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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Styles like Al Pacino
Reno until the parcelino
The mad dino with the bambino, the gambino
Digger than Jim Colisemo
More reservoir dogs than Tarantino
Scales for Venezuela, Brown as Ni O
Making the block hotter than Jalepe OS
G. Luciano
Be wettin' shit like Pesci in "Casino"
Fifty dollar cigar seer
The Bosnia, the mafia
Don P. like Garcia
Drug Czar and the baby-Pah beater
The M-8 behind the bar-freer
The poughkenoughs, the panama skier
Down with the parmesan
Ready to comb like Vietnam with arms
'Cause the hollow-points and phenomenon
The cheddar-spreader
The killer with the gold Carretta
N-Leader
The sweater-letter with the hollow letter
Drama-setter
The patmeretta gettin' redder kids and mamma
Shredder
Infra-red clow off the armour better
The godfather, the problem solver
Coming through with the 6 shell revolver
Hot as lava
Guns skills that reel and in the 'ville I be the barber
Gangster saga, the motha-fuckin' face carver
Drums of death hold your breath
Give you a dose of shit that's dope as soda
The underworld family cosa-nostra
Pearl-handle inside the shoulder-holster
G. Luciano with a click but nothin' but N-S & Chicanos
You get hit up like Castrelano
italiano like crime familia
N- don't get familiar
Me and my goons might have to kill you
Up in New York
We play bloodsports at home court
And hold down forts
Soon as ya caught, get your dome torched
G Rap and Dj Shadow leave your bone squashed
Squeeze the chrome short, take no shorts
We judge and jury in the home court
Give you the clown corpse dead on the sidewalk
Surrounded by mad pedefors
Your whole frame laid in the white chalk
You got the smoking section
First-class tickets to resurrection
Forever destined to a place where N-S never rest in
Headed in hell's direction
Lost at the crossroads and intersection
Should've wore a vest for chest protection
Slug fill you to capacity, someone at the dance
Someone with the hand velocity of Butch Cassidy
Bitch Nigga with the audacity to blasphemy
Got yourself caught in a motha-fuckin' tragedy.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Styles like Al Pacino
Reno until the parcelino
The mad dino with the bambino, the gambino
Digger than Jim Colisemo
More reservoir dogs than Tarantino
Scales for Venezuela, Brown as Ni O
Making the block hotter than Jalepe OS
G. Luciano
Be wettin' shit like Pesci in "Casino"
Fifty dollar cigar seer
The Bosnia, the mafia
Don P. like Garcia
Drug Czar and the baby-Pah beater
The M-8 behind the bar-freer
The poughkenoughs, the panama skier
Down with the parmesan
Ready to comb like Vietnam with arms
'Cause the hollow-points and phenomenon
The cheddar-spreader
The killer with the gold Carretta
N-Leader
The sweater-letter with the hollow letter
Drama-setter
The patmeretta gettin' redder kids and mamma
Shredder
Infra-red clow off the armour better
The godfather, the problem solver
Coming through with the 6 shell revolver
Hot as lava
Guns skills that reel and in the 'ville I be the barber
Gangster saga, the motha-fuckin' face carver
Drums of death hold your breath
Give you a dose of shit that's dope as soda
The underworld family cosa-nostra
Pearl-handle inside the shoulder-holster
G. Luciano with a click but nothin' but N-S & Chicanos
You get hit up like Castrelano
italiano like crime familia
N- don't get familiar
Me and my goons might have to kill you
Up in New York
We play bloodsports at home court
And hold down forts
Soon as ya caught, get your dome torched
G Rap and Dj Shadow leave your bone squashed
Squeeze the chrome short, take no shorts
We judge and jury in the home court
Give you the clown corpse dead on the sidewalk
Surrounded by mad pedefors
Your whole frame laid in the white chalk
You got the smoking section
First-class tickets to resurrection
Forever destined to a place where N-S never rest in
Headed in hell's direction
Lost at the crossroads and intersection
Should've wore a vest for chest protection
Slug fill you to capacity, someone at the dance
Someone with the hand velocity of Butch Cassidy
Bitch Nigga with the audacity to blasphemy
Got yourself caught in a motha-fuckin' tragedy.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Tired mainly
stupid body and it's refusal to sleep. Work is less mental though. How about you?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)
stupid body and it's refusal to sleep. Work is less mental though. How about you?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Work is manic
And I've been offered a 9 month extension, so that isn't too bad.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)
And I've been offered a 9 month extension, so that isn't too bad.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)
I thought that ship was sinking?
so to speak. Or is it sorted out now?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)
so to speak. Or is it sorted out now?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)
Oh, it is.
But they've offered me an extension anyway.
I'm considering my options.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
But they've offered me an extension anyway.
I'm considering my options.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Nine months of guaranteed work, I suppose
I guess you have to balance that with how it might look on your CV if the project goes tits up, and the hassle of finding something new.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, Reply)
I guess you have to balance that with how it might look on your CV if the project goes tits up, and the hassle of finding something new.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, Reply)
I'm fine thanks Jeffers
My train gets into Bristol 1t a 13:14 next Saturday. What time does the drinking start?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:38, Reply)
My train gets into Bristol 1t a 13:14 next Saturday. What time does the drinking start?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a really good question actually
I had planned to get there early afternoon and have a good mooch, but I have no idea what time I'm supposed to be/other people are getting to the pub for.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)
I had planned to get there early afternoon and have a good mooch, but I have no idea what time I'm supposed to be/other people are getting to the pub for.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)
Oddly. I just asked the 'what time are you all getting there' question on the calendar.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)
I think Stunned was going to get there about early afternoon too.
In passing, we had mentioned going on the Great Britain.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
In passing, we had mentioned going on the Great Britain.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Don't bother. It's shit*
*Actually, it's meant to be quite interesting, but surely there are better things to do.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
*Actually, it's meant to be quite interesting, but surely there are better things to do.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Cough Cabot circus cough
I've not been to Brizzle since it was finished.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, Reply)
I've not been to Brizzle since it was finished.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, Reply)
I was planning on getting in about lunch time
and having a quick scoot round Cabot Circus. I don't get in to Bristol very often, so I like to have a shop when I can.
I can meet you at the station if you like - anyone else who fancies it can come along too.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
and having a quick scoot round Cabot Circus. I don't get in to Bristol very often, so I like to have a shop when I can.
I can meet you at the station if you like - anyone else who fancies it can come along too.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
If you are meeting anyone at the station who you've not met before.
Send them a text saying you're a black dude with natty dreads. Trust me, it's funny as fuck.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Send them a text saying you're a black dude with natty dreads. Trust me, it's funny as fuck.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
I know what b3th looks like
facebook innit. And thankyou b3th for your kind offer, I'm not sure what I'm doing yet or who I'm meeting up with but I shall surely let you know :)
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:55, Reply)
facebook innit. And thankyou b3th for your kind offer, I'm not sure what I'm doing yet or who I'm meeting up with but I shall surely let you know :)
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:55, Reply)
I can take her to Ann Summers
She can upgrade her average sized boyfriend.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)
She can upgrade her average sized boyfriend.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Slightly under average actually
but the ones in Ann Summers scare me.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
but the ones in Ann Summers scare me.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
I saw numerous ads in Amsterdam
for a company that were much more, erm, aesthetically pleasing. If I were in the market for one (and could remember the name of the bloody company) I'd get one of those.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)
for a company that were much more, erm, aesthetically pleasing. If I were in the market for one (and could remember the name of the bloody company) I'd get one of those.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Well, I'm going round the shops anyway
so if anybody wants to join me, they're welcome.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)
so if anybody wants to join me, they're welcome.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)
Cabot Circus isn't very good.
If they haven't got what you want in the first shop, they won't have it in any of the others as they all sell the same things.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:58, Reply)
If they haven't got what you want in the first shop, they won't have it in any of the others as they all sell the same things.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:58, Reply)
I know.
But they have the Debenhams for my make up, and the Thomas Sabo shop so I can get a new charm for my bracelet.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)
But they have the Debenhams for my make up, and the Thomas Sabo shop so I can get a new charm for my bracelet.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)
Well, let's home they have a blue cross sale on and you can save a few quid.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
The make up is a concession stand, so it's not usually included in blue cross sales.
Only other place I can get it is John Lewis at Cribbs, too. Stupid exclusive make up.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Only other place I can get it is John Lewis at Cribbs, too. Stupid exclusive make up.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Sadly not.
You did see my facebook status yesterday, didn't you? That was based on me not wearing make up.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
You did see my facebook status yesterday, didn't you? That was based on me not wearing make up.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
I was expecting the standard reply of 'because women are ugly and they smell'
Sorry - I didn't mean 'you' I meant 'wimmin' in general.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Sorry - I didn't mean 'you' I meant 'wimmin' in general.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
It's nice to have a mooch though
particularly if you don't get to go often. Oxford's shit for shopping.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
particularly if you don't get to go often. Oxford's shit for shopping.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
I fancy the Arnolfini
It depends on the weather. I was hoping to have a trip on the water taxi.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)
It depends on the weather. I was hoping to have a trip on the water taxi.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)
The water taxi is quite good.
You can go to The Cottage, The Nova and The Pumphouse.
A mini pub crawl.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)
You can go to The Cottage, The Nova and The Pumphouse.
A mini pub crawl.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I can get there whenever I like
yay for cars and bashes that aren't miles away
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:48, Reply)
yay for cars and bashes that aren't miles away
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:48, Reply)
Hmm, I've just checked train times and prices.
Cheapest I could get would be £59 each there, £58 each back, that's before finding a hotel. So it looks unlikely that we'll be coming, even with the recent job offer.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, Reply)
Cheapest I could get would be £59 each there, £58 each back, that's before finding a hotel. So it looks unlikely that we'll be coming, even with the recent job offer.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, Reply)
That's a real bloody shame
which job were you offered, and are you taking it?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)
which job were you offered, and are you taking it?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)
One I was interviewed for in January and didn't get at the time.
They rang me last Thursday and asked if I was still interested and I said yes. Only until end of May initially, probable extension to September and, hopefully, permanent after that.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)
They rang me last Thursday and asked if I was still interested and I said yes. Only until end of May initially, probable extension to September and, hopefully, permanent after that.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)
Oh I vaguely remember you saying about that
was it one you particularly wanted/will look good on your CV or is it just a gapfiller til you find something better?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
was it one you particularly wanted/will look good on your CV or is it just a gapfiller til you find something better?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
I really fancied the job at the time and still do.
I reckon it'll be interesting.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I reckon it'll be interesting.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
EasyJet will fly you down on
Saturday morning for £34.99 and take you home Sunday evening for £39.99*
*No idea if that includes tax/extras or not.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)
Saturday morning for £34.99 and take you home Sunday evening for £39.99*
*No idea if that includes tax/extras or not.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)
*rubs chin*
I'd forgotten about SqueezyJet, although there's still taxes, transport from airport etc to factor in. I shall discuss with the missus, whom I'm about to go and pick up.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
I'd forgotten about SqueezyJet, although there's still taxes, transport from airport etc to factor in. I shall discuss with the missus, whom I'm about to go and pick up.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
If you can't make it, then worry ye not.
I'm sure Monty and Stunned are going to have another night in September.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)
I'm sure Monty and Stunned are going to have another night in September.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)
Barry, I'm going to ask you a serious question here, and I want you to answer it honestly:
Are you in fact a cloth-eared quender?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)
Are you in fact a cloth-eared quender?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)
I'm worried, Jeff.
What if it doesn't stop fucking raining by next Saturday? What then, eh?
I'm only going to be wearing converse type shoes.
Well, not *only* those, but you know what I mean.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
What if it doesn't stop fucking raining by next Saturday? What then, eh?
I'm only going to be wearing converse type shoes.
Well, not *only* those, but you know what I mean.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
No.
Should I?
Not after I got described as 'like a skinny Jimmy Carr'.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Should I?
Not after I got described as 'like a skinny Jimmy Carr'.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)
b3th.
Behave yourself. If Dozer comes along all of the beautiful people will come out as well, just to be associated with such a good looking example of a man.
We'll be cool by association.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)
Behave yourself. If Dozer comes along all of the beautiful people will come out as well, just to be associated with such a good looking example of a man.
We'll be cool by association.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)
You'd be better keeping your bollocks hidden. Especially round this lot.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
All good.
Person offered the job to be my new PA at work has accepted the job and starts on Monday. This will make life considerably easier.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Person offered the job to be my new PA at work has accepted the job and starts on Monday. This will make life considerably easier.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Good work.
Did you hire her because she is has outstanding PMO skills or because of her diary management skills, or just because she is quite pretty and has great tits?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Did you hire her because she is has outstanding PMO skills or because of her diary management skills, or just because she is quite pretty and has great tits?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Skills and the ability to keep me in line and manage me.
I have done the whole "poke the payroll" thing in the past and had my fingers burned. Am enjoying this job too much to want to fuck it up, particularly as I am hoping for a contract extension. Plus my wife's tits are awesome so they do me very nicely.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)
I have done the whole "poke the payroll" thing in the past and had my fingers burned. Am enjoying this job too much to want to fuck it up, particularly as I am hoping for a contract extension. Plus my wife's tits are awesome so they do me very nicely.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)
I'm interested to know how you managed to get cystitis of the fingers.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Tell me, everyone...
....if you have your dream job*, and then some new people come in and your dream job is still your dream job, but its turning into your OK job and looking eventually to be your nightmare job, what would you do?
I really don't like my new manager, everyone thinks he's a cock, he's just not compatible with the team. I'm very needy and need to be told stuff I do "rocks", "is awesome" or "Holy shit"... I'll even accept "OK", "That Sucks", "You're Shit" or "What the fuck do you think you were doing?".
What I don't like to hear is "Why didn't you run this by me first? If you have time to do that, then you have time to do this. When you updated the the system last week and it broke it took us 3 hours to fix it"... espech when I would have fixed it in about 20 minutes if they just let me debug it rather than having to explain every 10 seconds what I'm debugging and having to explain the entire layout engine which was entirely irrelivent, and then I told them what code to change to fix it.
I got no problem with saying what I've done is shit, what I do have a problem with is someone saying they don't have confidance in me to do the job. My little crazy ideas last week saved someone having to manually enter 5k lines into a database one by one. My little crazy idea the week before resulted in a competition on the site go from 6 enteries in week 1 (with lots of "WHY ISNT ANYONE ENTERING???") to 60 enteries in week 3 PLUS some of them getting over 100 likes on Facebook. My little crazy ideas, pretty much once every couple of days someone comes across something they can't eaither stops them doing their job or makes their job a lot LOT longer/harder.
RANT RANT RANT.
* in everything but pay.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:26, Reply)
....if you have your dream job*, and then some new people come in and your dream job is still your dream job, but its turning into your OK job and looking eventually to be your nightmare job, what would you do?
I really don't like my new manager, everyone thinks he's a cock, he's just not compatible with the team. I'm very needy and need to be told stuff I do "rocks", "is awesome" or "Holy shit"... I'll even accept "OK", "That Sucks", "You're Shit" or "What the fuck do you think you were doing?".
What I don't like to hear is "Why didn't you run this by me first? If you have time to do that, then you have time to do this. When you updated the the system last week and it broke it took us 3 hours to fix it"... espech when I would have fixed it in about 20 minutes if they just let me debug it rather than having to explain every 10 seconds what I'm debugging and having to explain the entire layout engine which was entirely irrelivent, and then I told them what code to change to fix it.
I got no problem with saying what I've done is shit, what I do have a problem with is someone saying they don't have confidance in me to do the job. My little crazy ideas last week saved someone having to manually enter 5k lines into a database one by one. My little crazy idea the week before resulted in a competition on the site go from 6 enteries in week 1 (with lots of "WHY ISNT ANYONE ENTERING???") to 60 enteries in week 3 PLUS some of them getting over 100 likes on Facebook. My little crazy ideas, pretty much once every couple of days someone comes across something they can't eaither stops them doing their job or makes their job a lot LOT longer/harder.
RANT RANT RANT.
* in everything but pay.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Once you launch your super app
you can tell them to shove their job conditions up their arses.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:29, Reply)
you can tell them to shove their job conditions up their arses.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I got a thinggy that I know will sale well, it's not packaged or designed in a way that I could release it into the wilds, but it would only take a week to do that.
It's a plug-in for Wordpress that allows for the "Read on...." "Commented on..." and whatever action I want (that facebook allows). As far as I can see, and I've looked, I'm the first to do this successfully to the point of it being in a public working site.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:35, Reply)
It's a plug-in for Wordpress that allows for the "Read on...." "Commented on..." and whatever action I want (that facebook allows). As far as I can see, and I've looked, I'm the first to do this successfully to the point of it being in a public working site.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Document what you've achieved over and above what you core tasks are.
Pointing out the benefits to the company.
Might be worth speaking with your senior manager and asking if you can work without supervision or if your reporting line can be changed as it is becoming increasingly clear that your current manager doesn't like the work you're producing, but your previous manager was very happy with it.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Pointing out the benefits to the company.
Might be worth speaking with your senior manager and asking if you can work without supervision or if your reporting line can be changed as it is becoming increasingly clear that your current manager doesn't like the work you're producing, but your previous manager was very happy with it.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:30, Reply)
I think I did something very telling today.
I was supposed to have a review today with the big huncho, but he was out of his office. I then saw him at the end of the day and he appologised, so I asked if I could reschedual for next week, and he said yes. Big huncho said "I'll bring [new manager] in on it" and I said "Maybe if it's possible to have him there for half the time?" and he smiled, winked and said 'no problem'. I'm such a sucker for a smile and wink.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:33, Reply)
I was supposed to have a review today with the big huncho, but he was out of his office. I then saw him at the end of the day and he appologised, so I asked if I could reschedual for next week, and he said yes. Big huncho said "I'll bring [new manager] in on it" and I said "Maybe if it's possible to have him there for half the time?" and he smiled, winked and said 'no problem'. I'm such a sucker for a smile and wink.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Just think yourself lucky you'll never have to find out.
I'm a fucking nightmare.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)
I'm a fucking nightmare.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)
They'll know it was him.
I can't imagine anyone spends more time in the office traps than Gonz.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:37, Reply)
I can't imagine anyone spends more time in the office traps than Gonz.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:37, Reply)
good point Jeffers, come to think of it 'Mike fcukd his dad lst nite' might give the game away
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)
If he does that, he could sell the idea to Battered
who'd probably launch a international marketing campaign for French Connection.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:40, Reply)
who'd probably launch a international marketing campaign for French Connection.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Funnily enough they were a client of ours before I sold the company.
We told them that the whole FCUK thing was outdated, chavvy and made new young consumers dismiss the brand.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)
We told them that the whole FCUK thing was outdated, chavvy and made new young consumers dismiss the brand.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Are things really that bad around here?
I'm still annoyed that my 'Pay As You Grow' comment got the LOLZ it deserved.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I'm still annoyed that my 'Pay As You Grow' comment got the LOLZ it deserved.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I'm in marketing as well.
Whodathunkit? I specialise in marcomms though.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Whodathunkit? I specialise in marcomms though.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Haha, I remember when soemoen in primary school someone wrote some rude words on the blackboard...
... and they got the police in and did hand writting analysis. Now I'm 28, I call BULLSHIT. Ditto with fingerprints and the fire alarm.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)
... and they got the police in and did hand writting analysis. Now I'm 28, I call BULLSHIT. Ditto with fingerprints and the fire alarm.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is why i work for myself.
Even though I'm a cunt it's all better this way.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Even though I'm a cunt it's all better this way.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
It's all right.
It's okay. Doesn't really matter if he's old and grey.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)
It's okay. Doesn't really matter if he's old and grey.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Your earworms cannot harm me!
I have a Danse Macabre shield in my head right now.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)
I have a Danse Macabre shield in my head right now.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)
best internet
www.briansewell.co.uk/brian-sewell-written-word/brian-sewell-soundboards.html
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)
www.briansewell.co.uk/brian-sewell-written-word/brian-sewell-soundboards.html
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Just over a year, I'm gutted really I took care of this one and it fucking died anyway. Looking at a Skoda at the weekend. I will call it Seve.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Took care of it by driving to Bristol from Wales when spannered......
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
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You've had a Mondeo call Monty.
I think you should get a Jaguar called Jeff next.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
I think you should get a Jaguar called Jeff next.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Oh god oh god oh god.
Only thing better would be naked Alexander Skarsgard in your room.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Only thing better would be naked Alexander Skarsgard in your room.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I genuinely don't know if I could deal with that though
I'd probably make a total, utter arse of myself.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I'd probably make a total, utter arse of myself.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Apaprently, since he's been single, he's been a total boy-slut.
*goes off to happy place*
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
*goes off to happy place*
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Eric. And Spike.
But not Bill or Angel.
It would appear I like my vampires blond and fun.
Sam is a meh. As is Alcide. Too furry.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
But not Bill or Angel.
It would appear I like my vampires blond and fun.
Sam is a meh. As is Alcide. Too furry.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I always preferred Spike to Angel
Angel was such an emo moper. Sam is a biiiiiiiig yes, as is Alcide.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Angel was such an emo moper. Sam is a biiiiiiiig yes, as is Alcide.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
You know those threads where you boys talk about which 'starlet' would 'get it'?
This is the girly equivalent.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is the girly equivalent.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I don't do weights.
I just have a bit of a cycle, or a bit of a jog.
This evening, I had a cycle and watched the darts.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I just have a bit of a cycle, or a bit of a jog.
This evening, I had a cycle and watched the darts.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I just dun a loltastic reply to QOTW.
No tramp murdering, corpse viewing or encounters with TV's Paul Ross this time.
You should all be very relieved.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
No tramp murdering, corpse viewing or encounters with TV's Paul Ross this time.
You should all be very relieved.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I thought it best not to directly pick on or belittle a fellow site user.
At least on the main QOTW.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
At least on the main QOTW.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I suppose this makes me the bigger man.
Which, from what I've heard, and even for me, isn't saying much.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Which, from what I've heard, and even for me, isn't saying much.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Bollocks.
I was going to go ahead and book for Jeffstock, but in the 90 minutes I was out of the house the fucking return train tickets have doubled in price. Checked out Easyjet and I'm fucked if I'm getting up at stupid o' clock on Sunday morning to get a flight back.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I was going to go ahead and book for Jeffstock, but in the 90 minutes I was out of the house the fucking return train tickets have doubled in price. Checked out Easyjet and I'm fucked if I'm getting up at stupid o' clock on Sunday morning to get a flight back.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Save your beer tokens for a London bash if that's easier.
JeffStock is bound to be shit.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
JeffStock is bound to be shit.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
It had better not be shit
not if it's costing me god knows how much in train fare and hotels.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
not if it's costing me god knows how much in train fare and hotels.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
It'll be all kinds of awesome.
If it isn't, you can push Jeff off the boat.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
If it isn't, you can push Jeff off the boat.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'll probably fall off/over anyway.
I can't seem to drink there without getting some sort of injury.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I can't seem to drink there without getting some sort of injury.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
It won't be as big a waste of money as the time I decided to treat PD and Battered.
I shelled out and got them tickets to go to Alton Towers.
They were proper sad when they got there and found they were only tall enough to ride on the tea-cups.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I shelled out and got them tickets to go to Alton Towers.
They were proper sad when they got there and found they were only tall enough to ride on the tea-cups.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Poor little buggers couldn't even see over the side of the log flume.
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A tenner on the bus - return
https://flyer.bristolairport.co.uk/onlinebooking.php
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
https://flyer.bristolairport.co.uk/onlinebooking.php
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
If anyone does go through the airport duty free shop, tell them I said hello.
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Because you were getting scared of the flying metal dragons that you kept seeing through the window.
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Cheers.
It appears we can fly back at 9.30pm on the Sunday, but we'd have to fly down on the Friday evening as the only 'plane on saturday morning is at 7am.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
It appears we can fly back at 9.30pm on the Sunday, but we'd have to fly down on the Friday evening as the only 'plane on saturday morning is at 7am.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This place in within walking distance of the cider boat/shops
www.rocknbowlmotel.com/rates.html
For a hostel, they appear to have private double/twin rooms with bathroom.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
www.rocknbowlmotel.com/rates.html
For a hostel, they appear to have private double/twin rooms with bathroom.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Have we all done Bertlols about this story?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17690997
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17690997
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Of course.
How could I have missed that? I must be SHORT sighted.
lololololololololol
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
How could I have missed that? I must be SHORT sighted.
lololololololololol
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
berk's frigging herself senseless over Alexander Skarsgard
Dunno where everyone else is.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Dunno where everyone else is.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
She won't answer.
She's gonna have a fag before breaking wind and then going straight to sleep.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
She's gonna have a fag before breaking wind and then going straight to sleep.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
I'm guessing they are all imagining they are Alexander Skargard.
Just to try ruin Berk's wank, she'll never get the imagine of everyone else out of her head.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Just to try ruin Berk's wank, she'll never get the imagine of everyone else out of her head.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
You can prove it on the cider boat.
You can have a wank whilst we all annoy you.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
You can have a wank whilst we all annoy you.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
If she can manage it then she's a lot more single minded than I am.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
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i googled and I don't feel that strongly about him
you guys can have him
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
you guys can have him
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Well.
What's up in Cavy Land then? All ready for back to school on Monday?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
What's up in Cavy Land then? All ready for back to school on Monday?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I went in today for a few hours
probably will tomorrow, too. Got the marking out of the way, just the rest of the paperwork now.
I just bought a new run/cage thing for the pigs.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
probably will tomorrow, too. Got the marking out of the way, just the rest of the paperwork now.
I just bought a new run/cage thing for the pigs.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I'll bet she hasn't done her homework
And her lunchbox (which is actually an empty 2 ltr ice-cream container) is still in her bag from before she broke up - and it's still got half a sandwich in it.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
And her lunchbox (which is actually an empty 2 ltr ice-cream container) is still in her bag from before she broke up - and it's still got half a sandwich in it.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
What happens if you fancy a sandwich, some crisps and a Trio.
Does your lunchbox cope?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Does your lunchbox cope?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
next event is about 3 weeks away
Firefly larp is months away, but I'm getting all excited about it already.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Firefly larp is months away, but I'm getting all excited about it already.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Is Firefly the one wit the courtesan?
and the girl who was on Stargate Atlantis?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
and the girl who was on Stargate Atlantis?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
there is a courtesan, yes
not sure which one was in stargate atlantis, though
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
not sure which one was in stargate atlantis, though
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
I have no idea what that means.
But I've just got back from a mammoth port and cheese evening round my aunts with the famo. My family is ace.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
But I've just got back from a mammoth port and cheese evening round my aunts with the famo. My family is ace.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Very well ta.
I never thought I'd say this but I don't think I can drink any more port, I'm going to burst. What's going down?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I never thought I'd say this but I don't think I can drink any more port, I'm going to burst. What's going down?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Camebert is my new favourite cheese.
Now I'm drinking Leffe and smoking Lucky Strikes whilst listening to SBTRKT, been a good day if I ignore the hassle with birdz.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Now I'm drinking Leffe and smoking Lucky Strikes whilst listening to SBTRKT, been a good day if I ignore the hassle with birdz.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
I love pretty much all cheese.
But a good, well matured and runny camembert is wonderful.
Are you still dabbling in house?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
But a good, well matured and runny camembert is wonderful.
Are you still dabbling in house?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Course bruv
Came across this on my daily Youtube groove hunt today, it's mega; youtu.be/Jt1RiNZWnpY
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Came across this on my daily Youtube groove hunt today, it's mega; youtu.be/Jt1RiNZWnpY
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
I like that.
DJ Sneak just mixed the latest Fabric comp. Straight up boompty house.
It is rather good.
HOUSE EDIT: You should also look out for Maya Jane Coles and Lord of the Isles on your tune hunts.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
DJ Sneak just mixed the latest Fabric comp. Straight up boompty house.
It is rather good.
HOUSE EDIT: You should also look out for Maya Jane Coles and Lord of the Isles on your tune hunts.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I've found a Dmitri from Paris mix that's amazing.
But it's on Spotify and just says Dmitri Mix so I have no idea where it's from or what it is, and more annoyingly I can't find a tracklist. There are some absolute bangers on it.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
But it's on Spotify and just says Dmitri Mix so I have no idea where it's from or what it is, and more annoyingly I can't find a tracklist. There are some absolute bangers on it.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
You should get on to FACT and Resident Adviser.
Loads of podcasts and mixes.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Loads of podcasts and mixes.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Resident Adviser is bare cliquey though fam.
I'm onto Dmitri's essential mix now, tasty stuff.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
I'm onto Dmitri's essential mix now, tasty stuff.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Round my aunt's.
For a belated birthday do with the whole family. I am full to the brim with port and cheese, I had a lovely time. What's kept you out til the wee hours?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
For a belated birthday do with the whole family. I am full to the brim with port and cheese, I had a lovely time. What's kept you out til the wee hours?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Just been to see the most amazing band - Volcano the Bear
Words cannot describe how impressive they are to watch.
This is the second time I've seen them and both times rank amongst the best gigs I've ever been to
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)
Words cannot describe how impressive they are to watch.
This is the second time I've seen them and both times rank amongst the best gigs I've ever been to
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)
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