At least she doesn't shit in a carrier bag Gonzy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:50, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I once shat on a rugby pitch.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

And I'm not Gonz.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

did the bigger boys scare you :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

*bedroomchuckles*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

At school the PE teacher made me the scrum half
because he noticed I had spent the last few lessons actively running away from the ball. I just handed it to the other team when they ran towards me and told him "It just looked like they wanted it more"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

interesting if true

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)

It is
I hated P.E. after that incident he gave up on me and I got to play air-guitar with the badminton racquets for two years
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)

i don't know why I read this as a eupehmism
but I blame a grey website
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

this is weird, so have I
It was about 2 am, getting on for 20 years ago now. Anyone else?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I've played a game on a rugby pitch that smelled like shit.
oh FUCK!!! it was YOU
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Nice 'try'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)

and Jeff is back in the room!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

How was the big larp event Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

cold, very very cold
also lots of fun - fighting, drinking, arsing about and ham acting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Sounds a bit shit to me Captain.
Did you win?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)

that's because you just don't understand
We mostly won against stuff - two more temples are cleansed and some other dude's attempt to raise mummys and demons was thwarted.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:17, Reply)

'two temples were cleansed'...
Sounds like a EDL convention.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Bastard Temhkesians
coming here, desecrating our temples and changing the decor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

These are historically accurate reenactments then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Yeah.
of the previous LARP event
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

You seem to think there is something intrinsically funny about LARPers?
Oh hang on...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

you got the wrong system there
this isn't reenactment, it's high fantasy arsing about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Worlds apart, I'm sure

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I was caught short whilst hiking once
so I found somewhere appropriately sheltered to go about my business - I hadn't seen a single soul for hours so figured I'd be fine. Not five seconds after the trousers had come down a dog walker hoved in to view and waved a cheery hello whilst I blushed and frantically tried to make it look like I'd been tying my shoelaces. Bastard.
(berk, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Could have been worse
you could have been wearing slip-ons.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

You could of asked if they had any spare dog bags

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I can't imagine berk would want to eat it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Alright stooge? That wasn't me.
I once shat in the forecourt of the garage in Cockfosters though, if that helps.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I once shat in a neighbours shed.
To be fair, I'd been riding my bike really fast and it would have hurt to ride it back to my mum's house and the shed was just there.

I parked it behind the lawnmower. A few days later I checked back and it had gone.
( Kroney, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)