nah, my cv is good looking enough as it is
although the B in latin a-level that blights the row of A's and A*'s fucks me right off. oh hang on, i think i might have lied about having actually obtained the D of E award. but who gives a fuck about that anyway?

meat and olives can go and fist each other. pizza must: be thin and crispy (unless you are hungover in which case the full fat stuffed crust is acceptable) and have blue cheese and jalapenos and a metric fuck tonne of exciting vegetables on top of it. or feta. or goats cheese.

mmmmmm. PIZZA.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

terrible lies
there were no A* A-level grades when you were 18.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)

she put the sticky gold stars on herself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

those are my GCSEs, grandad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

oh i thought your GCSEs were P, I, Z, Z & A

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)

and Bingo was his name-o

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)

i thought this said banjo and i was gonna thump your bumhole

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)

You smooth talking bastard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)

call them O'levels then he'll understand
I SAID O LEVELS BADGER
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)

NURSE? NURSE?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)

nurse?
ape, what are you wearing?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)

a bongle and a smile

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Hmmmm.
I still call shenanigans. Are you really three years younger than me?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)

how old are you again?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Three years older than you, duh.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

36.
I did my GCSEs in 1991. A* came in in 1994 I think.

I suppose I was only 15 when I did my GCSEs though so it might only be 2 years gap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)

i did my gcses in 1994
we were the first a* year.

you had to suck a lot of cock to get one. these days they give them away for nothing, i believe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I think we may have had this conversation before actually

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:21, Reply)

about cocksucking?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)

well, obviously, but on this occasion I meant GCSEs and A* grades

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

ah yes i remember

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Bloody didn't
A level A*s only came in a couple of years ago, or is that AS levels?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)

What was that amazing pizza place you were talking about once that did some crazy shit like curry pizza.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

fire and stone, fire and stone! i dragged monty there a couple of weeks ago, he agreed with me
hell's pizza for deliveries, their menu is amazing. but they won't deliver to where you are; there's one in clapham and one in she-bu and that's it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

I soo gotta check that place out, next time you drag Mont's out a culonary tour, please let me third-wheel you two =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)

haha
you are so intending to stand us up so that you can go round and shag lusty!

but yes, def.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I donno, those pizzas sure do sound good. It's 50/50 between the two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)

She-bu is really near me...but it's a shit hole, and for that reason, I'm out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)

you must be near me then
i can (sadly) walk to she-bu in about 15-20 mins. i can walk away from it in about 2...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I work on the Uxbridge Road, but all the way down in Ealing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)

i know it well
but it's not v near me. stalk fail!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)

well you either work somewhere rather nice, or somewhere minging
if 15-20mins is your she-bu walking time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)

oh no, i work in the city
i LIVE on high st kensington
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)

ah ok then
I went to nice little cocktail bar on HSK once, through a small door and up some stairs, there was a chap playing a grand piano
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)

"the piano bar" !
that place is awesome. the piano is see-through, ffs. with neon lights inside.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I think I had my 21st birthday in Henry's on HSK.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I've a Latin o level,
which is pretty useless.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

i have latin gcse and latin a-level
and latin is now frowned upon in the law. fucking useless!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Why is it frowned on?
I thought it was useful for law.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)

nope
it's seen as archaic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)

fuckin spider pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)

darling
i really don't get this? pls to explain?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Archaic. Arachnid.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Arachnid/Archaic.
I expect.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)

it seems less funny now it's been explained...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)

they should be ashamed of themselves for getting it
and you for writing it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)

NEVA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)