Has anyone seen monty about? If you see him, could you please pass this one
www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fmixessss3%2Frage-against-the-machine-vs-electric-six-no-to-the-gay-bar-idea-rock-mix&h=3AQG0Rcpg

I've just written a "IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, SEND THIS TO EVERY NEWS AND POLICE AGENCY IN THE UK" letter. My life is all a bit hollyoaks at the moment. But I got a second date on saturday, so thats alright.

I really like that Paloma Faith song thats doing the rounds at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:17, 63 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

can you post the letter here?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:27, Reply)

..it's too late

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Evening peeps

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:05, Reply)

It's too late, harters, they've all killed themselves.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure that would be the best idea in the world.
I've just made the most amazing chicken in blackbeen sauce stir fry on the planet, it's sooooooo good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)

OMG I'M HAVING A STIR FRY TOO!
Except I've cheated and bought a sauce cos I've got a fuck load to do tonight and I want to watch the footy. It's all prepped and ready to chuck in the wok at half time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)

This is what I did
- Chop up some chicken breast
- Covered it in flour
- Covered it in egg
- Fried it in the wok in some oil in batches 'till I get cooked crispy chicken nuggets, I did the whole lot but it'll do me for three portions. I drained them on some kitchen towel on the sdie
- Crushed and chopped some spring onion long ways and some mushrooms.
- Put a big heaped teaspoon of Lazy Garlic, and a small one of chili in the oil with the veg.
- Added a big glup of soy sauce and wilted down the veg
- Put that to the side.
- Toasted off some cashewnuts
- Added the veg and chicken nuggets
- made a well in the middle and added a big heaped teaspoon of blackbeen paste and some water.
- Mixed it all up
- Added the fresh noodles.
- Mixed it all up so the sauce goes everywhere
- Served it up.

It's a lot of instructions but only took me like 10 minutes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Why do you need the letter, Gonz?
Are people out to silence you? Are you actually a spy? Is it possible that you might turn up missing?
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)

tell us, Gonz
it's not like this is a public board
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I wish someone was out to silence the prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)

STOP MIDGET ON MIDGET VIOLENCE

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Have you upset the Russian mafia or summat?
Yay for second dates. You're doing better than I ever did.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)

His version of a second date is to talk to the same woman in the corner shop for a second time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Ooh. Burn.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Yeah, looking forward to the weekend

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Whats wrong with women in corner shops?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Out of interest what's the longest proper sexual relationship you've ever had with a woman Gonz?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)

I'm not sure, I get dates confusing, 5 days here, 5 days there, it doesn't really matter to me but to others they make a big deal over something society forgot about decades ago.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)

So never one lasting even a week?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

There was one that lasted a couple of weeks, if that helps.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

How many relationships are we talking about in total?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Hmmm, I've never counted.
There was Sarah, I think she was the first, but she moved to a different school at year 5 so I didn't see her agian.
Then there was a Marie, she was cute, she was in my Study Support class, we sat on the bods table on that one. I bought her some chocolates and a teddybear.
Next up is Bekka, meet her in Fairaki on holiday.

The next handful are a bit hazy, so I can't really put a number on it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

This line of questioning could turn the internet virgin vote against you, Bats
Individually they may be squeaky annoyances, but a pack of enraged nerds could demagnetise your router or something.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

If I was worried about Internet virgins I wouldn't participate here at all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I'm still at work. This is bad news.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)

sneak out

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Yeah, I'd get fired.
If I don't finish what I'm doing, people don't get paid.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)

booooooooo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)

As long as you're not one of them, I don't see a problem

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)

I love love love Paloma Faith.
I'm desperate to meet her because I'm confident I could start dating (and then marry) her. I've got enough about me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)

Really? She looks like a cartoon version of Billie Piper.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)

I love Billie Piper more but she's married with kids.
Also Paloma comes across as someone who doesn't take herself or anything else at all seriously. We'd get along great taking the piss out of ourselves and both being all cynical and pretty and stylish and yada yada yada.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

they're shutting down our company
I likely won't have a job at the end of summer
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

oh no!
get something else, quick! Is the job market bucking up in the US yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)

its not as bad as it was last time i was out of a job
So I'm loooooking
For a sugar daddy
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)

That's what they've told you...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)

oh yes hehehe hohoho

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Paloma Faith has a punchable face
Apart from that she seems alright.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)

That's my future wife you're talking about.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Which is why I said she seems alright
it was all for you. The face comment stands; I saw a clip of her on some chat show or the other a few days ago and there was just something quite irritating about her face. Or possibly the hair.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Graham Norton.
Her hair was amazing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Amberl!!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Alright Jeff!
How is it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Its nil nil.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Jeffers.
Who's out and what time Saturday?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)

I don't know mate.
Guessing Battered, Stunned, Monty, Lighty and myself.

There could be others, Battered will be able to let you know, there was talk of a wine bar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Chuck us a time and a place when you know and I shall rendezvous accordingly.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

The Green Carnation 6PM
The dress theme is "hen night".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I'll come dressed as a black woman with natty dreads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

You're sure to get plenty of attention

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Will do.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Hey jeff
What's dg's sig all about?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Cock identification.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

This clears up nothing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)

What do you want to know?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I dunno, I asked dg what I meant, he said ask you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOney.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

+ is a massive bellend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

He looks like an assistant butcher
I can just picture him in one of those white hats they wear.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Paloma Faith is a dick, makes shit music, wears hilarious clothes and is fucking ugly.
Hope this helps. Xxxxx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Excellent summation
Are you avoiding your taxes as well?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

unfortunately not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)