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Fuck that shit
This is interesting
sobadsogood.com/2012/04/29/25-words-that-simply-dont-exist-in-english/Especially this word, (which applies to all of you) Backpfeifengesicht
What things need words which don't have words eh?
Alt: Why does no one ever answer the main question?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:07,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I don't bite.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:14,
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There are teethmarks on the corpse of a prossie
in s shallow grave in some secluded MK woodland that say this is a lie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:25,
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That was my sig for a while on here, after it was mentioned in the office
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:14,
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9 Guanxi (Mandarin): in traditional Chinese society, you would build up good guanxi by giving gifts to people, taking them to dinner, or doing them a favor, but you can also use up your gianxi by asking for a favor to be repaid
Surely brown-nosing? Arse-licking? Crawling?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 16:15,
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Sounds like "favour" to me
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Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:17,
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Heh the "author"
ripped this straight out of a two year old Cracked.com article.
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Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:21,
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FFS it was also in the Metro this morning, word for word
It's almost like journalists are lazy cunts or somethings.
But that can't be right.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:24,
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Fuck off back to links
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:30,
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If only there was a word for home office!
HANG ON, WHAT ABOUT 'HOFFICE'?????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:27,
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Police officers or Pofficers
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:29,
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Not to be confused with the poffice
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:29,
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Working in the toilet?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:31,
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poo face?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:33,
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I need a term for the last hour on a dull friday before going home and freedom.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:32,
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Wank in the staff toilet time.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 16:37,
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Do you mind if I don't
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:41,
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Not at all.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 16:50,
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Oh man, that rocks, there are a few yiddish ones
[can't remember] - The relationship between two sets of parents who's offspring have married.
Hulish - To long for something edible all day, where you can't stop thinking about it and simply have to have it.
Broigus - A fued between two people, normally one that is pretty much pointless or meaningless.
Putz, Schmuck - A loveable idiot, sometimes the second one is not so loveable.
Schmeral - Someone who does a lot of things that make you say 'awwww, bless', normally a nice verision of someone who sucks up to someone else. Can also mean loveable idiot too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:32,
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I thought a schmuck was a penis,
/David Badiblub
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:35,
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It's more to mean 'cunt'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:37,
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Oh god, jewish sex-talk.
"Oy vay, Vhy won't you put your schmackle in my schmuck? And vhy did you whipe it on the curtains? *shrug* Vhot can you do?".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:38,
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We've had this conversation before
but I really did think putz meant 'cock'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:41,
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Probably, Nah', not heard that, but the language is a weird one as it's grown up ungeogrpahicly.
I know cock to be schmackle.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:37,
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Alt: I cannot think of any things that need words
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:45,
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Buying a train ticket?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:48,
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biket
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:49,
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Hobnob please.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:49,
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None for you sugar fail.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:04,
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number 11 isn't a word, it's a phrase
The cheating French bastards.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:46,
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That's one of the best.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:48,
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Apparently this is real but I couldn't be bothered to check.

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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:53,
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I hope it is.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:56,
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Who's the woman?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:00,
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Some yank bint.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:01,
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The program is Chelsea lately or something.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:03,
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In fact,
who are the 2 blokes?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:26,
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Oh so very much this^
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:03,
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Dude your FB status has been hectic recently. More redundancies at work?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:05,
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yup, not me this time
but it hasn't helped my mood which has been rather shit. It's getting better now but it's been awful this week.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:10,
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you need to get stoned off your tits mate.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:16,
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Yes, this would be good, or drunk or something.
It wouldn't solve the underlying problems though
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:21,
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Unless your name is Gandhi, fuck the underlying problems. Enjoy the now.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:23,
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Failure to enjoy the now is one of the underlying problems.
It comes with being a depressive, overthinking, stress addled stupid cunt.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:32,
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Go and score a ten bag and get monged out. Listen to some cool music and forget about your problems.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:34,
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I'm picking my son up in an hour, so no can do.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:49,
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This is the gayest post in B3ta history
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:55,
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the regret felt having tipped the washing up water away
Only to spot something that needs doing.
In German it would be "TopfvergessenttÀuschung".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:57,
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get a dishwasher povvo.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:01,
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Dishwashers are well shit.
More effort for less clean things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:04,
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No effort for clean enough things!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:04,
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if you don't put the efffort in to stacking them right and pre-washing them
they come out dirty and I'm not convinced that just washing them in the first place isn't less effort.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:11,
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But the slats are done so it's obvious what goes where? Unless you're a nonce like Scaryduck then yeah you just shove things where they don't belong.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:26,
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Hahahah
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:28,
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This is grotesque:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-18113969How can anyone with any form of conscience built a BILLION POUND HOUSE in a city full of limbless, stinking beggars (LIKE ME LOL - I'VE GOT NO MONEY LOLOL!!!!!!) without even a cardboard box to kip in? Not to come over like some hand-wringing Al-type middle class bender but that is spectacularly tasteless, I feel.
And it looks fucking horrible from the outside, too.
Yeuch. Fucking colonials - no taste.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:05,
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Better than your house skint cunt x
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:08,
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There are many ways in which it is not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:10,
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If you can list more than five I would be surprised.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:15,
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1. Mine isn't in Bombay - sorry, 'Mumbai'*
2. I live in my house
3. My house is not an affront to my poverty-stricken crippled neighbours
4. When I walk three blocks from my house the only leprous beggar I have to deal with is me BECAUSE I'M REALLY SKINT LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
5. No darkies live in my house
6. I bet you a billion pound house theirs doesn't have an original 'Are You Experienced?' LP in it
*why isn't their totally shite film industry now called 'Mummywood'?
I could go on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:23,
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You win this round Shinobi.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:26,
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The whole of the english aristocricy?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:13,
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Pretty much everyone with money or power in the entire history of human civilization?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:15,
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Your mum?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:17,
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You are gay?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:23,
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For some reason I thought you were talking about London, until I bothered looking at the link
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 May 2012, 17:28,
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Cool story bro
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:54,
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it's a metaphor
for our whole society
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:02,
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That's all very interesting
but I was just proper sick, like vomming up and everything. Now I don't really know how to deal with the lumps in the bottom of the shower. Is there a word for sick lumps that are in your shower because I have them.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:01,
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