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Alright Gonz?
We're heading out for a belated anniversary meal, as the actual anniversary coincided with a friend's surprise 50th on Sunday. I think we're gonna go Greek.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:34, Reply)
We're heading out for a belated anniversary meal, as the actual anniversary coincided with a friend's surprise 50th on Sunday. I think we're gonna go Greek.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:34, Reply)
Ya' gonna get ya' greek on, and then.... get ya' greeeeek on, yah'? *fives*
Pretty good thanks, I spoke to my old manager today, who is still the big honcho as far as I'm concerned, and I said to him
me: [paraphrasing] You know when the site went down on thursday, I think [new manager] is trying to put the blame on me. Not being funny, but everyone who can code knows I didn't touch anything near what went down, it went down at 7:30 when I left at 5, so if it was my code, it would have gone down when I pushed. It was a coincidance what happened, and I would have fixed it (it took 3 hours to fix) a good hour and a half quicker if they just let me debug it properly instead of explaining everything I had done that week. And just to top it off, there is a lot of 'we' fixed it, if you know what I mean.
old manager guy Don't take it personally, [new manager] is a wanker, and [proper boss] knows everything.
Me: Sweet, cheers man, thanks.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Pretty good thanks, I spoke to my old manager today, who is still the big honcho as far as I'm concerned, and I said to him
me: [paraphrasing] You know when the site went down on thursday, I think [new manager] is trying to put the blame on me. Not being funny, but everyone who can code knows I didn't touch anything near what went down, it went down at 7:30 when I left at 5, so if it was my code, it would have gone down when I pushed. It was a coincidance what happened, and I would have fixed it (it took 3 hours to fix) a good hour and a half quicker if they just let me debug it properly instead of explaining everything I had done that week. And just to top it off, there is a lot of 'we' fixed it, if you know what I mean.
old manager guy Don't take it personally, [new manager] is a wanker, and [proper boss] knows everything.
Me: Sweet, cheers man, thanks.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)
My house is in disarray because of the new boiler, but by this time tomo I'll have a wicked new heating system that'll reduce my bills by like £70/month.
And I'm getting my Jacket Potato, Butter and Blue Cheese on.
Lots of things are sucky, but I think I'll be just a-o-k.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)
And I'm getting my Jacket Potato, Butter and Blue Cheese on.
Lots of things are sucky, but I think I'll be just a-o-k.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Nah', we were supposed to go out on saturday and I was being a gut-spaz so I put a raincheck on it, that was last time I spoke to her.
hopefully she'll be online later though =)
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)
hopefully she'll be online later though =)
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I'm glad she understands you're a gutspazz though.
Hope it works out for you.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Hope it works out for you.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Good thanks mate.
Although I can't be arsed to walk the dog in a bit. Went to do it this afternoon when it was sunny but I couldn't find her bastard collar. Possibly the biggest first world problem ever.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Although I can't be arsed to walk the dog in a bit. Went to do it this afternoon when it was sunny but I couldn't find her bastard collar. Possibly the biggest first world problem ever.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)
What kindda dog you got?
Do you wanna take photos'n'shit for my new www.facebook.com/amazedogs thinggy? Website coming soon.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Do you wanna take photos'n'shit for my new www.facebook.com/amazedogs thinggy? Website coming soon.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:48, Reply)
The other one belongs to my missus.
I have to say in advance that she made it up to look like that; I haven't punched her.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I have to say in advance that she made it up to look like that; I haven't punched her.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Good.
I'm in the mood for stodge this evening, so I'm gonna cook 3 sausages, 2 bacon, 2 eggs, beans, fried bread and some mushrooms.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)
I'm in the mood for stodge this evening, so I'm gonna cook 3 sausages, 2 bacon, 2 eggs, beans, fried bread and some mushrooms.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)
You got some of that HP Guinness Sauce? Trust me man, that'll transform you.
I never cook me a fry up anymore, it's so much flaff and effort to make for one, plus I bin so much stuff, I'm better off getting the local cafe to put one in a box for me.
That's a proper good selection for a fry up though, only thing i'd add is some hash browns and I'd lose the saussages and add a single extra bacon or maybe even some white pudding if there is any going.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I never cook me a fry up anymore, it's so much flaff and effort to make for one, plus I bin so much stuff, I'm better off getting the local cafe to put one in a box for me.
That's a proper good selection for a fry up though, only thing i'd add is some hash browns and I'd lose the saussages and add a single extra bacon or maybe even some white pudding if there is any going.
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I did buy a bottle of it, based on your recommendation.
It was fucking horrible.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
It was fucking horrible.
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Really? Woh', different people like different things, but I really like the stuff.
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Balls
I've just remembered I was supposed to be in the pub five minutes ago winning the pub quiz for some Americans. It's raining. I've not eaten. Can I be bothered?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)
I've just remembered I was supposed to be in the pub five minutes ago winning the pub quiz for some Americans. It's raining. I've not eaten. Can I be bothered?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)
I like your plan better
but I power-pedalled to the pub. I figured I couldn't let them down since they've come hilariously, heroicly last every time I don't go.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
but I power-pedalled to the pub. I figured I couldn't let them down since they've come hilariously, heroicly last every time I don't go.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
I knew you'd like it.
You and me, berk, we've always had this... connection... you know? What are the Americans drinking?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
You and me, berk, we've always had this... connection... you know? What are the Americans drinking?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Did you succeed in your plan this morning of smoking a joint and wasting the day in your pants?
I was mighty jealous when I read that (of the joint/lazy day bit, not of sitting in your pants)
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I was mighty jealous when I read that (of the joint/lazy day bit, not of sitting in your pants)
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I've managed to addict them all to kopparberg..
edit - I also bought ice cream today, weirdly. Blueberry cheesecake. The M&s food at the end of my road is going to make me really, really fat.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
edit - I also bought ice cream today, weirdly. Blueberry cheesecake. The M&s food at the end of my road is going to make me really, really fat.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I had Huckleberry's caramel craze the other day, I ate the whole bloody pot in one sitting, it was so good.
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Chill out with us lot instead, tell us the story of how at the all girls boarding school, for ages 17-22, you and all your friends decided to have a pillow fight.
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I did go to a boarding school
but it had boys too and I was just a day pupil.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
but it had boys too and I was just a day pupil.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Government assisted place scheme.
I grew up in fetid, abject poverty.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I grew up in fetid, abject poverty.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Fairy Nuff.
I was just a bit worried you'd come out with some kind of Rik-from-the-Young-Ones answer.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I was just a bit worried you'd come out with some kind of Rik-from-the-Young-Ones answer.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I was gonna post a picture of the Jade.
But I didn't want you getting all upset again, I know you miss her still.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
But I didn't want you getting all upset again, I know you miss her still.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Yes*
* I know nothing of Maroon 5 apart from your claim to look like one.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
* I know nothing of Maroon 5 apart from your claim to look like one.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
After than Big Brother racism row, Jade Goody, in an attempt to get in touch with 'the brother'
Formed a band to produce covers of Maroon 5.
And so Cameroon 5 was launched.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Formed a band to produce covers of Maroon 5.
And so Cameroon 5 was launched.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
That is the B3ta meme that I detest the most.
It was never funny in the first place and it's just become a tedious exercise in tenuosity.
I'd rather read SpankyHanky.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
It was never funny in the first place and it's just become a tedious exercise in tenuosity.
I'd rather read SpankyHanky.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Not to be confused with the Maroon 5 concept album where they played nothing but Manu Dibango covers.
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Oh cool, I always wonder what living in one of those places would be like.
I imagine it would be like living across the hallway from work.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I imagine it would be like living across the hallway from work.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Going to be at work until at least 11 tonight.
So, you know, not great.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)
So, you know, not great.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I replied to this.
Anyway, damn, that sucks, what time did you start? Actually, what do you do?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Anyway, damn, that sucks, what time did you start? Actually, what do you do?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Vivisection.
He drips shampoo into puppies' eyes.
Still feel sorry for him working late?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
He drips shampoo into puppies' eyes.
Still feel sorry for him working late?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
It worse than you think.
He actually drips that Kraut shampoo that the bird from the car show advertises on the telly, you know, the one with caffine in.
So after he's blinded the dogs, then can't get to sleep.
Kroney. What a CUNT.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
He actually drips that Kraut shampoo that the bird from the car show advertises on the telly, you know, the one with caffine in.
So after he's blinded the dogs, then can't get to sleep.
Kroney. What a CUNT.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
If so he'll be out of a job soon.
Animal testing of finished cosmetic products is prohibited under the EU cosmetics directive.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Animal testing of finished cosmetic products is prohibited under the EU cosmetics directive.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Pretty sure this coincided with me posting in the evenings.
Also, evening all.
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Also, evening all.
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The day is too much like hard work can't be arsed with it anymore.
Halloo
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Halloo
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Red canvas Nike air Jordan's. From Chicago, worn twice. Waiting for good weather
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I can't imagine the cider boat is the best place to break them in.
You spill half a pint of Happy Daze on it and they'll disolve.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
You spill half a pint of Happy Daze on it and they'll disolve.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I think your best bet is to wear shoes you can easily wipe sick off.
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Oddly Bob.
I've yet to give any consideration to what I might possibly wear.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
I've yet to give any consideration to what I might possibly wear.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Because most people are posting from work, daytime threads rely on there being a lot of people on to keep things moving.
Also, there are a few too many personality clashes or lurkers waiting for someone they like to turn up before they get involved.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Also, there are a few too many personality clashes or lurkers waiting for someone they like to turn up before they get involved.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
The only personality clash I have is with you, you frightful cur.
And with Darth, all dating back to the time I laughed at him for claiming that Pendulum were the best band in the world.
It all seems like so long ago...
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
And with Darth, all dating back to the time I laughed at him for claiming that Pendulum were the best band in the world.
It all seems like so long ago...
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
You make an enemy of trotter, you make an enemy for life.
Listening to Scout Niblett this evening. You a fan?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Listening to Scout Niblett this evening. You a fan?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Slightly bonkers Nottingham lass, relocated to Chicago and usually records with Albini.
Just voice and drums or voice and loud guitar. She's ace.
Edit: don't know DJ Sneak
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
DJ Sneak is ace
Just straight up boompty house. Impeccably mixed as well.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Just straight up boompty house. Impeccably mixed as well.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
It is possible to drink with some decorum (in this part of the UK, at least, can't speak for your brothers)
But, however loving they may be, it is not possible for anyone to appear dignified when drooling and gurning on E
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
But, however loving they may be, it is not possible for anyone to appear dignified when drooling and gurning on E
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I was referring specifically to people that get aggressive and loud when pissed.
Nobody gets in fights or causes disorder when on pills.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Nobody gets in fights or causes disorder when on pills.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I'm gonna watch BBC3 now.
Prison, my family and me.
This should be funny as fuck, and if it isn't, then I can catch up with the undateables on Channel 4 +1 at 10pm.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Prison, my family and me.
This should be funny as fuck, and if it isn't, then I can catch up with the undateables on Channel 4 +1 at 10pm.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Where did everyone go?
I only went to get another beer and change the record...
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I only went to get another beer and change the record...
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Boom boom shake shake the room
youtu.be/TJWQgaNYf1o
Sup my negro amigos?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
youtu.be/TJWQgaNYf1o
Sup my negro amigos?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
It's a simple, but effective rule:
Don't click on Baz's links - they're bound to be bent.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Don't click on Baz's links - they're bound to be bent.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
That reminds me of the first few minutes of 45:33
Which is a very good thing.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Which is a very good thing.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
I have 45:33 on vinyl.
Have you heard the fabriclive mix that Pat Mahoney and James Murphy did?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Have you heard the fabriclive mix that Pat Mahoney and James Murphy did?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
dunno about torrents and that, I've got the CD
But the tracklisting is here www.fabriclondon.com/store/catalog/product/view/id/80/s/fabriclive-36/category/8/
and it's only 6 quid to buy it.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
But the tracklisting is here www.fabriclondon.com/store/catalog/product/view/id/80/s/fabriclive-36/category/8/
and it's only 6 quid to buy it.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Banging tracklist, Love Has Come Around is one of my favourite songs ever.
Will need to find a download from somewhere, I refuse to buy music seeing as I pay for Spotify.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Will need to find a download from somewhere, I refuse to buy music seeing as I pay for Spotify.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Someone's made a playlist of it on Spotify.
Only about half the tracks though. Trying to find a Rapishare (or similar) link.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Only about half the tracks though. Trying to find a Rapishare (or similar) link.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Collymore's started saying "WE LOVE FOOTBALL!" at the start of his shows now, well he did yesterday. I've started a new craze.
Sunday was amazing. Enjoyed probably the best after party I've ever been to. Currently curating this weekend's plans, which will hopefully involve fun times with a ladyfolk. I'd love football more if we won last night. Wagwan?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Sunday was amazing. Enjoyed probably the best after party I've ever been to. Currently curating this weekend's plans, which will hopefully involve fun times with a ladyfolk. I'd love football more if we won last night. Wagwan?
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Are you gonna call Stanley Victor Colleymore and tell him YOU LOVE FOOTBALL?
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I can't compete with Baz.
Have you seen Baz telling the world what he thinks of soap operas?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0iudI274ck
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Have you seen Baz telling the world what he thinks of soap operas?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0iudI274ck
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Faaaaarrrrkin' Ell!
Oo faaaarking luvs football?
Aaaaay Faaaaarkin' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE football!
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Oo faaaarking luvs football?
Aaaaay Faaaaarkin' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE football!
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
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