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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi there!
How are you doing?
What's new around here?
Is there still anyone in this board who I've met?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:11, 106 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
A stripper died on a different day to the day that she actually (may) have died. The CIA and FBI are involved in the whole coverup
I've been waiting bloody ages for the next exciting development
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
alright Rory?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Alrite pd, what's been happening round here. The popular page is usually more insightful

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I think the popular page pretty much sums it up.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Meh, It's usually fucking shit anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)
On /talk back in the day, saying "the popular page is shit" was a dead-cert way to get onto the popular page.
You had to call it "shit" though. No other derogatory term was accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Wynohs meltdown was at least something
I love a meltdown
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Not much around here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Hello!
How are you doing?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
my leg stopped working yesterday
Other than that and being sufficiently drugged up I am ok ta
And you? The babe?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Your leg stopped working
How? Why?

We're fine, recovering from a cold but doing great.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
hello!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Hi

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Hello to you too

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
alright Aberracion

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Alright, but had to attend to an emergency

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Hi.
nothing to see here, move along...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
I think she already did.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
yup, seems wise.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I youtubed Shellac this morning.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Good call
Although I'm sure Albini would prefer you to seek them out on wax cylinder.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Which makes it all the more Albiniesque that I defied him.
Do you know that he's a poker player?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Yeah, there was a link a while back (in the newsletter?)
Where he offered to answer any question on some online poker forum.
It was a fairly entertaining read before he started getting annoyed about non-poker players having got wind of it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I am watching Heat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Isn't that a celebrity magazine?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Your mum's a celebrity magazine.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
She totally is
I can't look at her without seeing minor celebrities looking a bit fat or actresses doing their shopping without the full make-up they wear in their day jobs. And just the other day she paid someone I'd never heard of a small fortune to take photos of their living room.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
The Michael Mann film.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Michael Mann made a film based on a celebrity magazine?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Is Michael Mann a celebrity?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Michael Mann is your mum.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
He totally is
He's always making autobiographical films about his life as a celebrity magazine and I'm all like, mum can't you just be a normal mother and grandmother?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Yes.
It is very stylish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
But I'm back
I don't know for how long, though, I can't make any promises.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
How are you doing Aber?
Adjusted to life with a baby yet?
/mumsnetthread
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Fuck off back to ... oh.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
There are days and days
Life would be easier if he slept naps and didn't require someone talking to him all the time.

How are you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Have you tried leaving a dictaphone next to it?
Do you talk to it in Spanish?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I've tried the TV
and it doesn't work for long, he likes seeing someone in front of him.

Yes, I speak Spanish to him, and sing in Spanish too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Good stuff. I wish I'd been brought up Bilingual.
And failing that I wish I'd been given a basic grasp of English Grammar so that I would find it easier to learn foreign languages.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Yes, Mark says the same all the time
Lucas will be brought up trilingual with a bit of luck, and he'll be teaching us Mandarin in no time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
What's the third language?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Mandarin
We're moving to Shanghai in a few months.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Holy shit.
I hope that goes well for you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Me too
I'm looking forward to it, although I'm nervous as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Doing ok
My tiny tangle is four months old today and is considerably easier to deal with than her brother ever was.
You'll be fine, it gets easier...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Is that because you gaffa taped her to a stick?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
You have to go with what works

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Four months is a good time
Starting to do more funny things, and asking for solids, I suppose.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
She is lovely right now
Grinning and giggling all the time and being fascinated and highly amused by her brother.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
That sounds so sweet
I wish we could meet and introduce the babies to each other, I bet they'd enjoy it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
They might
Other babies are often entertaining. And bigger children are utterly mesmerising.
On the other hand, they could be entirely indifferent to one another.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
He quite enjoys
looking at other babies and has started trying to play with them too. It's really cute.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
*yawn*
And in the adult world....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Really?
We're starting to ask ourselves if and when we want another... Lucas never stops, never; and it gets very tiring. We don't know if it's better to give him a sibling as soon as possible, or wait until we can handle him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Well there are six years between my two...
I think there are pros and cons for both small and large age gaps.
You'll be ready when you are ready. It's a bit early to worry about it.
Generally speaking I think siblings are a good idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Yeah,
we won't be bringing another baby to the world just yet, it's just that this one is so tiring...

I have 2 siblings and I think it was great growing up with them, even if my sister and I were fighting all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
If you think he's tiring now
Imagine trying to look after him while pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Yes, I know
That's what puts me off, especially as I had such a bad pregnancy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Just enjoy your current one for now
There is plenty of time to think about siblings. And I think you've got enough to concern yourself with if you are moving across the world.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Yes, that is true
Hopefully he'll soon be able to entertain himself a bit and I'll get some time to relax (or cook, clean, pack...)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
No, sorry
Your life is over now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Hahaha
That made me chuckle. I imagine you're right and I'll have to get used to it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Hello lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Hello, sexy
How's your life going?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Good thank you!
Had a nice long weekend two weeks in a row, just not looking forward to going back to work tomorrow, boo.

How are you and yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Going back to work...
I've forgotten what that sentence means.

We're doing well. Lucas had a bit of a cold, but he's doing much better.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Ahh, I can imagine!
Ahh, good good, glad to hear he's doing well
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Hi Aber
OT's sunk. Just the last few rats clinging onto a roughly-made raft bobbing in the gentle swell of the South Pacific. The burning sun beats down on those left alive. It can be only a matter of time before we expire from thirst or turn to cannibalism. PD will be the last to go. Not much eatin' on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
or it's easter

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Don't be ludicrous.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
This is true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
That sounds sad
I remember the days, the good old days... I wish I could bring them back, boy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Kroney's good old days involved a freshly frozen turd in a fetherlite condom.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
That sounds disgusting
Do you think he's got pictures?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
we know he does
He keeps them on his computer ordered by date and cross referenced by size of poo.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Beautiful
That way he can go back to his memories without trouble.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Does he use the Bristol Stool Chart?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
He uses your mum

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
She is very organised
When she is not busy making films about being Micheal Mann the celebrity magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I'm here.
Not that any of you care.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
EMOOOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I don't want you to care.
You long streak of piss.

*Listens to the Smiths, stabs self with a Helex compass*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Did your football team do what you wanted today?
Did I see you mention they were playing my local team?
Keep it brief, I don't really care about football.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Yes and yes.
Long story short. Bristol City beat Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Perfectly succinct.
From what I understand Coventry are well used to defeat.
More importantly: beer or bed?
(for me, I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I'm gonna have one more and then hit the hay.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Yeah, that was what I settled on.
I still have the second side of this record to listen to, so I may as well have a beer with it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I'm watching BBC1

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Is this a new channel?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I hope so.
It has men on it. Men kicking a ball about, and I've not needed to pay Rupert anything to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Fuck off back to SKySports.com
Evenin' Jeffers.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Fuck off back to dadsnet
Evening CQ
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Baby talk certainly took over b3ta tonight
In a way that would surely not be tolerated in busier periods
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
My Mrs (another non-football fan) reckons that MotD is the perfect TV programme
As they only show the interesting bits and then some experts talk about it. She thinks more TV programmes should follow this format.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
What other should could get away with this?
Surely only 'the news' comes close.

Tell Mrs Tangles I'll be around on Wednesday, as arranged and this time, I won't wipe my cock clean on the curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Don't ask me, the woman is clearly an idiot.
Mind yourself, Venetian blinds tend to be a bit slicy on the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I'll be careful.
The japs-eye is the only eye i've got on my nob.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)
You guys look so happy in your photos.
STOP MAKING ME WANT TO HAVE BABIES
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Anyone still awake?
I has hot chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I has red wine
This should hopefully counter the fact I has work to do.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
shit
forgot about that. I'm sure I could get it all done in two days :/

you should do work while half cut on red wine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Unfortunately I don't have enough wine to get half-cut
(Probably just as well, as I've got a student coming first thing tomorrow morning) But it's enough to take the edge off it
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Aber!
it's been a while, how're you?
(berk, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)

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