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New thread time as I can't see the poster of the previous one due to him being stood behind a dwarf.
Tonight I'm off to Donnington to enjoy a music festival for the next five days.
I have just bought some wet wipes and painkillers and my friend is bringing all the cider and beer in his caravan.
What else should I take?
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:19, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Tonight I'm off to Donnington to enjoy a music festival for the next five days.
I have just bought some wet wipes and painkillers and my friend is bringing all the cider and beer in his caravan.
What else should I take?
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:19, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Wellys, toilet paper, binbags, fruit, suncream, waterproof trousers
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)
I have waterproof trousers with me
and I don't think I'm going to need sunscreen.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
and I don't think I'm going to need sunscreen.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
You'll be suprised, being in the sun all day even if it's overcast can get you sunburnt.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)
see, this is why nobody should EVER call you a bent spastic
i am laughing a lot
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
i am laughing a lot
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I doubt it'll be raining all day every day, better to take it and not need it than pay £15 for a small bottle there.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Alright, fucking hell mum, you don't have to keep banging on about it.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
A walkman, a book, the number of a decent hotel,
and a fatal overdose.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)
and a fatal overdose.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)
No, you said that you are not a cun t like me
therefore you are quite possibly a differnet kind of cunt
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)
therefore you are quite possibly a differnet kind of cunt
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Poppers are actually good at festivals,
keeps you warm if you're stood in the rain.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
keeps you warm if you're stood in the rain.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This
the closest thing I achieved to any sort of euphoria was a headache. Which, I must say, is really not that fucking close to euphoria at all.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)
the closest thing I achieved to any sort of euphoria was a headache. Which, I must say, is really not that fucking close to euphoria at all.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Never tried it, from what I've seen of people on it, I think it's too hardcore for me.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Both times I tried it I took way too much and was literally paralysed.
Could only move my eyes. Not nice.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Could only move my eyes. Not nice.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Salvia - Fucking hell I remember that shit...
I was fortunate to do it when surrounded by people who could support me* as I monged helplessly about.
*Laugh uncontrollably and film me on their mobiles
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I was fortunate to do it when surrounded by people who could support me* as I monged helplessly about.
*Laugh uncontrollably and film me on their mobiles
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Toilet roll, unless wet wipes are used for that purpose too
Sun cream is a good idea as well, just in case.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Sun cream is a good idea as well, just in case.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)
What chompy said + gaffa tape
Gaffa tape + binbags lets you fix/make tents/clothing etc.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Gaffa tape + binbags lets you fix/make tents/clothing etc.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Nearest good hotel
www.handpickedhotels.co.uk/hotels/Priest-House/?source=bfinest
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
www.handpickedhotels.co.uk/hotels/Priest-House/?source=bfinest
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
i am so not clicking this
i know it's a picture of a fucking monstrous wall-eyed rabbit
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
i know it's a picture of a fucking monstrous wall-eyed rabbit
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
If you hover over the link, it displays what it's actually connecting to at the bottom of your window
You'll see that is actually a hotel.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
You'll see that is actually a hotel.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
yes
that's why larp exists. The only downside then is that you have to provide your own music
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)
that's why larp exists. The only downside then is that you have to provide your own music
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)
it's alright for AA to be wrong about things, he wasn't brought up properly
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)
you shouldn't really provoke him, he's the norman bates of the internet
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Passport, money and a plane ticket to somewhere that isn't Donnington.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I wonder how many varients of the "go somewhere else" joke we can do
I Would love to go personally
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I Would love to go personally
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I actually have no idea what festival it is, I'm just assuming it's something I wouldn't like because it's Donnington
so I'm guessing at a 'Monsters of Rock' type thing.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
so I'm guessing at a 'Monsters of Rock' type thing.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Are Black Sabbath still playing?
I thought Townai Ioamm-aye was gravely ill.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I thought Townai Ioamm-aye was gravely ill.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I think they caught it early, or something like that
No Bill Ward though
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)
No Bill Ward though
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)
None of them have, really
Bruce Dickinson seems to be one of the few in that genre that has.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Bruce Dickinson seems to be one of the few in that genre that has.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)
He is the worst LARP Simpson's tie cunt on earth.
I bet you five million quid he 'follows' Terry Pratchett on 'Twitter'.
He hasn't aged well unless he's developed an entirely different personality from the one he used to have, he's a total knob.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I bet you five million quid he 'follows' Terry Pratchett on 'Twitter'.
He hasn't aged well unless he's developed an entirely different personality from the one he used to have, he's a total knob.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I've just found out I can park next to my tent so I will be bringing EVERYTHING!!!!
I may bring stuff I don't need just for shits and giggles.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I may bring stuff I don't need just for shits and giggles.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
i hope i'm not the only one here who is glad you didn't kill yourself
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
i don't want to hear about your masterbation habits
i'm more interested in bob's
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
i'm more interested in bob's
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
He'll be rummaging round her spent knickers for pubes to stick on his head
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
you have actually excelled yourself with the grossness of this image
well done
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)
well done
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)
He'll be the coolest kid in the moshpit
when it rains he'll even get clotted bits of blood running off his newly acquired wig
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)
when it rains he'll even get clotted bits of blood running off his newly acquired wig
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)
....'Spent pubes'....
That's assuming there's been no pre-download trimming! It's very rare one comes across (fnaar) a 'Full Judith' nowadays.
So I'm told.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)
That's assuming there's been no pre-download trimming! It's very rare one comes across (fnaar) a 'Full Judith' nowadays.
So I'm told.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)
He's not allowed on the posh camping bit.
So won't get access to my spent knickers.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)
So won't get access to my spent knickers.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)
There'll be lots of people like totally wasted, play your cards right and you could have a busy tent most nights
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I spilt scalding hot coffee on my hand this morning becasue of a revolving dfoor :(
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)
I'm gonna tell Andrew how mean you're beng today and he is coming come opver here
and kick your internet arse
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)
and kick your internet arse
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Oh man, I'm gonna be on the popular page!!
*ticks off bucket list*
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)
*ticks off bucket list*
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)
it's gonna be wet
and i'm still gonna love EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT. hard.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)
and i'm still gonna love EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT. hard.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)
so do i
unless it's in booze. then it's okay. coas i'm cool, brah.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)
unless it's in booze. then it's okay. coas i'm cool, brah.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)
i'm doing download
and boomtown fair this year.
the rest can get fucked.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)
and boomtown fair this year.
the rest can get fucked.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)
A fine bottle of Screaming Eagle...
After Eights.
Cornish Pasties.
Tenacious D underpants.
Then you're done - and I'm jealous.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
After Eights.
Cornish Pasties.
Tenacious D underpants.
Then you're done - and I'm jealous.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I could've gone to see the D at Brixton tonight...or on Sunday...
But my boss said I wasn't allowed to take any time off because I have some fuckfacing budget to do!
I hate my life
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)
But my boss said I wasn't allowed to take any time off because I have some fuckfacing budget to do!
I hate my life
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Saved me a few quid certainly...
But I do happen to think TD are quite excellent.
*chooses to forget about movie*
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)
But I do happen to think TD are quite excellent.
*chooses to forget about movie*
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Exactly!...
I don't need pants to acieve that goal - same thing applies to whatever I wear
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I don't need pants to acieve that goal - same thing applies to whatever I wear
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I cannot drink and work. I simply cannot do it.
Plus my piss smells fucking weird after the drinking from the weekend.
I think it's time for a few days off.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Plus my piss smells fucking weird after the drinking from the weekend.
I think it's time for a few days off.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)
or piss?...
Then again, I suppose your piss wouldn't smell funny if you had just been drinking more piss. Maybe someone else's?
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Then again, I suppose your piss wouldn't smell funny if you had just been drinking more piss. Maybe someone else's?
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:18, Reply)
when malc's here tricky usuallyasks him about lunch before 9.30
fat prick
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)
fat prick
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)
if i could find it i would
he's suited and booted today, must be due in court
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)
he's suited and booted today, must be due in court
( , Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)
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