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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've had porn open on my phone and it unlocked with facial recognition without me noticing when I had it on the table in the pub.
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porn phone recognises crotch it usually sees?meh, anything that needs explaining is by definition a fail.
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aka that guy groaning and panting in the disabled stall.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:30,
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My thinking is if you've got something capable of displaying porn, then you're missing out if you don't use it for porn.(, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
That's why it is so quiet on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:34,
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Place is flooded with wankersbig wankers, little wankers, toilet wankers, phone wankers, ... you get the idea
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:36,
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We get quite a few people watching porn in the net cafe where I work.I used to discreetly ask them to stop it, but now ask at the top of my voice to embarrass them. Petty I know, but it gets me through the day.
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You mean like a girlfriend?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:49,
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I'd fucking love a projector on every wall in a room.I think I'd turn it into a porno SLASH aquerium.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:02,
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I did this but without the facial recognition.I was at work at the time.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:33,
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