Morning all
After a crap sleep, I found myself absolutely shattered on my way to work this morning. As soon as I got here, I made myself a bacon bap, and now I feel absolutely fine. Bacon has made me feel better. You could even say it's 'cured' me.

What makes you feel better in the mornings?

Alt: How are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:32, 73 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

A wank in the bath followed by a full English breakfast.
Alt: Splendid thank you. Last night I had the best night's sleep I have had for quite some time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Alt: Good good
How's the little 'un sleeping now?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Solidly from 7pm to about 5.45am every night.
I get up at 5 most mornings so her early start isn't a problem.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Ahh, good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Nutella on toast and orange juice.
We're fine thank you very much. Studying hard and such.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I used to love Nutella as a child, now I can't stand the stuff
Nuts, ugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Chocolate Philadelphia is your friend here
I just had some on toast and it is, as they say, NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I didn't even know they MADE that stuff.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I think it is new
It is really nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Man I hope they bring it out here.
You guys get all the good foodstuffs. And SO much cheaper too. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I am tempted to make a cheesecake out of it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

You're making me shake my head in jealousy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I made some sweet potato crisps a couple of nights ago
They were excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Not having to wake up early generally works for me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 May 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Being able to sleep through your wife's 'emissions' probably helps too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Once I'm out, it takes a lot to wake me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I'm very much the same, which irritates my housemates when I fall asleep in the lounge

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)

or gets you up the fucking stairs ya cunt.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

That too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I feel fucking brilliant today
Slept like a log, a great cup of coffee and some toast, lovely walk with the dog, an on time Metro to work accompanied by a good book and some excellent tunes. I shall now make another cup of coffee and await the inevitable kick in the nuts from work

Happy kids make me feel better. There is no more stressful start than having crying and/or naughty kids
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

So a meat injection sorted you out?
All good. Gym session, kicking crap out of a punchbag then lots of food and tea is my morning delight. I agree, bacon is the bollocks, although we're not allowed to cook "proper" food in work kitchen, just heat stuff up in the microwave. Even the sandwich toaster is there for show only.
I'm fine, off to a horror double bill tonight,
grimmfest.com/grimmupnorth/
this one in fact. I do like sick horror stuff.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

dude
i think its poor form that you haven't mentioned psychchomp's birthday, out of order
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I don't know why AA hates Chompy so much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

chompy must have made loads of jokes about AA's mum being dead

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Happy birthday to psychochomp, happy birthday to psychochomp,
happy biiiiirthday to psychochomp...happy birthday to you.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Slightly 'Meh' this morning
Very warm night so I had the 'Mahoosive fan o' doom' running all night. I'll be having a smoked bacon omelette in about half an hour which, coupled with the massive intake of tea, should make me feel better!

In other news, G/F's dad survived the fitting of the oesophageal stent, now the radiotherapy starts!
Yay.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I am very pleased that someone who should be dead is now being kept alive by the nhs with no quality of life and a new found ability to shit in a bag

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I'm sure he feels exactly the same Rory

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

The stent is so the food he eats goes into his stomach & isn't vomited up
As to quality of life? It's pretty good so far.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Yes, thanks Mr Carry On Doctor I know the difference between a stent and a colostomy bag

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

You want any more piss on those chips Rory?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)

"Yes, thanks Mr Carry On Doctor I know the difference between a stent and a colostomy bag"
No, really!?
So the comment was to elicit a knee-jerk angry response from me? I find that hard to believe, coming from you!

I'm shocked.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Tea
The right combination of caffeine and l-theanine, provided in a comfortingly warm liquid form is just the thing to ease me gently into the morning.
In the pre-children days a "wake and bake" used to be a good way to start the day, if there were no distractions like work to spoil the day.

Alt: Tired.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Bloody signal failures. It's far too hot to have to walk from Fenchurch Street to Waterloo today.
Now I'm going to feel grubby all day. And not in a good way.

bah.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Have a pint, that'll help

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Have a Pennywell shower once you get in
Scrub face+armpits then liberally apply deodourant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

A whore's bath, I believe

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I concur
No H&C trains from Aldgate East, walked to Aldgate and sat on a train that was "about to leave" for 10 minutes, switched to another one, original train left and then another 3 or 4 minutes for the one I was on to move. Bah.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I am fucked today.
I had a fucking brilliant night last night but I am paying for it now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Aztec Testicles?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Benny.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Bumsex takes it out of you at your age.
You should know that by now.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

...then puts it back in again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

How exactly can YOU pay for it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I believe the deal he struck was for his soul.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Mastercard.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

   
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Alright.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

   
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Say what you really mean Q

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

   
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

That's better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I like the new Q

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Me too
Judi Dench plays her very well
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

In other news, only 4 people have me on ignore.
I thought it would be more like 400 tbh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

How do you work this out?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

How do you find out?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I asked a mod via gaz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Ahh OK
I don't even know any mods. Anyone who has me on ignore is probably doing themselves a favour
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

It has certainly improved my internet experience since I put you on ignore.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Mine too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I hope that they announced it very loudly that they were PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE YOU CUNT!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I hope he also announced how happy he was that people have him on ignore too.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

NO YOU CARE ABOUT IT MORE THAN I DO!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I CARE SO MUCH I'M PUTTING BATTERED ON IGNORE!

( Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Loser

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

How many people have you on ignore Rory?

( Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I think his sig might be a clue.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

IGNORES ARE FOR PUSSYS !!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

That's what I always thought.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

feline neglect is animal cruelty

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Indeed. I don't have anyone on ignore.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)