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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I will start a new thread then.
Because I can.
I am a mighty powerful inferno of TD. I am the sun, and the moon.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:04, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Because I can.
I am a mighty powerful inferno of TD. I am the sun, and the moon.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:04, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Evening TD
I've just got in and I'm a bit pissed.
Luckily I have food.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I've just got in and I'm a bit pissed.
Luckily I have food.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I've been to a beer festival
At some point in the evening I switched to thirds of a pint, thinking it would be a sensible sober thing to do, but it just meant that I drank quicker and went back for more sooner.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
At some point in the evening I switched to thirds of a pint, thinking it would be a sensible sober thing to do, but it just meant that I drank quicker and went back for more sooner.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
If you're not a scooper
Stick with what you like.
I do a lot of beer festivals with friends who want to trainspot every beer.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Stick with what you like.
I do a lot of beer festivals with friends who want to trainspot every beer.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)
After a while, you stop tasting any difference anyway.
Isn't that one of the reasons wine tasters spit?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Isn't that one of the reasons wine tasters spit?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
I fell foul of this a little
I should have been increasing in strengths and flavours through the night.
There were a couple that I was indifferent to, which had I tried first I probably would hve liked a lot more.
Once I realised this I moved onto stronger flavours.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
I should have been increasing in strengths and flavours through the night.
There were a couple that I was indifferent to, which had I tried first I probably would hve liked a lot more.
Once I realised this I moved onto stronger flavours.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
I'm not a trainspotter
But I do like to try new things.
There we a lot of beers that I have had previously in bottles, of which I was tempted to try the cask versions. But I stuck to beers I had never tried before instead.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
But I do like to try new things.
There we a lot of beers that I have had previously in bottles, of which I was tempted to try the cask versions. But I stuck to beers I had never tried before instead.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
I'll try a few
But beer-fests are a bit difficult for a huntin'shootin'fishin' type like me.
*No animals are harmed in my efforts to integrate with the middle class*.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)
But beer-fests are a bit difficult for a huntin'shootin'fishin' type like me.
*No animals are harmed in my efforts to integrate with the middle class*.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)
You've all gone to bed haven't you?
I was trying to make a big Anthony Gormley stylee statement.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I was trying to make a big Anthony Gormley stylee statement.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Sorry - got distracted by putting flea drops on the cats.
Where the hell does life take you?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Where the hell does life take you?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Alright Tangles.
Now. Be honest, have you tried to get away from parenting duties and have a weekend away next week? You know JeffSTOCK makes sense.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Now. Be honest, have you tried to get away from parenting duties and have a weekend away next week? You know JeffSTOCK makes sense.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
It makes perfect sense to me
However Mrs Upinblue has already arranged for us to be in Borth that weekend.
Apparently I have to go too.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
However Mrs Upinblue has already arranged for us to be in Borth that weekend.
Apparently I have to go too.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
Try and be free to meet your imaginary friends in Sept.
Stunned and Monty often throw something then.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Stunned and Monty often throw something then.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I can imagine the conversation...
'Sorry love, I won't be about to love my kids this weekend, a load of benders, who happen to call me a bender, are having a party... I'll be back in time for the Antiques Roadshow!'
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
'Sorry love, I won't be about to love my kids this weekend, a load of benders, who happen to call me a bender, are having a party... I'll be back in time for the Antiques Roadshow!'
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
"How do I know them? Well, you know when I'm supposed to be working..."
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( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)
Workin' like dog for the boss man.
Workin' for the company, ooh, yeah!
Any feedback from the telephone interview?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Workin' for the company, ooh, yeah!
Any feedback from the telephone interview?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
A few.
It's been a few days though, and I haven't heard anything, so it's probably not going to be good news.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
It's been a few days though, and I haven't heard anything, so it's probably not going to be good news.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Stupidly so.
I can't wait to get up at arse o' clock on Monday to go to work.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
I can't wait to get up at arse o' clock on Monday to go to work.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Good stuff.
Hadd'a'way'n shite, ya bastard!
Or whatever it is you people say to one another.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Hadd'a'way'n shite, ya bastard!
Or whatever it is you people say to one another.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Gotta start somewhere.
Recruitment has changed a lot in recent years. People who are recruiting want cheap lighters, not Zippos.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Recruitment has changed a lot in recent years. People who are recruiting want cheap lighters, not Zippos.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
I'd still appreciate some CV advice.
My days are gonna be even more intense as I'll still be trawling jobsites when I get home at night.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
My days are gonna be even more intense as I'll still be trawling jobsites when I get home at night.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Nee bovver son!
I'll get some stuff sorted out for ya over the next week. I've said I'll help* Lusty too.
Just trying to find time to do it properly. Also, worth referencing what I might suggest against what Bob thinks - before going back to Student Land, he was in recruitment.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
I'll get some stuff sorted out for ya over the next week. I've said I'll help* Lusty too.
Just trying to find time to do it properly. Also, worth referencing what I might suggest against what Bob thinks - before going back to Student Land, he was in recruitment.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
I will get stuff sorted for you though.
I said I would.
I'm looking forward to meeting you!
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
I said I would.
I'm looking forward to meeting you!
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
I'm late in joining everyone in congratulating you
But well done anyway, Davvo.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
But well done anyway, Davvo.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Good day today.
New leather A2 bomber, new shades and shenanigans planned on Sunday. Wagwan folks?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
New leather A2 bomber, new shades and shenanigans planned on Sunday. Wagwan folks?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I bought a pair of 30" jeans today, they were too small :(
I always said the day I can't fit into 30 waist jeans is the day I'd kill myself/lose weight, but I'm too lazy to do either.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
I always said the day I can't fit into 30 waist jeans is the day I'd kill myself/lose weight, but I'm too lazy to do either.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
I mean I could wear them, they do up fine.
Just a tad too tight. In fact fuck it I am gonna slim down, you heard it here first.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Just a tad too tight. In fact fuck it I am gonna slim down, you heard it here first.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
How long has that taken/how much do you exercise?
I really, really need to get back into shape but I'm finding it so hard to get motivated.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
I really, really need to get back into shape but I'm finding it so hard to get motivated.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
I tend to just go to the gym to watch the darts on the telly.
I do LESS than an hour a week of cross-trainer/cycling.
But I quite enjoy it. I've not really adjusted my diet at all. I was buying 'large' but sometimes I needed 'extra large' and that limits where you can buy things, so I exercised.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
I do LESS than an hour a week of cross-trainer/cycling.
But I quite enjoy it. I've not really adjusted my diet at all. I was buying 'large' but sometimes I needed 'extra large' and that limits where you can buy things, so I exercised.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
See I used to do a five mile run a day
I got burned out quite quickly.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
I got burned out quite quickly.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
I don't think you need to do a lot.
I just think it has to be 'enough' to get your heart racing and a line of sweat down your back, and to do it often enough.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
I just think it has to be 'enough' to get your heart racing and a line of sweat down your back, and to do it often enough.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
See, I wanted to take the pooch for a walk today
and I did something to the top of my right thigh which meant every step I took clicked and pulled and it was a bit shit so I didn't get out. It was complete agony and I felt my age.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
and I did something to the top of my right thigh which meant every step I took clicked and pulled and it was a bit shit so I didn't get out. It was complete agony and I felt my age.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
I was a tight 36" and I exercised hard for a couple of years
to become a loose 36"/tight 34"
Then I stopped exercising and didn't get any fatter.
Suck it up and put the time in, B-Man.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
to become a loose 36"/tight 34"
Then I stopped exercising and didn't get any fatter.
Suck it up and put the time in, B-Man.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
It shines like a beacon in this fetid land
I'm watching Bad Boys and drinking JD and cuke, one is necessary for t'other.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
I'm watching Bad Boys and drinking JD and cuke, one is necessary for t'other.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
I'm so poor at the moment I'm lucky I'm not swigging Frosty Jack
JD is a luxury
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
JD is a luxury
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
One is hardly discerning on acid
I've drunk ketchup whilst tripping before.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
I've drunk ketchup whilst tripping before.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Sounds good to me
Marry, shag, kill:
Victoria Beckham
Coleen Rooney
Katie Price
Hmm?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Marry, shag, kill:
Victoria Beckham
Coleen Rooney
Katie Price
Hmm?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Marry Rooney
Shag Beckham
Kill Price
Same to you
Holly Willougby
Fearne Cotton
Lauren LaVerne
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
I'll have a go.
Marry - LaVerne
Shag - Willoughby
Kill - Cotton (only because she'll be broken hearted).
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Marry - LaVerne
Shag - Willoughby
Kill - Cotton (only because she'll be broken hearted).
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
If you say you wouldn't want to play with her fun-bags then you're a bender.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
I can't remember the Blousie conversation.
But if it is in any way mean to my friend, I'll cut ya.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
But if it is in any way mean to my friend, I'll cut ya.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
No, of course not, she doesn't believe I prefer a smaller boob. Jeff, I prefer a smaller boob.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Me too
Obviously there is something compelling about big'uns, but it is more of a fascination than a desire.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Obviously there is something compelling about big'uns, but it is more of a fascination than a desire.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Frankly, I can't understand why so many men *do* like enormous ones.
They're not attractive, they give the owners terrible backache, and it's a two-hand job just to hold one.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)
They're not attractive, they give the owners terrible backache, and it's a two-hand job just to hold one.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)
I haven't got one of those.
I carry all my considerable weight in the front.
I'm like a beetle. "Mama got a little junk in the bonnet"
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
I carry all my considerable weight in the front.
I'm like a beetle. "Mama got a little junk in the bonnet"
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
I've got no fixed position.
As it were.
But I'm saying that Willoughby is a nicer prospect than Cotton.
Not that I'd kick either out of the sack.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
As it were.
But I'm saying that Willoughby is a nicer prospect than Cotton.
Not that I'd kick either out of the sack.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
In the same way that you can eat so much ice cream it makes you sick.
I like this thing, therefore I must like lots and lots of this thing.
Some people can eat a lot without feeling sick.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)
I like this thing, therefore I must like lots and lots of this thing.
Some people can eat a lot without feeling sick.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)
Someone I once knew
said that any more than a handful was a waste.
Personally, I thought he was a fucking idiot.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
said that any more than a handful was a waste.
Personally, I thought he was a fucking idiot.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
Just means if we're ever wingmen we won't be have to worry about picking the same doris.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
Marry: Willoughby
Shag: Laverne
Kill: Cotton
Whoever wants it:
Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
Pretty much in that order
Marry Sutherland (maybe have affair with father)
Shag Skarsgard (repeatedly)
Kill Bieber (slowly and painfully)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Marry Sutherland (maybe have affair with father)
Shag Skarsgard (repeatedly)
Kill Bieber (slowly and painfully)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
You have remarkable taste
..especially when it comes to Donald Sutherland, that man has flicked more charisma from his sweaty brow than most of us would ever exude in a lifetime.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
..especially when it comes to Donald Sutherland, that man has flicked more charisma from his sweaty brow than most of us would ever exude in a lifetime.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
He was, in his younger days, sex on legs
and quite the way into his older days too. I imagine I still would.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
and quite the way into his older days too. I imagine I still would.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Marry Saarsgard (don't know what he looks like so least gay)
Shag Sutherland
Kill Bieber
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)
Shag GaGA
then marry Gaga
Then kill Gaga
Bingo instant wealth and B-list celebrity status.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
then marry Gaga
Then kill Gaga
Bingo instant wealth and B-list celebrity status.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
The Light in Gaga
Has a certain ring to it.
Do you know she's a black dude with natty dreads?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Has a certain ring to it.
Do you know she's a black dude with natty dreads?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Tough choices
I don't wish any of them dead; I wouldn't want to marry any of them; my standards are occasionally low enough to possibly shag maybe 1.5 of them.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
I don't wish any of them dead; I wouldn't want to marry any of them; my standards are occasionally low enough to possibly shag maybe 1.5 of them.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Alright Davvers
If I'm up north, if I have a problem, if no one else can help, and if I can find you....maybe...aw, no forget it, doesn't matter.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
If I'm up north, if I have a problem, if no one else can help, and if I can find you....maybe...aw, no forget it, doesn't matter.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
If you're ever up north, I'll buy you a string vest, a poke of chips and a whippet.
Just so you don't feel out of place.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Just so you don't feel out of place.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Aw man..
I'll feel like a well-fed Rab C Nesbitt/Billy MacKenzie hybrid! Life doesn't get better than that....*sighs*
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
I'll feel like a well-fed Rab C Nesbitt/Billy MacKenzie hybrid! Life doesn't get better than that....*sighs*
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
I noticed I was getting quite drunk
so I have started drinking pints of water. Does this make me sad or old?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:40, Reply)
so I have started drinking pints of water. Does this make me sad or old?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:40, Reply)
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