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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LUNCH!!!I've just had a tuna surprise sammich and crisps and I'm waiting for my brain to register that I've eaten and I'm no longer hungry. In the meantime I'm still fucking starving.
Alt: Next week I start another period of dieting. How do you stop yourself feeling hungry?
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:04,
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Vegetarians are always skinny BGBThey have to REALLY TRY to get fat
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You must be joking. I worked with a veggie who was fucking huge.Having said that, her idea of a vegetarian diet seemed to involved crisps, chocolate and cream cakes.
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That's what I would call REALLY TRYINGCutting out meat ought to make staying thin easy, but if you will insist on eating crap 24/7 you'll balloon, no two ways about it
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There's not really I response I could give that wouldn't make you hate me.So I'll just offer you some pointless, meaningless platitude.
Er... YOU GO, GIRL!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:11,
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It's all I deservefor being naturally thin
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:17,
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Well yes of course, I rather thought that went without saying, didn't want to bring it up
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Are you flirting with me?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:32,
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To be honest when I was a proper veggie I was still getting mistaken for Jabba the hut.(
girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:21,
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Were you one of those shit veggies who don't really like vegetablesand mainly live on cheese?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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And it's hard for them to explain what happened to their carers(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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*HuttSorry
Happy Birthday for tomorrow by the way, I'm bound to forget on the day
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I roasted some courgette, aubergine, peppers, red onions and tomato with olive oil, chilli and oreganoI had this in a sammich with some cottage cheese. It was fucking lovely!
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Drink water - lots of water.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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I do.I'd get more work done if I didn't have to piss all the time.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:11,
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The surprise part is that it does nothing to make you less hungry and you have to buy more of their waresI've got a black eyed bean salad with pickled garlic, tomatoes which I personally dried in the sun myself for authenticity, spring onions and Emmental.
Alt: As you may have guessed from the above, I'm already on a diet.
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Home made soup is good for dieting, BGB. Veg soup has bugger all calories and can be both tasty and filling. Not great summer fayre though.
I has Massaman soup from Eat.
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I do eat healthy most of the time. I just eat a lot of it.(
girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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I feel your pain. It's the empty calories that get me. I think beer is something like 200 calories a pint.
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That's because of the lemonade you add to it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:18,
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What's the difference between BGB and The Luggage?One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.
Or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:14,
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I wouldn't worry ChompyIt's almost fished out, thanks to the likes of Blousie and her lack of sustainable fishing awareness, so you won't have to put up with it much longer.
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Some people have no concern for the future of this planet Darth.The bastards.
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I K, R?!Some people are still buying cars that need PETROL when electric alternatives are readily available and nowhere near as good
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Cut the sarnies out if you're dieting kitten...Bread is the food of lard-arsed satan.
When I was on a diet, with willpower at maximum, I could've happily poured a bottle of vodka down the sink. However, I found it a real struggle to walk by a slice of bread in the kitchen without going at it like a dog eating hot chips.
Best of luck though!
*does patronising 'thumbs up'*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:16,
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I'm doing seven weeks without booze.*cries*
I may start taking heroin to feel good. It's calorie free I believe.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:22,
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You should see the weight just fall off if you become a skagheadYou should definitely do that*
*tangledupinblue takes no responsibility for any addiction or death that may occur as a result of any advice given
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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To be honest, when I was a speed freak I was still on the hefty side.I used to chuck pot noodles down my neck as they were easy to get down.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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I never ate a fucking thing when I was taking loads of speed and EThinnest I've ever been. Poorest and unhealthiest too. Only lasted about six weeks.
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Tuna pasta salad for me, wasn't too badAlt: I tend to drink water to stave off hunger
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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Alt: Water. Lots of it. I'm not having lunch because I have no food in. I have just found a whole pack of tabs that I thought I lost though. Everything's coming up Barry, in the smallest way possible.
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Just because you don't live in Englanddoesn't mean you can slag them off.
*Putssovereignon*
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Me!Going to a dinner dance our school is organising. Doing a demonstration. Charleston.
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I know! If it's anything to do with dancing...*hoists self by own pink lacy petard*
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I think we ended up at cross purposes somehow sweetheartI call this the "Premiership/Championship divide"
#liketheMurphy's
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I'm guessing there's a Norwich in Texasbut that's just me extracting meaning from a string of letters and punctuation arranged into "words" and assembled into a "sentence".
I call this "reading".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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I'll stop by I reckon(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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toon, not "The Toon"I could see Barry getting excited about northern drinking.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:58,
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chicken chorizo chilli wrapNom.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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i usually eat somethingi also like to wash it down with something to drink as well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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crivens, found out for not reading threads:( i'm rolled up in a ball of shame
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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Hey Monty / Chompyblog.hooktheory.com/2012/06/06/i-analyzed-the-chords-of-1300-popular-songs-for-patterns-this-is-what-i-found/
Stats Nerds and music, a match made in heaven.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:37,
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yeah cos music by numbers is good....listen to that Stockhausen bloke, such emotional stuff.
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yeah i saw you posted this to the wrong reply first, you pratat lunch i was thinking about sasha again and how i'd like to hold her hand in the park maybe, and fuck her face til her throat had a period
that's what
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Haha. I find this computer malarkey a bit tricky. I reckon she'd thank you for it.
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If he's in the RAF and isn't a fighter pilot it means he's shit at his job and a fundamental life failureHe's the aviation equivalent of Emile Heskey
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i think to be a fighter pilot you need to have like 2 science degrees and shitloads of flying experienceand all sorts of g force and reaction tests, it's pretty niche really
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Nah mate, all you need is 20/20 vision and a complete disregard for the sanctity of human life, especially your ownI'm probably the only b3tan who fulfils neither requirement
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blimey, turns out you don't need a degreewww.raf.mod.uk/careers/jobs/pilot.cfm
but maybe for harriers you need 2 degrees, i knew a guy who did them once
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he looks it a bit, his facebook page says his job is'for queen and country'
what a fag
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He probably dresses up in women's clothingand parades around his home with his cock and bollocks "tucked in" and insists on being called Susan.
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your like a third rate rachelswipewithout the obesity and alcoholism
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stop flirting with BGB Quint(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:00,
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sorryshould i mention depression, working for parents or suicide?
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on second thoughts as you were(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:04,
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i don't like all this negativityi'm in a good mood today, who's up for hangman?
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Alright fuckeroos.I spent my morning volunteering and digging flowerbeds for disenfranchised Lambeth Youth & Community groups.
This means I am better than all of you. Yes, it does.
Although that will be the full extent of any 'giving back' that I do for at least 12 months, so tomorrow I will be a selfish prick again.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:10,
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You are. I'm all out of ideas to beat you now.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:21,
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Only on what you earn over £34371(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:16,
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That's not charity.That's your obligation to society.
/leftywanker
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:18,
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It's the membership fee for belonging to THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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Sorry, I've been learning about Trolling from The Sun.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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Would you rather earn less and pay less tax?because I can assure you, that's shit too.
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