What a waste of money.
27 million? FFS.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18392025
What was your last waste of cash? Mine was a double, Poland and Netherlands to win. Useless tossers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:12, 188 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

They could have bought 3/4 of Andy Carroll for that
Could have fed a family of four for a month
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)

The 30p I spent on fucking your mum up the arse 3 times.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)

She gave me a tenner for the same.
You must be well fucking ugly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

She's letting it go cheap mate,
I paid more than that.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Seems reasonable.
The Romans used to fill the Coliseum with water, you know. Stage naval battles and that.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

They must have spent a fortune on plugs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I would imagine Al will be doing the same within a few years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)

*golf clap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I'd fucking love to see that.
Good old Romans. They were excellent in so many ways.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)

As excellent as they were completely barking.
My favourite emperor is Commodus. That mental had a megalomania I could really get behind.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)

He invented the bedpan. True story.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

i thought it was that movie reviewer guy?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Hahahah I fucking hate that prick
His hair alone merits a savage beating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I often offer a silent prayer to that inventive Barry
whenever I'm in the "Normode".
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Renamed Rome in his own honour, too.
Though I think "Kronetopia" would have been a better name.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Apparently, one of their favourite gladiator sports was between midgets and women.
Those scamps.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Sounds like Battered's attempts to get a 'birthday shag' last Sunday,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Only with less swords and tridents
but around the same number of nets and helmets.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I haven't clicked on a post in bloody ages
but I'm sorely tempted right now. Sweeten the pot with a blowie and you've got a deal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)

i click around 10 posts a day
stop being so stingey
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Haven't really been here Quenters old boy
Say something funny and I'll click it, just to prove I'm not a clickmiser
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)

sorry i can't take the pressure of entertaining you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Clickin dis

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Eh....
*makes wavey hand gesture*

With a very firm wrist
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

FEWER

(berk, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Less is applicable to both.
Fewer only to numbers.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)

We have had this argument once before
and I was right then, too.
(berk, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)

You were not.
Failing to agree with me does not make you correct.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

being a woman makes her correct, K
give up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Fucking innit.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

She is right, though
oxforddictionaries.com/words/less-or-fewer
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Sure, if you consider an arbitrary decision a couple of hundred years back as gospel
"Less has always been used in English with counting nouns. Indeed, the application of the distinction between less and fewer as a rule is a phenomenon originating in the 18th century.

Alfred the Great (the first king of England) was a prolific writer and translator of the time, and used "less" with counting nouns, e.g. around 888 AD:[1]

Swa mid læs worda swa mid ma, swæðer we hit yereccan mayon.
With less words or with more, whether we may prove it."

That was from Merriam-Webster, which admittedly is American, but American English is often rather closer to Middle English than British English.

NB: Alfred the Great wasn't the first King of England, Aethelstan was.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Why do you French have such problems with adhering to rules?
Ok, it might be acceptable when speaking Old English, but there are fewer people who can understand that nowadays.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Except the vast majority of people
who still, and always have, used "less" where linguists tell them they should use "fewer". Language isn't degrading in this area, people have simply ignored an arbitrary ruling by linguists and carried on speaking the way they always have done.

Also, sentence structure is different. You could have used "less" up there, but the sentence would have been structured "but less people understand that" which, arguably, is a more efficient means of communicating the same sentiment.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Is this about Agincourt?
Look, you need to get over it, ok?
We won.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

And you did so with less men.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

It doesn't sound right
it doesn't look right, and if you're going to accept an American dictionary over the OED, then you're nothing like as middle class as you think you are.

And you're also still wrong.
(berk, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I accept a thousand years of English usage
over a few nobs in the 18th century, yes.

Also Alfred wasn't an American, but a native speaker of the original English language. He trumps the OED.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)

i hope you both get word cancer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)

The original English language?
Sure. And that's the same as modern English, is it? Language evolves. It so happens to evolved, in this case, to include a rule which dictates the correct usage of one word vs another in the case of quantitative nouns.
I would like to add that the current edition of the Merriam Webster, which you have quoted as a source in your favour, actually says that 'fewer refers to number among things that are counted, and less refers to quantity or amount among things that are measured.' IE, it proves my original point, not yours. It does go on to say that in colloquial usage either are acceptable, but only one is technically correct.

I would rather be technically correct, and a pedant, than a mis-educated, barely literate cretin like the vast majority of users of the English language, thank you.
(berk, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:42, Reply)

You seem to be getting a little cross.
What I have said is that people have always used "less" as a counting noun and that a rule saying that isn't acceptable only came about a couple of hundred years ago as a result of a few people deciding they didn't like it. I would also point out that "colloquial" usage means, in this context, everybody that speaks the language today and throughout the entire history of the language and that the people who insist on "fewer" are in the minority now and have been throughout the whole of the recorded history of this argument, which is I'll remind you, a fraction of the life of the English language.

Yes, the original language is largely the same as modern English with a few extra words here and lexical drifts there.

Finally, "technically" correct refers to a few people deciding there ought to be a rule. "Less" has *always* been used as a counting noun. That, to me, makes it perfectly acceptable.

It absolutely hasn't evolved to include this rule. That rule was instituted by linguists artificially and has been mostly ignored. That is not an evolution.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Original english is 'largely' the same as modern english?
So, that quote you used from Alfred the Great up there, then - you understood every word? Balls.
(berk, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)

are you seriously telling me
you don't recognise the word "less" in that sentence? Especially since you have the translation below.

But what I meant is that modern usage of words is largely the same as the Old English usage of the Old English forms of the same words and in largely the same structure.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Fucking hell and *I* get accused of taking the internet too seriously...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I just find this shit interesting.
I enjoy knowing how stuff works.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

you can argue all you want but you'll never win
had a discussion with mrs Q this morning about how bad for the environment it is for everyone to be driving to work just because it was raining

while she was driving, to work, because it was raining
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I think you had a point but you really should have sussed you were on to a loser

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

she was complaining about the traffic
even though we could quite easily walk or get the tube to work
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Wrong
you agreed that I was right, eventually.
(berk, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

And now I think you're wrong again.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I can fish out your response and forward it to you
if you'd like proof.
(berk, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

No, I accept that I agreed with you then
but I was wrong to do so. The distinction between less and fewer is a relatively recent and artificial phenomenon. The fact that people still use "less" in reference to plurals shows that it never really stuck, either.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Gaylord subthreads like this are the reason why I am on here fewer and fewer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

i think they should drop the pedant act and just fuck each others faces raw

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I fear you are asking too much of them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I suppose it might be pronounced like that in Birmingham
but it's spelt "phwoar"

Also, you were replying to Kroney by accident; my post was the one below it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Or just a guilty wank.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)

My name is Battimus Decimus Meridius
Commander of the Armies of Coca Cola, General of the Mars Bar Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Bill Gates. Father to a taller son, husband to a taller wife. And I will have my high heels, in this life or the next
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)

office chuckle

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Office smirk

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I know at 5'3 I shouldn't really laugh
but I did.
(berk, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I bought an icon.
as if millionare internet tycoon and cunt Rob Manuel needed my money!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)

He'll only spend it on drugs, you mark my word.
All those 'new media' cunts are on drugs. That's what I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)

i heard he was on ginger-hormone replacement pills

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

The money I paid for someone to dispose of my dead dog properly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I'd have leant you my trebuchet if you'd asked

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)

i like hopw they're faking the countryside, when the countryside itself is pretty shit
and only about 50 miles away
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I've seen the countryside
it's all grass and trees and that. It's shit.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)

innit tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I saw it on TV once.
That cunt Titchmarch was all over it like rats on a canal dog. It looked rubbish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Hmmm... monthly train tickets to work costing £260 sum total.
I really need to learn to drive.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Where do you work?
The fucking moon?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

My train ticket from Leamington Spa to Oxford cost more than that a month
because CrossCountry are a bunch of thieving cunts.
(berk, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

They are indeed
My Metro ticket costs £35 a month or something and comes straight out of my wages
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I walk to work
It's brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

+ hop, skip and dance

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Only if the pavement has numbers on it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)

l n
to at
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Your command of the bloody obvious is impressive

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Well duh
Morning Darth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

*checks clock*
You're on a roll here

Morning mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I am fucked
A weeks holiday with the kids is hard work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

My heart bleeds for you
Where've you been?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Menorca all-inclusive

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Yeah, that does sound like hard work
Excuse me while I arrange for Jools Holland to accompany each of your posts today with "Walking Away" from the Incredible Hulk TV show
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Don't
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Alright Dr Spanner

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

That piece of music
Is called the lonely man, if my memory serves me correctly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I spend £60 a week on diesel getting to & from work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)

i couldn't give a fuck how much you spend on designer jeans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I don't buy designer clothes.
And before you ask, yes they are available in my size.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Gap Kids

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Is Gap considered a designer label by povvos like you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)

i'm pretty sure they have designers, B

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)

sorry just realised i was being offensive
i meant to say Baby Gap
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

paedo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

i never said i'd fuck battered, just that i want to clothe him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Bothercare

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

true, most clothes shops do have a junior section.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Or "the top shelf" as it's known to the likes of you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

2/10 must try harder.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I know I should
but I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I cycle the 110 miles a week
Means I can booze and eat as much as I like without becoming a massive fatty
( Peej, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

My monthly train tickets cost that and I commute from Bristol to London.
(Admittedly only once a week, usually.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

In the days of steam, you would have had your own van.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I spend all my spare cash on booze
so I don't waste it really
( Peej, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)

what was the question again?
Um, Fiona Bruce, hip hop, heavy metal, cufflinks, suaveness, skate gear, vinyl, quenders, pretension and my newly shaved head.

Did I miss anything off?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

How much did you pay for a shaved head?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Nothing. It's free with brain cancer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

or in your case, if you're standing near a hedge someone happens to be trimming

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

hedge lawn
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

£7 for a number 5 for this 'cow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

You shouldn't have to pay to make yourself look like a bender
I can show you how to do it for free
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

*Bends*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Actually it was OK Computer where they went up their own arse

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

did it myself. i have my own clippers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

plumdozer giving his missus a haircut

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

That's plumdozer's missus giving him a haircut.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

That is Battered's dwarf barber giving him a haircut whilst he is standing up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

That bird does actually look like PD

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

She does actually.
It's the classic bone structure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

classic bone structure way one bloke is pulling her hair whilst another roughly tilts her head up so she has to look him in the eyes while he jizzes all over her slutty, willing lips
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

*sets her free*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Not a waste, but £80 for lunch for two yesterday
VenisNOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Fuckin ell
Holiday abroad, expensive lunch, nice birthday present... When are you going to tell your wife she has leukaemia?


Also, morning all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Today
Morning b3th, how's you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I have a mysterious case of pins and needles in one hand this morning.
My thumb is almost totally numb. I can only assume it's bad aids, and I will be dead by tea time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Which hand? It might be good AIDS.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

My wanking hand.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Is that the warty one?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Watch out
b3th's About
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

*checks*
Nope. Does that make a difference?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Hmm... probably is bad AIDS then
Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Zombiewank
is the way forward here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Get it checked out
I started with those same symptoms and ignored them. Now I've had 2 lots of spine surgery and am the proud posessor of a titanium plate and screws holding my neck together
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:35, Reply)

leukaemia BSE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Mooooooooooooooooiink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Last night.
I genuinely have no idea what happened. I had a mai tai cocktail at some point. The rest I don't know. I need a tab.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)

tab carer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Me and DG are meeting Baz for beer at lunchtime (if he is still going)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Course I am geezer!
Gonna jump in the shower and then bowl into town.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Good stuff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Apparently I didn't even go out.
Where did I go then, people of b3ta? WHERE DID I GO?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

oh man you're so crazy with your wacky crazy drinking black out antics
i wish my life were as cool as you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Drinking doesnt make me cool.
The fact I have trainers you've never heard of does.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Do they have little flashing lights in the heels?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Wheels

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:30, Reply)

One pair has flowers on them.
God bless you Liberty.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)

you couldn't come over as more of a prick if you tried

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)

It's a god job I'm trying then.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:32, Reply)

you are indeed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)

a tab to hang myself from the neck until deceased.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

That was plan A.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)

+and beaten with sticks like a pinata

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Hahahah Barry 5am pinata

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Needs MOAR rape

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

moar rape pinata barry 5am couch mai tai! hahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Travelodge
She never even showed up

/Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:32, Reply)

showed woke
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

rohyplols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)

But then it wouldn't be a waste of money would it
WOULD IT

(grudginglol)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

poor swipey :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

*vomits profusely*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:11, Reply)

rofusely sychocomp's semen
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)

ew!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:15, Reply)

fucking hell man
why would you ruin my tuesday with that sort of toxic image? why? why?? why quentin, why???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)

cos you ruined cigars for me you portly old seahag

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:21, Reply)

i am not sure if you have gotten better or if my standards have slipped
but "portly old seahag" has really made me laugh.

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:24, Reply)

oh, swipe :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:25, Reply)

i think it's just because it's a slow day
don't worry, i'll be FINE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:26, Reply)

nah, your one lambrini away from a breakdown, i can feel it in my water

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Last waste of cash was a dress
it looked nice in the shop, but when I tried it on at home it was far too short.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)

wahey!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)

i went to what should have been a posh wedding in kent on sunday
kent and posh shouldn't really be used in the same sentence, half the bride's family were orange
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:06, Reply)

+utang

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)

apparently that's some african language for 'old man who walks in the forest'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Montangutang

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Same as your girlfriend then.
Did she wear her pink cowboy hat?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:08, Reply)

she sure did! we had those pink sash's too
i can't believe you're being so out of order about this battered, the bride has terminal cancer and only about 6 months to live you insensitive little bastard
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Was it a nice do anyway?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:24, Reply)

it was very nice
all the women were in tears, obviously the cancer added a certain bittersweet element to the whole day, but other than that and being stuck at the kids table, it was a proper good knees up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Glad to hear it
I was at a wedding last weekend which was lovely.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)

ah, lovely
and i hope there was no cancer involved
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Brand new thread, no need to thank me.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:23, Reply)