Kisstory is rolling out some absolute bangers today.
Even Dane Bowers got a spin.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Are you out of your mind?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

No, but you're Buggin' Me.
This has been the highlight so far, www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skYxIZAFz4
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I hope you had to google that

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Contrary to what you might think
Monty is actually a huge fan of the Spice Girls and their respective solo careers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Is this a fake swipe

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

how hilarious

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

It is.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Oh man, I got totally fooled.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah you fucking did.

(althegeordie is not really a geordie, is really a virgin, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I thought I'd scared off the real one but she's only on fucking holiday and she'll be back.
Shame.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I for one am very sad that she's off enjoying herself.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

you love her really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I did love how she reacted when i posted her firms social media policy

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

missed that
God knows why anyone lets out ANY personal info on here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

She deleted and said I went "too far"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)

HAHA!
What was her firms social media policy?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

'Don't spend company time cocking around on Facebook' I should imagine.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)

same as every single other companies.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Fucking hell, lawyers are just so out of touch with the needs of the kids these days.
How are you Davvers? And how is your wonderful mrs? Do you like her new Tat? I was very impressed with the way it covered the old one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Alright Al?
I'm good, thanks, just waiting to hear back from my new employer to confirm that references are in order. And, in a moment of 'what the fuck' I booked for JeffSTOCK last night.

The missus is fine; the bloke did a very good job on her tattoo. You have to look really hard to see any sign of the old one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I hope you have fun in Bristol
Please send my warmest regards to the sweary one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I'd better had, it's cost us £300 already!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Oh there's a lot more about harrassment professional behaviour etc.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)

In fairness
posting a link to the company she works for is a pretty long way over the line of what's acceptable. Even here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I posted her company photo.
But I disguised it with cocks, and she didn't seem to mind.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Oh I assumed they were in the original photo.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Some of them were, but I embellished it so that people didn't think I was taking the piss.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)

yeah, it wasn't a direct link to her company website, though, was it?
I think that was the issue here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)

There's only so many times I can ask her to leave me alone.
Ignore her, delete threads she replies to etc.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)

You should ask the entire board for advice, then not say thanks.
Or turn her friend request down on facebook.

Both these things make you an instant object of hate, I have learned this to my cost.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Sound advice right here

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I'm sure.
That's not really the point though. Direct linking so that anyone can see where she works isn't clever.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)

It was pretty clever.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Trusteppers
Was actually Jonny L of jungle fame.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Like Jordan

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

He really put his foot in it with her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Right up to the knee, I heard.
The bucket fannied trollop.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

That's as he has a tiny cock and fat gut so he can't reach

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

She makes me feel physically sick.
She needs a proper good wash.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

There's something wrong with her mouth too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

her chin has seen more balls than the back of West ham's net

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

She has seen more helmets than the Nurenburg rally

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

More cocks than John Wayne's rifle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Jordan's son Harvey is rushed to hospital after pouring glue all over his head
the doctor shakes his head and says, "This is the worst case of sticky, black spastic I've ever seen"...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

lolzers!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

When Peter Andre and Katie Price finalised their divorce, she announced she'd miss the family holidays they had, the TV specials they made, and the time they spent together.

He said he'd miss the titwanks and watching the fat, cod eyed retard walk into the door.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Oh god, that's fucking awful.
I feel really bad for laughing so hard.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

That's fucking hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)