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Adam asked me to let you know that he's actually way super cool.
(is that right fris?)

what do you think is way super cool? I like frisbee, it's awesome!

alt: what's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?

alt alt: what question would you ask?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:26, 157 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
THANKS MMPS, YOU'RE THE BEST

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
no probs dude, this should certainly help!
nah, all joking aside you're alright really. when you do get all srs bznss
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
See? I TOLD you Adam was good people
But does anyone listen to me? DO THEY FUCK. I'M LEAVING FOREVER.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Ignore them, they're bastards
BASTARDS :'(
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I really try Frisbee and everyone just ignores me
Is it because I'm ugly? You can tell me. It's because I'm fat and ugly isn't it.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

www.toonhole.com/comics/2011-12-19-143_SleepingGoodPersonality.jpg
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Ha, nice

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I'm pretty sure Friz was way more entertaining than Fris
11 FRONT PAGES AND A DEAD BABY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
LOL! HE HAD A MASSIVE FACE!!!!

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
THAT@S NO MOON !!!!!!!! IT@S FRIZ@S FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7031756
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I love the luke warm sentiment expressed by Manolith there

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
He doesn't like me :(

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
You should post negative comments after everything he writes, that'll show him

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
YEAH!

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Maybe he just needs to get to know you

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I can't let people get close to me two hats, I'm just too afraid.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I understand, I really do
And he is ludicrously tall. I mean, it doesn't even make sense. He's like a genetic freak. Like a big giant hippy.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
I lolled at the durex comment

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
I liked it when he did singing

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
He still has his very own You tube channel !!!!!

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
he's so cool
He should totally go on Britains Got Talent, he could beat a dancing dog and pair of opera fatties no probs
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I thought you were dead?
Or had gone to mediatate and "find yourself"
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I've started my own cult, it's well skillz

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Adam is as cool as lava, which I think you will agree isn't very cool at alll!!!
alt: whole pizza maybe...I'm not really into massive gluttony

altalt: Why is Adam such cock jockey
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
how big was the pizza?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
14" I think, it was pretty big anyway
bro story great
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
that's not bad but it's not exactly man vs food.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
There is something strangely fascinating about that programme.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
By all respects I shouldn't like it, but I do
I guess not all people called Adam are utter bellends
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
hey now! frisbee is alright.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
My post was Adam ambiguous

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
What I can't figure out
is why I secretly fancy the guy on Man v Food.
I mean, watching people eat is a pretty big turn off. Especially when they're eating THAT much.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
well, he clearly has strong jaw muscles.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
and doesn't care what he puts in his gob

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
and he loves fish!
oh man, your dreams are sorted tonight.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
that was my point I guess
The huge eating challenges on that program put me off eating. Although i would like to visit some of the "restaurants" he goes to
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
the one that gets me is heat seekers.
they make every meal look like they're eating a fresh dog egg.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
eh? Do you mean the super spicy challenges?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
yeah, they gurn and spew their way thorugh it. how the fuck is that supposed to be appealing?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
it's stoopid is waht it is
turns out there is a list of everywhere he's been on the shows webssite, if I ever make it to America I'm totally gonna visit a couple
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I like triple D, the guy is a cunt but some of the fooood looks well yum.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
not seen it, I only have normal telly

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
:'(

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
INORITE
I have a massive CRT piece of shit with an internal ariel like some sort of council estate povvo
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
steal yourself a better one.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Because I wanna take a ride on your disco stick or something

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Altalt; where have you been Rory? Apparently you weren't stepped?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Banned man, severe
I've taken legal advise and am able to categorically state that I 'heard' that Scaryduck was a nonce. Make of that what you will
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
He looks like a paedo.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Evidence enough for me

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

According to Scary Duck you weren't banned?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
So he's a liar as well as a kiddie fiddler then?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Surely the two go hand in hand? like his children, all the way to "daddy's special room"
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

room cellar

He's a Fritzl as well.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Are you going to believe someone who I only heard is wanted by Interpol for sex offences against children

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
My advice remains the same, Rory:
You should not mention his ex wife kicking him out for being an alcoholic paedophile.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
She could never quite work out why thier kids had such usually large arseholes at six months old, until he was so drunk he fell asleep midway through his latest (alledged) horrific raping

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I heard he is on the offenders register. The dirty nonce.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I don't believe anything on the Internet. That's why I think I'm thin.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Best cut the inside labels off all your clothes too

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Clothes? I wrap myself in bin bags and draw the stitching on in tippex.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
well you ARE thin

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/2113877_obscene_graffiti_on_olympics_cycling_route

Alt: Probs Xmas dinner, mightm ake it to the cheese and biscuits one of these years.

Altalt: Why doesn't Carl Weathers get more starring roles?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)
yeah, lots of food at crimbo!

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Because people keep mistaking him for Joseph Kony

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
LOL!!!!
clikin diz!!!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I once ate 5 Big Macs in one go. Did NOT feel good after that.
I also once ate a bucket of profiteroles. There were 30 profiteroles in it, but my missus had some too. Only about 4 or 5 though.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
You fat cunt.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
INORITE!
That was a really long time ago mind. Wouldn't be able to manage that now.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
shit, this is more like it!
I went to the shops yestarday on my own and had a sneaky quarterponder with cheese large meal and then a mcflurry, then a mere 2 hours later I had dinner. large mince pie and some veg!

lolololololfatty!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Is it christmas already?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Didn't spend too long thinking of what to order then?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
SECRETSCOFF
When I used to get the bus to work I would occasionally get a sausage & egg McMuffin on the way. You know. For a fucking treat.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
*slew* cor! I'm getting hungry now.
might have a trifle!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
I'm well up for a slap-up feast
Maybe a massive pile of mash with 30 or 40 bangers sticking out the top.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
*grange hills*

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Have a cow pie

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
*chows down*

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
If anyone has to tell you they're cool, then they're not.
Like me. I'm staggeringly uncool. Not only am I old, but I'm a scifi nerd. And I play computer games. In fact, I suspect I'm really a fourteen year old boy, and I've just never noticed.

Alt: wrong question to ask a massive internet fatty.

Alt Alt: how now, brown cow?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
You forgot fat and spotty

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Ah, I've missed you, Rory.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I was going to mention your limping gait and constant shrieks of pain due to your osteoarthritis but I didn't want to rub it in

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
That's probably why mr B3th likes you, the big nonce

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
c'mon! share your fatty stories.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Way super cool? Liquid Helium.
Alt: In the late lamented Denbigh arms in Monks Kirby I once ate their 'Earls delight' mixed grill.
IIRC it was a 20 oz steak. 12 oz gammon, 2 chicken breasts, 2 sausages, 2 eggs, onion rings and chips.
I was not a well boy after that lot.
Alt:Alt: Where's the best guitar shop you know?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I've never really seen the appeal of a mixed grill
they always seem rather plain
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Another thrilling contribution from b3ta's best poster.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
just doing my job

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
AND AGAIN!

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I can do this all day

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
HAT TRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
\o/
Now if I can just find a tdeious youtube link that very few people can watch at work...
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Leave it out Ape, you'll always be the better man with your filled Travertine floor tiling in the en suite

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I DO HAVE TRASVATINE TILES, but no ensuite :(
They were recovered from the Napoli that ran aground off Devon.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
You need to shoe horn this important fact into more posts

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Your flooring has a backstory?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
some of it does, would you like to hear it?
Maybe your new flat will have some exciting material based anecdotes
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
did you get meat sweats?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Bunged up like I'd been eating plaster of paris for three days
I know - TMI!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Right - I'm off for a beer with Pooflake

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Playing an instrument well will always be supercool.

alt: A small hamlet in somerset.
alt alt: What EAL strategies enable learners to gain full access of the curriculum?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
yeah those triangle players are always fighting off the minge.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Every time I play a tune on my recorder
I'm beating them off with a shitty stick.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)
it's like the air instrument cool assessment scale
v few people are actually cool enough to get an air guitar. you might be air drums, based on what i've seen, which isn't bad.

anyway, air recorder is absolutely the lowest of the low. only air triangle is worse. and air backing singer.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)
hahaha yeah! you sure got this joke!

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)
ah, i SEE
there's only the one reference allowed per subthread? marvellous. thanks so much for clarifying, you're the very very best xx
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
keep making tenuous 'jokes' your life sweethart.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)
if you don't know the AWESOME highs of playing that air triangle
then i feel very very sorry for you
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
you can strum my hairy banjo if you like.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:18, Reply)
hallmark are recruiting for soppy card writers
i might steal this and apply
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
everytime the girls find out I can play the tympani
BOOM! the pants just fly off. GOD it's so tedious.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Always?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Yeah you got me there.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Is he doing a far right salute?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
It's a cool violinist thing
You just don't get it.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I hate it when violinists play something modern adn shake their heads all oiver the place

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
i actually said the words "super cute" about someone's baby the other day (it wasn't)
urgh, time to DMAAKM

alt: nothing very exciting, just something like a homemade pasta bake when tomorrow's leftovers become today's seconds.

altalt: it's like you don't care what we're all having for lunch.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)
I know a baby that looks liuke it should be in a jar at the Natural History Museum

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)
that "leave the internet baby" that sportscow posts is pretty hanging

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)
that's one angry baby

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
do babies not make your ovaries squeek?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
good lord no
i love my nieces and nephew very much, but they pissed right all over that idea for me. my brother has to pretend he needs a super-long shit just to get 5 mins of peace.

no thanks!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Nothing like a bit of alone time on the bog

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Certainly beats this...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18100847#TWEET145694
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
babies make my ovaries shrivel up and cringe
as do kids of any age being bratty and annoying. Which is pretty much all kids.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)
oh man, I forgot about the lunch thread :'(
I hope adam finally gets round to killing me.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
you could always do it yourself first? that'd show him

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
he has to learn on his own now, he's a big boy.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Alt: I ONCE HAD A SECOND PORTION! LOL!

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
OMG U IZ MY HERO!!!!!

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Alt: Recently two 18" pizzas.
Only because I was told I couldn't do it and I'm stupidly competitive. I SHOWED THEM!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
you sure did baz, you sure did.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
What next for our hero

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I suspect he will spend some of YOUR TAX MONEY on nasty overpriced clothing

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
i thought he nicked everything?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
probably some massive drugz and the 04/05 fulham season highights dvd

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
I am no longer interested in either.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
woah! what kind of student/football fan are you?
a terrible one, that's what!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Football is pants, it's just a social thing.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)

2!!! fuck me that's insane. The Turkish place near us does a 16" pizza and I can't finish it.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
It took ages and I didn't eat anything the next day.
It was a most shameful thing to do. The self-loathing afterwards was indescribable.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:18, Reply)

What about the pooping?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
All my defecations are long, drawn out affairs which require half a bog roll.
Increased food intake makes no difference.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)
I would suggest more fibre

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)
and less being a fast food munchiung fatty

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I live for fibre.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:26, Reply)
you broke the interent

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:34, Reply)
so the new /qotw is "sex toys"?
well. THIS can only end well.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)
I just had WORDS with a corner shop owner in cockfosters that I've been going to since I was in a buggy (litterally).
I gave him a tenner and he gave me change for a fiver. Fucking piece of shit cunt, made him count the till but he checked the figure what it was supposed to be first, I then asked to see the CCTV and he told me it didn't work.

I always support my local corner shops. Even when the one in cockfosters didn't rip up my lottery tickets when I was sure there was a £10 winner in there. But it's fucking hard when they employ their little theifing shitcunt family.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:39, Reply)
cheer up
https://twitter.com/#!/warrenchrismas/status/202737193016492032/photo/1

and hello
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)
That's ace that is.
Alright mate?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:13, Reply)
could you have given him a fiver?
did you check your wallet against your bank account?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I didn't have a £5 note on me =S

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:13, Reply)
if the cctv didnt work
Why didnt you get out a hammer of justice and smash his teeth in before taking your change out of the till
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)

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