly is set in a future
where the culture is heavily influenced by china - i think it's something like the 'verse was explored and settled by an american/chinese mission or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)

I suspect there will be a lot of cowboy hats around
I've not thought through hats, yet. I'll need one, just in case it's sunny, plus hats are the best bit of a costume
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)

This is it wanted summat different.
I recon I'll get one of those and either try to make it non military and grease stai=ned or see if I can fake up browncoat insignia of some kind.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)

sounds good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)

Hmmm...
Tell me if this is too silly Cap'n but how might a breif stint with the Alliance military go down as back story?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)

It's too silly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1580942
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)

I don't need to click that to know that it says "Fuck off hippy"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)

Then you are wrong as well as a hippy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

oooh, could work
we don't really have a side as such - probably lean towards independents since we're a bit maverick. Stint in the alliance millitary would mean we had some potential inside information on how they work. When you booked were you from a core, border or whatever the other one is planet? I went border, but mostly for the points balance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Border.
Grew up on a religious cult world escaped pretty young and spent the next couple of decades drifting and surviving, so service with one army or another and some merc stuff would fit. It wouldn't involve any loyalties, just picking the stronger side.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)

sounds solid
as usual, I've not thought through my background in detail yet. Still don't have a decent background for the Egyptian I've been playing for the last couple of years :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

I will, but I'm more interested in te personality
the rest can be made to fit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)

it's the more useful bit, too
(mind you said Egyptian is pretty low on character in general, need to work on it)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)

REmind me,were alliance blue or purple?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

ummmm
blue? I think blue, as in Blue Sun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

OK, so a blue version of the hat might imply aliance
or just go grey for neutral.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)

ok, what's going on?
is this a LARPing conversation?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)

Yes and you're in it now, there is no escape.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)

so what/who am i?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)

Too easy
A bent spastic.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)

You are Thigrim The Dwarven Warrior
Riding into battle on you War-pig Bathos.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Evening benders and boob-owners
Question: I'm filling in an online tenant application form for a flat in London. One of the questions is Current Residential Status, with a dropdown that has options for Property Owner, Council Tenant, Private Tenant, Living with friends or relatives.

My house sale completes at some point in the next few weeks, so I'm technically a property owner. But I'm living in a rented flat at the moment so I'm a private tenant.

Which should I put?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Put: Tedious Bender

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)

I'm not filling it in for you
unlike how I treat your wife.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)

alien invader
or...private tenant as that is "technically" what you are
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)

lien rse
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)

*guilty lol*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)

does anyone get "restless legs"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Is that the one where you won't keep fucking still in bed?
My friend's wife has that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)

you shouldn't be in bed with your friend's wife

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Worst night's sleep ever.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)

bed, arm chair, car seat... drives me fucking mad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)

time for bed for me
laters dudes

this evening was brought to you by larp nerdity. You are now infected. Take +3 to your geek stats
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)

Ditto, night all.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)