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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fri night was a total write-off for me
i am still feeling bad today.
the dietchef one reckons it's from £39 a week. i have thought about doing this, given that i usually spend more than that every night on going out. but what if it turns up and it's rank?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
i am still feeling bad today.
the dietchef one reckons it's from £39 a week. i have thought about doing this, given that i usually spend more than that every night on going out. but what if it turns up and it's rank?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
you know there are always those diet plans where, y'know, YOU cook the meal yourself...
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She's probably got expensive ones but has fuck all idea how to use them.
All the gear, no idea.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
All the gear, no idea.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
the first bit is true, the second not so much
i am a Good Cook.
i just don't do it very often.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)
i am a Good Cook.
i just don't do it very often.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)
No mate, just havin' a shit.
How were the young ladies of Watford.
Did you conduct yourself with no decorum?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)
How were the young ladies of Watford.
Did you conduct yourself with no decorum?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I acted like a durrty dawg thoughout.
In nine months there will be a sudden outbreak of long-haired, smelly babies with no money, in the WD postcode bracket.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
In nine months there will be a sudden outbreak of long-haired, smelly babies with no money, in the WD postcode bracket.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Excellent.
Did they all look up to you as a beacon of knowledge and wit?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Did they all look up to you as a beacon of knowledge and wit?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
They looked up to me more as a man with a hammer and a visible bone-on.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)
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I don't think that would work. This is the woman who drank during her detox but it didn't count as it was a mid point celebration of being...um...on a detox.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
it was vodka
vodka doesn't count, there's nothing in it. that's why it's clear!
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
vodka doesn't count, there's nothing in it. that's why it's clear!
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
and ice has negative calories
Because your body had to burn calories to bring the drink up to body temperature once it was inside you.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Because your body had to burn calories to bring the drink up to body temperature once it was inside you.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
that necessitates getting home before midnight
which i very seldom do!
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
which i very seldom do!
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
that is not a good topic at the moment
do you want to make me cry? well? DO YOU??!
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)
do you want to make me cry? well? DO YOU??!
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Not really, crying people make me feel uncomfortable
*punches on arm*
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
*punches on arm*
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
only someone who is cold and dead inside and ugly and wizened on the outside
from a lifetime of tedium and disappointment gets immune to feelings, you know.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
from a lifetime of tedium and disappointment gets immune to feelings, you know.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
this is a sad day for the internet, and a sad day for us all
especially you, chunks
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)
especially you, chunks
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)
yeah you always hear about those prostitues going on about how much fun it is
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
so you're saying lawyers get paid for sex but it's worse than what prostitutes have to do?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
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