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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LUNCH!!!
I've just had a tuna surprise sammich and crisps and I'm waiting for my brain to register that I've eaten and I'm no longer hungry. In the meantime I'm still fucking starving.

Alt: Next week I start another period of dieting. How do you stop yourself feeling hungry?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:04, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt: By eating.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Says the skinny guy.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Vegetarians are always skinny BGB
They have to REALLY TRY to get fat
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
You must be joking. I worked with a veggie who was fucking huge.
Having said that, her idea of a vegetarian diet seemed to involved crisps, chocolate and cream cakes.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
That's what I would call REALLY TRYING
Cutting out meat ought to make staying thin easy, but if you will insist on eating crap 24/7 you'll balloon, no two ways about it
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)
There's not really I response I could give that wouldn't make you hate me.
So I'll just offer you some pointless, meaningless platitude.
Er... YOU GO, GIRL!!!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I hate you.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:13, Reply)
It's all I deserve
for being naturally thin
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)

and a vegetarian
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)

and a cunt
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Well yes of course, I rather thought that went without saying, didn't want to bring it up
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Jolly decent of you.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I'm nothing if not considerate of the feelings of my fellow man
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Are you flirting with me?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Maybe. What if I am?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
To be honest when I was a proper veggie I was still getting mistaken for Jabba the hut.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Were you one of those shit veggies who don't really like vegetables
and mainly live on cheese?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
No! I love veggies.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Me too
They're FIT
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
And it's hard for them to explain what happened to their carers

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)
*Hutt
Sorry

Happy Birthday for tomorrow by the way, I'm bound to forget on the day
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Thanks hon!

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I roasted some courgette, aubergine, peppers, red onions and tomato with olive oil, chilli and oregano
I had this in a sammich with some cottage cheese. It was fucking lovely!

Alt:
Drink water - lots of water.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I do.
I'd get more work done if I didn't have to piss all the time.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)
needs more bacon

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
The surprise part is that it does nothing to make you less hungry and you have to buy more of their wares
I've got a black eyed bean salad with pickled garlic, tomatoes which I personally dried in the sun myself for authenticity, spring onions and Emmental.

Alt: As you may have guessed from the above, I'm already on a diet.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Home made soup is good for dieting, BGB.
Veg soup has bugger all calories and can be both tasty and filling. Not great summer fayre though.

I has Massaman soup from Eat.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I do eat healthy most of the time. I just eat a lot of it.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I feel your pain.
It's the empty calories that get me. I think beer is something like 200 calories a pint.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
That's because of the lemonade you add to it.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:18, Reply)
That's done for nutritional value.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)
What's the difference between BGB and The Luggage?
One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.
Or something.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Blousie!

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Jeff!

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Nicole!

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Papa?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Tuna is fucking rank.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
So's your face.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I wouldn't worry Chompy
It's almost fished out, thanks to the likes of Blousie and her lack of sustainable fishing awareness, so you won't have to put up with it much longer.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Some people have no concern for the future of this planet Darth.
The bastards.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
*chucks another lump of coal on the fire*

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I K, R?!
Some people are still buying cars that need PETROL when electric alternatives are readily available and nowhere near as good
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Cut the sarnies out if you're dieting kitten...

Bread is the food of lard-arsed satan.

When I was on a diet, with willpower at maximum, I could've happily poured a bottle of vodka down the sink. However, I found it a real struggle to walk by a slice of bread in the kitchen without going at it like a dog eating hot chips.

Best of luck though!

*does patronising 'thumbs up'*
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I know. The booze doesn't help either LoL

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I'm doing seven weeks without booze.
*cries*


I may start taking heroin to feel good. It's calorie free I believe.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
7 weeks?
Crumbs!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I know : (

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Very moreish, heroin.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
You should see the weight just fall off if you become a skaghead
You should definitely do that*


*tangledupinblue takes no responsibility for any addiction or death that may occur as a result of any advice given
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
To be honest, when I was a speed freak I was still on the hefty side.
I used to chuck pot noodles down my neck as they were easy to get down.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I never ate a fucking thing when I was taking loads of speed and E
Thinnest I've ever been. Poorest and unhealthiest too. Only lasted about six weeks.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Tuna pasta salad for me, wasn't too bad
Alt: I tend to drink water to stave off hunger
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Alt: Water. Lots of it.
I'm not having lunch because I have no food in. I have just found a whole pack of tabs that I thought I lost though. Everything's coming up Barry, in the smallest way possible.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
So who is out on the 23rd?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
England?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Just because you don't live in England
doesn't mean you can slag them off.

*Putssovereignon*
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Yes, sir. Me, sir.
Need a bed?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Very kind of you.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)
No wuckin furries.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Me!
Going to a dinner dance our school is organising. Doing a demonstration. Charleston.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
South Carolina?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Nah, Norwich
It's in Texas.

(Seriously, it is, look it up)
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston,_South_Carolina

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I know! If it's anything to do with dancing...
*hoists self by own pink lacy petard*
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Nope.
Still South Carolina according to Wikipedia.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Isn't that where the dance originated?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Apparently. What's the Texas reference?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
There's a Norwich in Texas

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I'll shut up.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I think we ended up at cross purposes somehow sweetheart
I call this the "Premiership/Championship divide"

#liketheMurphy's
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Haha. I bet you win more games than we do next season.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I'm guessing there's a Norwich in Texas
but that's just me extracting meaning from a string of letters and punctuation arranged into "words" and assembled into a "sentence".

I call this "reading".
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Thank you sarky arse.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Yeah, probs.
If I have enough dosh still knocking about.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I'll stop by I reckon

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Be rude not to.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
What's on the 23rd?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Drinks in toon.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
toon, not "The Toon"
I could see Barry getting excited about northern drinking.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Northern drinking?
Sounds ghastley.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I'll be in london on the 27th.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
chicken chorizo chilli wrap
Nom.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
i usually eat something
i also like to wash it down with something to drink as well
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
bin dun

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
crivens, found out for not reading threads
:( i'm rolled up in a ball of shame
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I should think so, you lazy trout.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Hey Monty / Chompy
blog.hooktheory.com/2012/06/06/i-analyzed-the-chords-of-1300-popular-songs-for-patterns-this-is-what-i-found/

Stats Nerds and music, a match made in heaven.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)
yeah cos music by numbers is good....
listen to that Stockhausen bloke, such emotional stuff.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)
i exist on a diet of anti depressants and periods

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Periods of what?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
yeah i saw you posted this to the wrong reply first, you prat
at lunch i was thinking about sasha again and how i'd like to hold her hand in the park maybe, and fuck her face til her throat had a period

that's what
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Haha. I find this computer malarkey a bit tricky.
I reckon she'd thank you for it.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:42, Reply)
i reckon her new RAF helicopter pilot boyfriend wouldn't

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)
If he's in the RAF and isn't a fighter pilot it means he's shit at his job and a fundamental life failure
He's the aviation equivalent of Emile Heskey
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
i think to be a fighter pilot you need to have like 2 science degrees and shitloads of flying experience
and all sorts of g force and reaction tests, it's pretty niche really
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Nah mate, all you need is 20/20 vision and a complete disregard for the sanctity of human life, especially your own
I'm probably the only b3tan who fulfils neither requirement
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
blimey, turns out you don't need a degree
www.raf.mod.uk/careers/jobs/pilot.cfm

but maybe for harriers you need 2 degrees, i knew a guy who did them once
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)
He's probably bent.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
he looks it a bit, his facebook page says his job is
'for queen and country'

what a fag
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)
He probably dresses up in women's clothing
and parades around his home with his cock and bollocks "tucked in" and insists on being called Susan.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
OMG MAYBE HE'S JAMES BOND

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I am a veggiesexual.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I am never eating your courgettes

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)
you only do it with people in comas?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)
god i miss rachelswipe so much when she's not here

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)
there there!

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
your like a third rate rachelswipe
without the obesity and alcoholism
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)
stop flirting with BGB Quint

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
sorry
should i mention depression, working for parents or suicide?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
on second thoughts as you were

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:04, Reply)
You forgot I get paid too much also.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)
not compared to swipe you povvo needy cunt

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Well duh!

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:04, Reply)
i don't like all this negativity
i'm in a good mood today, who's up for hangman?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Using the c-word to a lay-dee.
That's not cricket, is it?
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)
no it was CUNT, you CUNT

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Alright fuckeroos.
I spent my morning volunteering and digging flowerbeds for disenfranchised Lambeth Youth & Community groups.

This means I am better than all of you. Yes, it does.

Although that will be the full extent of any 'giving back' that I do for at least 12 months, so tomorrow I will be a selfish prick again.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
wanna play hangman?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
_ _

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
no?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
_ _ _

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
yes?
I'm fucken good at this shit
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
You are. I'm all out of ideas to beat you now.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
i started a new thread with my hangman in it

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I do charity every month. 40%.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Only on what you earn over £34371

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)
That's not charity.
That's your obligation to society.


/leftywanker
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
My obligation? It's daylight robbery is what it is.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
It's the membership fee for belonging to THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Sorry, I've been learning about Trolling from The Sun.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Would you rather earn less and pay less tax?
because I can assure you, that's shit too.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:31, Reply)

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