You don't want tea Cavey, you want hot throbbing mancock
you want to be covered by a gushing geiser of jism
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:29, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

In her
tea, Rory?
Surely not. It would be like the milk was off and gone all lumpy.
Gadsake, min.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

You do know that she's a woman approaching a certain age, unless she bags a man and soon she'll be perma labelled 'Spinster'
I wonder how many cats she'll fit into her house before she contracts toxoplasmosis and is found dead by 'worried' colleagues after two weeks non attendance
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Don't matter
how many cats she's got. If she's happier with pussies than men, so be it. If not, she's got to stop staying inside "finger painting" and get out more.

She's lovely, though, and no criticism is intended.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Wow, are you going to Fight Tangles for the hippy crown?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Eh
no, man. I've not finished the Whole Earth Catalogue yet.

Once that's out of the way, then it's peace signs shoot out.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Good, good, this place needs more hippies

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)

shut it, hippy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Peace
and love, honey.

I know the death of a dog is difficult for the yin side but the yang side says there's much more room on Earth for another canine soul.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Better a spinster than settling for just anyone out of fear of being lonely
besides, cats are awesome.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

yeah
but I had tea instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

we all want that, rory.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Speak
for yer fuckin' self.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Oh, you know you want it, you massive bender.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:38, Reply)

I'm
not a poove.
My husband might be, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)

I saw this porno of a midget and this big black guy and his cock, I swear, went from between her legs and up to her boobs. He couldn't get it all in.
But when he spunked in her mouth, all my dayz, it completely filled her mouth and gushed out, I've never seen anything like it in my life, it was like someone put her mouth over one of those machines that they use to inject cream into doughnuts, only the button got stuck.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Hold on, I'll find it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Here we go
www.youporn.com/watch/7653218/midget-takes-a-cock-half-her-size-gentlemens-video/?from=search_full&pos=1

19min 20s.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Please
don't.

I was thinking of a smoothie.

EDIT: too late, but there is no way I'm looking at that.

Did you have that bookmarked?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I'll be honest, I've only seen the last 30 seconds of the video that my mate made me watch a few days ago.
I remember where it was on the internet because it made me lol that it was under the search term 'hairy' rather than 'midget'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Ha
superb response, sir.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Besides, it only takes me 20s, no point in any sort of long term storylines.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

I
agree.

My dissertation in tube sites search terms, stretching to ten thousand words was waste. I wish I'd resorted to premature searches technology.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I got 5 GCSEs. I'm not to good at school.
Are you a new person or an old person who's renamed their account?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Na, not old
just lurked for ages, loved the humour and people (most of them.)
Tried posting before and got the usual "fuck off Bert" sock puppet accusations. Again and again and again.

So, just post in the evening now. Much nicer.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.
Nah, just kidding. We love you really.

Who don't you love?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Well
mostly caaants from /talk who just give it, ahem, laldy, with no real need.

I can learn to ignore pretty quickly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)

You should teach Fat Bobby how to do that
it's something he's still not managed to learn.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Al, play nicely.
In other news, sadly, we won't be able to attend your meat extravaganza as we have another engagement the day after and travelling 300 odd miles to arrive by 12 noon might be a bit difficult.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Oh no, that's sad.
I shall miss your dapper dress sense and your wife's squishy booby hugs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

We're looking at Chickenstock as a viable alternative.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

That'll be fun.
I'm hoping it's nice weather and we can sit outside round the BBQ like last year.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I'm waiting to check out train ticket prices and stuff.
Although we could drive, but it's a right fucking trek.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)

What's the date for that again? I'm looking forward to it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

We need new blood around here.
Hello Phudders. You don't mind if I call you Phudders, do you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Of
Course not Davvers, old chap.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Jolly good.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Carful Phud, you'd being groomed here.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Fuck off hippy
stop trying to push him tofu and lentils and all that shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Shut it Al, this one's worse than me already.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Surely that's not possible!?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Hav you not talked to Tangles?
I may be chief Lefty, but he's twice the Hippy I am.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

By
worse, what exactly do you mean?
I don't give a fuck anyway but fire away, squire.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

More of a Hippy.
this is a statement of opinion, rather than an insult.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Not
a hippy, just tolerant, I hope.

And probably more left than most on here. I'm not going to apologise for that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
that's the kind of thing a hippy would say.

TBH The Daily Mail is to the left of most on here, at least during the daytime. I think there's me, AL and Tangles struggling alone to stem the tide.

welcome.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Thank you
brothers and sisters must fight together.
At least until closing time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Good luck finding any these days
*mutters about the death of socialism etc...*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Is he / she a horse?
Because we've already got one of those, despite the strenuous denials.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

It would be nice to have a pair of horses
we could breed from them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I'm glad you subtally asked the sex of him/her so I didn't have too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Well, obviously it's a sweaty, overweight 50 year old virgin male.
I was just being polite.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Oh cool, sounds good =)
Tell us about yourself, what's your hopes and dreams?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I want a pony. And a castle, with a pony room.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)

and my brother

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)

He'd have his own little room in the castle.
I'd decorate it with fresh flowers and put a sign on the door saying "NO SCOUSE"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Ar ey!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I don't get the interent's current obsession with My Little Pony.
It's a bit creepy to tell you the truth.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I actually know quite a lot about My Little Pony
on account of how I sell lots of them on eBay. Mostly the old ones from the 1980s. I can probably identify more of them than I'd care to admit, as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I don't know anything about my little ponies.
I would like a pony that I could ride, and then shoot and then eat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)

It's made a proper little comeback,
I downloaded them a for a mate's little nice'n'nephew.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

did you save any of it to your special folder?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

We're in 2012, the only reason to download that sort of thing is when you're going aborad and don't wanna run up a roaming charge.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I bet you fucking did.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)