The last time I properly lost it
would be HimJim's brisket story. That boy has problems.

In other news: I'm sick. I have a bunged up nose and I'm sweating like a rapist. Cold cures, please.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

As I say everytime, get some Lemsip Max Strength

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I'VE HAD SOME BUT I STILL HAVE A COLD
OH GOD HELP ME
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Hot toddy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

And stolen wine

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

+fill cat with change, throw through window

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)

MTFU or DYAAKY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

link the brisket story you fuck cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

It was a live event, I'm afraid.
You know, at the bash you didn't come to? Because you're a gigantic pansy? That one? Yeah?
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I was busy having a life outside of these pages*


*babysitting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Are you a fifteen year old girl?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

yes, wth young nubile breasts and a thirst for sexual awakening

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

The only thing I had a thirst for at fifteen was lemonade.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

*phones nonce squad*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Channel 5's short lived answer to "The Bill"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

If indeed the Bill...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

This is a joke about me right here

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

There is no cure for the common cold.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Prevention is better than cure.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I've got a tongue like Ron Jeremy's cock :(

( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

You can make it come on que?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

It's been in more slappers than bacardi breezer

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

it' been in more brown eyes than a contact lens

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

On WHAT?

( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Manuel lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)

que/cue/queue/Q
take your pick, although i thing Quinten might be pissed off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Fluids and sleep.
And day/night nurse.

And stop going to work and infecting everyone else.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

it wasn't just the story, rank though it was
it was also poor charmander trying to eat her slab of...... unfortunately brisket-esque pizza at the same time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

The one with the long strips of ham
draped seductively all over it, you mean?
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)

this is why people shouldn't eat meat, people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

If anything we should eat more meat
cows cause global warming after all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

*parp*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I would feel sorry for becky
except I don't know her, so I don't.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:06, Reply)

If you don't want to eat meat, fine, you go get vaginitus.
More cow left for me!
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)