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I'm voting to have your account deleted and for you to be killed, soz
He seems to have been a dirty bummer who liked being suffocated, I bet someone locked him in and then was too busy exploring Darths innards with their cock that they forgot about him.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:10,
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Dirty bummers are people too.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:18,
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Only just.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:18,
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I wish people would be nicer to the gayers.
They do seem to cop a lot more shit than the rest of us.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 May 2012, 11:23,
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That's because they put their pee-pees in each other's bum-bums.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:26,
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dirty boys.
oh, and as you're probably aware, TTJ.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 May 2012, 11:28,
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TTJ?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:33,
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That's The Joke
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Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:33,
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Thanks.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:39,
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Rejected early draft for the sermon on the mount.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:26,
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is cop some english colloquialism for 'stab' that i'm not aware of?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:26,
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b3th is not English
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:29,
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wtf/ where's she from the dirty foreign cunt?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:30,
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Wa-Les.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:32,
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i genuinely hate the welsh
their accent is stupid, their language is shit, as far as i can see they're not a country and they have never contributed anything to the world, ever
except imogen thomas, thanks for that guys
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:34,
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I like the accent, I like the language
but every Welshman I have ever met has been a racist, chip-shouldered prick.
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Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:35,
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the welsh accent is like brummie or west country
as soon as i hear it i assume the person i am talking to is EXTREMELY stupid
the language is just english with a shitload of unnecessary consonants shat all over the place like pricks. 'ambilaans'? pricks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:36,
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They don't have a lot of modern words in their language.
So they've used ours modified for their phonetics. Ambwlans. Am-boo-lans
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Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:38,
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its a shit prick language
have you ever tried writing to someone in wales? you start typing the address and you're like
1 gocviawvavv,
klwicvovlawero
qwohvnsebep
cymru
PR1 CK5
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:39,
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Hedlu
Hahahahahahaha.
Silly sheepshaggers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40,
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Heddlu means "peace force"
Trufax
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Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:44,
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utter pricks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:45,
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How very dare you!
I'm a porridge wog, thank you very much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 May 2012, 11:36,
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a scot? i like the scots
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40,
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oh good.
i feel completely validated.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 May 2012, 11:44,
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Typical miserable sweaty sock.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:48,
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I'm like Kenny Dalgleish.
Exactly the same facial expression for a 1-0 defeat as for a 3-0 victory.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 May 2012, 11:52,
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Muttering inintelligible sexual threats?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:53,
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I always prefer the inintelligible threats
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 May 2012, 11:54,
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Oops. Unintelligible.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:02,
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inintelligable could be like inflammable
as in extremely unintelligible
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:04,
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Well if they're going to stick their willy up another blokes bot-bot, that's bound to happen.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 May 2012, 11:27,
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Because they are deviants WHO CONDUCT UNNATURAL ACTS ON OTHER SODOMITES.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:30,
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It's against GOD'S LAW!!!!!!!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:32,
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THEY WILL BE SMITED.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:33,
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SMOTE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:35,
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i fucken love the gays
unless they're really camp and queenie, that can fuck off
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:35,
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Battered, the Scrappy-Do of /OT
This makes Monty Shaggy and Stunned Scoobs.
I'm totally Fred.
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Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:36,
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i'm the bird with the red hair
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40,
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Fred Velma
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40,
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No, Al's Velma, the fat fuck.
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Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40,
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can i be daphne?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:46,
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Don't see why not.
You'll have to shag Fred.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:53,
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i always assumed
scooby doo was kind of VERY loosely based on the famous five?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:54,
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Timmy!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:56,
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I never thought of that.
You'll be telling me that Top Cat was based on The Phil Silvers Show.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:01,
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And Dangermouse was based on The Open University Physics syllabus.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:04,
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i don't know
i haven't bothered expounding the theory, not even on google. but you know, 2 guys, 2 girls, 1 dog, solving mysteries...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:05,
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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:16,
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2 pints
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:17,
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Haha. Baddumtish.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:20,
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Fred Scooby
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:55,
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Fred couldn't be more obviously gay
if he had a flat leather cap, chaps and a moustache.
Daphne's his beard because her father abused her in childhood so she can't bring herself to have a sexual relationship with anyone but loves the attention
Velma goes like a belt sander.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:06,
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you've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you darling?
a bit TOO much, if you know what i mean.
also, what did shaggy do wrong?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:07,
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he's too stoned to get it up.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:07,
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the film was on channel 5 on sunday
Velma was 60000% more attractvie than sarah michelle gellar
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:07,
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Oh fucking hell.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40,
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You love those pesky kids.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:44,
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as date for pizza is now looking like tue 29
can you come to that, you unutterable slagfest?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:47,
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I am free on the 29th May.
I will take the matter under advisement.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:51,
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excellent
battered?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:54,
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I cannot do the 29th soz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:56,
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I have consulted the private secretary responsible for my diary. I am available.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:57,
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marvellous! i will confirm with the monty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:06,
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Not in the way that you do, you freakishly tall nonce.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:50,
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They adore a McLovin' Meal.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:52,
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"Hehehehehehe"
Rerro Chaggy?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:42,
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