Why would you say that?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You told me you moved down south when you were tiny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Don't be silly.
Al's never been tiny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Damn you!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Oh, too slow.
You suck.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)

LIES!
Al has never been tiny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

HAHA mindpiss.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Fucks sake sporters, I told you that in private.
I'm never telling you anything again.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

No you didn't!
You posted it on here!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I am an official /off topic good guy
I promise
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)

It's all a front!
He's drowning kittens as we speak.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

In
cold water, too.

What a cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

that sounds like a fantastic euphemism.
"I was absolutely bursting for a piss, man. I mean, totally drowning kittens."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I'm just off to drown one now
2 mins
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Make sure you put teh seat back down.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

It's
now seven minutes. I think he shakes too hard.

And long.

And often.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

hahahaha
"It's mine, I'll wash it as fast as I like"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)

That's
what I say!!!

How did you know?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)

What do you expect a man to do when his wife is away?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Play 'daddy's special game' with the kids.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Have you been having sex with your husbands kids again ?
Oh b3th, NOT AFTER LAST TIME
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Oh hello.
The mere mention of paedophilia and here you are. Is there some kind of alarm on your computer or something.

*worries*
You're not watching me right now are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)

I fucking love Weston Super Mare
I'm just here on umm business
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)

The only business here is Weston is drugs and prostitution.
Unfortunately I'm not qualified to work in either.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)

I'm an avid collector of bunty
especially copies featuring 'Superstitious Cindy' and 'The Phantom Ballerina' - A mysterious girl arrives at Madame Petrova's ballet school, but she can't dance.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Bollocks you lying northern scummer.
I can't believe you betrayed my trust.

My God, this must be how Fat BobbyAndrew felt when I told everyone that he had tried to add me as a facebook friend? I can't believe it hurts this bad inside.

I'LL NEVER TRY AND HURT YOU AGAIN ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

*unfriends Al*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Lols
Can I add you just so you can delete me to make it up?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I've added a couple of b3tans recently
I'm going to mention it when I unfriend them.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Not if they unfriend you first I guess
Is there a protocol?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)

As I believe I've told you, the standard protocol is for me to post a photo of your new haircut
with your face obscured by cocks. You then throw a hissy fit about whether or not a band you like is actually any good and then you unfriend me.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Wait
Are you two besties now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Damn straight.
Me and Swipe, we're like two people who really want to get naked and rub each others bodies all over with our genitals.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)

I.. I don't know what to say

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Swipes
On a Saturday night. At 10.30.

Shurely shome mishtake.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Nah
Just got in from fair innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

You'll
be playing SunBingo,SunBingo,SunBingo, next.

Common as muck.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)

DOT CO DOT YOU KAY!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Goodnight and godbless, I'm off to bed.
I've got to get at least a 10 mile run tommorow morning.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Are
you chasing after a sunshine coach?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

His tongue got frozen to the window when he was licking it.
He didn't realise you were supposed to lick the inside.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)