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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When was the last time you said something that people took too seriously and changed their plans as a result?
Gonz. I have no intention of punching you. It was a joke in response to what you said about Mrs Battered.
Come to Bristol FFS you annoying unhousetrained inbred.
Alt: good day?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:12, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Gonz. I have no intention of punching you. It was a joke in response to what you said about Mrs Battered.
Come to Bristol FFS you annoying unhousetrained inbred.
Alt: good day?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:12, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i just saw them bitching last night
but I suspect it'd been going on a while
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
but I suspect it'd been going on a while
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
I imagine upsetting gonz is like drowning a puppy. You must feel terrible.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
A sexually repressed eternally single puppy
gonz before you get frightened again this is also a joke
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
gonz before you get frightened again this is also a joke
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Yes. Definitely. Well done for spotting that.
Haven't you got neighbours to upset with unreasonably loud music?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Haven't you got neighbours to upset with unreasonably loud music?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Can we continue with less antogonism?
(Yes. I'm middle aged and I wear cords.)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
(Yes. I'm middle aged and I wear cords.)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Hey, compared to some posters I am being positively affectionate.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Fuck it - drunk and bored
Love this:-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvkvjummb7g
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Love this:-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvkvjummb7g
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I went all the way to the shop to buy some cheesecake.
and it's horrible. I am hugely disappointed.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
and it's horrible. I am hugely disappointed.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
you think that's bad?
On the way back from the hospital, I've just bought a microwave quarter pounder, a massive bag of crisps, and a bar of chocolate.
And you know what? I'm not going to feel the slightest bit guilty while I eat it.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
On the way back from the hospital, I've just bought a microwave quarter pounder, a massive bag of crisps, and a bar of chocolate.
And you know what? I'm not going to feel the slightest bit guilty while I eat it.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Worrying uses a lot of calories
you'll be fine.
EDIT - I didn't ask if you had had any good news?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
you'll be fine.
EDIT - I didn't ask if you had had any good news?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Hopefully.
They're trying one last thing to fix it medically overnight, which would mean he won't need the procedure they wanted to do in the morning.
More news as it happens.
*munches contentedly*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
They're trying one last thing to fix it medically overnight, which would mean he won't need the procedure they wanted to do in the morning.
More news as it happens.
*munches contentedly*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Apparently.
Though they're hoping they won't have to do the reboot.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Though they're hoping they won't have to do the reboot.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Well I hope it all works out
Microwave quarter pounders sound awful.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Microwave quarter pounders sound awful.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
It actually wasn't too bad.
And I'm knackered and couldn't be arsed cooking.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
And I'm knackered and couldn't be arsed cooking.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I have them from time to time
They're okay when you're feeling lazy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
They're okay when you're feeling lazy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
LEVON HELM 4EVA IN R HRTZ*
Evening all.
No fighting please, a man has died and b3th's old man has got a dicky ticker.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Evening all.
No fighting please, a man has died and b3th's old man has got a dicky ticker.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Battered is bullying gonz. I offer my services as champion for gonz.
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I think you should be using your diplomatic skills to broker a peace deal.
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( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
No don't do that
Violence never solves anything (unless your problem is not enough violence, but I can't honestly think of a situation where that might apply. Certainly not on the Internet)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Violence never solves anything (unless your problem is not enough violence, but I can't honestly think of a situation where that might apply. Certainly not on the Internet)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
It never will.
There's four horsemen gathering on the horizon, and the end of days are upon us.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
There's four horsemen gathering on the horizon, and the end of days are upon us.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Talking of online battles, I have a score to settle.
Jeff is a massive bender. IDST.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Jeff is a massive bender. IDST.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want...
... The dancing orange flame from the edf adverts. How gorgeous is he?!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
... The dancing orange flame from the edf adverts. How gorgeous is he?!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
i'd like to say that i was here at the moment the flower of another b3ta power couple began to blossom
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Ah no, he's like a little cuddly dancing toy! Not man shaped. Sadly.
Shows what you think of me though, eh?!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Shows what you think of me though, eh?!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
i am glad you are back from your flounce, i missed you and am totally on your side
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
i'm not al, and if i want to stick up for my friend battered when he's physically threatening people on the internet
that's my business
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
that's my business
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
i'm throwing in the towel, i can't win against the board's heavyweight
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
I had cheesecake
it was extremely disappointing, 3/10. I still ate both pieces though.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
it was extremely disappointing, 3/10. I still ate both pieces though.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
it was an act of selfless heroism
I didn't want it to go to waste. But I shan't be buying it again.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I didn't want it to go to waste. But I shan't be buying it again.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I put some jeans and a hoody on over my pyjama top
nobody could tell, it's fine.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
nobody could tell, it's fine.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
You should have put on your Ugg boots for the complete 'shopping in bed' experience.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Only just.
One more fag and then I'm going to bed. *insert Darth joke here*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
One more fag and then I'm going to bed. *insert Darth joke here*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Yep.
Although things aren't panning out well at the moment; I thought I'd check my leave situation and see if I could bag a half day tomorrow in order to get sorted... turns out I'm on a cumulative leave thingy, i.e. I have to work a month before I get 1.5 days off, so I'm going to have to go in early in order to finish early. Even then I'll get home at around 4:30, so I'll have 90 minutes to sort myself out. Would have done it tonight but I've only just got in as the missus' aunt and uncle are visiting and we went out for dinner.
Arsebiscuits.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Although things aren't panning out well at the moment; I thought I'd check my leave situation and see if I could bag a half day tomorrow in order to get sorted... turns out I'm on a cumulative leave thingy, i.e. I have to work a month before I get 1.5 days off, so I'm going to have to go in early in order to finish early. Even then I'll get home at around 4:30, so I'll have 90 minutes to sort myself out. Would have done it tonight but I've only just got in as the missus' aunt and uncle are visiting and we went out for dinner.
Arsebiscuits.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
So the long and the short of this is.
Early start tomorrow, rushed evening, make flight.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Early start tomorrow, rushed evening, make flight.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Pretty much.
The missus isn't at work tomorrow so hopefully she can get the house tidied; it won't take me long to pack but I also need to fit in a haircut as well.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
The missus isn't at work tomorrow so hopefully she can get the house tidied; it won't take me long to pack but I also need to fit in a haircut as well.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
If you've got time to kill in Bristol on Saturday
could you not just get one there?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
could you not just get one there?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
She does normally cut my hair...
but she's been away until yesterday and there's been no time to do it.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
but she's been away until yesterday and there's been no time to do it.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Sweet.
I should be meeting up with Battered for a bite tomorrow evening!
I'll be in touch.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
I should be meeting up with Battered for a bite tomorrow evening!
I'll be in touch.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Maybe.
But there's a walk in barbers opposite the train station in Newcastle that I always used to go to so I'm thinking if I eat my lunch while I'm working, I can nip out on my actual lunch break - it's a 2 minute walk.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
But there's a walk in barbers opposite the train station in Newcastle that I always used to go to so I'm thinking if I eat my lunch while I'm working, I can nip out on my actual lunch break - it's a 2 minute walk.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
gonz doesn't get annoyed at the internet, he would have left years ago if he did.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
Except you meant every word at the time, weather you admit it or not.
Do you really not know the difference between replying to a hypothetical question with an over the top awnser, and making a phsyical threat naming a time and place where someone will physicly be at the time?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Do you really not know the difference between replying to a hypothetical question with an over the top awnser, and making a phsyical threat naming a time and place where someone will physicly be at the time?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)
i like how my friend battered still tried to insult you twice in this thread, even though he wasn't serious at all when he threatened you
its why i strongly believe he is one of our best posters
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)
its why i strongly believe he is one of our best posters
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Yes. Cast in Bronze with his fists punching the air.
And a speech bubble saying "I'd rather be punching Gonz's FACE!"
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)
And a speech bubble saying "I'd rather be punching Gonz's FACE!"
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)
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