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(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:37, 173 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I've had an AGHHH FUCK day.
1) I get to kings cross and only half the busses are working and I didn't know my one wasn't so I was standing there for 30 minutes until I realised. By then I was so late, I jump for a cab....

2) A cabby tells me to fuck off and drives off because I asked for a £5 journey for £5. I simply said "Can you do XYZ for a fiver" he tells me to fuck off and drives off to the next customer.* The only word I said was "Can you take me to [address] for a fiver?" and the only words he said was "Fuck off".

3) The next cabby on the rank calls me a "a bit fucking cheeky" for jumping the queue because he didn't see me queue because I had already queued and the previous driver ran off. The journey I asked to come up to a fiver came to £4.80 and I gave him a fiver.

4) I get an email from someone important in regards to me "OMG I JUST WROTE A 'IF I END UP DEAD' THING" thing telling me I have nothing to worry about and that I'm a victim and pathetic small fry, but I'm still worried 'cus it could make people shout at me. This sets off a panic attack, my first one, I now know the difference between one of those an an anxiety attack. Thankfully I could feel it building up and work let me home a bit early. I now have to work all weekend to make up a deadline 'cus my mouth ran off with me with all that "i'll get it done this weekend".

4) I miss a train going from Kings Cross to Finsbury park by 1 minute so I have to wait 20 minutes for the next one; not a big deal, but it's just in that distance that makes it worth waiting for rather than taking the underground with all the walking, but it was delayed by 10 minutes on top of that. This always does my tits in. If it's 0-15 minutes, I'll wait. If it's more I'll take the underground. This was just on the border.

5) I get to finsbury park and I have my headphones on, so I don't hear any announcements, and I notice that the trains are only going half my journey. Turns out, the powerlines have fallen or some shit, there is a replacement bus journey though but I think "fuck that shit, I'll use the underground to go oakwood and get a bus from there".

6) I make it to oakwood and I'm like "How much to Enfield chase?" and he goes "£7" an I go "Don't worry, I'll take the bus", and he laughs and says "alright mate". I hang around for 20 minutes and remember the busses are fucked, so I nip into the chinese and ask them what minimum was for delivery and if I could pay a few quid to jump in the car with him. I offered to pay a couple of quid extra. They said it's alright but I'd have to wait 40 minutes and I CBA with hanging around.

7) I've took one less dose of tablets today because I have the exact amount to last me 'till monday morning and I always like being at least one dose spare for emergancies that ALWAYS happens. This might have explained the panic attack.

However, i've just taken my normal evening friday dose (which is heavier 'cus I have some once-a-week ones) and I can feel my eyes start to do that really nice thing eyes do on opiets (it's like the opersite of tears, can't explain it, its a little bit like if you've been swimming in a pool, but not unpleasent). And I have SUPPRISE DIAZIPAM that Ma' hid away for me.

And I have ordered the identical thing I had last night for supper because it was so good; deep fried corgette battons with tar tar sauce, breaded veal escolope and spegetti napoli.

* he did this because he's been waiting 20 minutes on the rank and only gets a fiver job.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I'm watching a program about
fatty foods and things. It's making me want a fry up or a pizza or something. I'm not even hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
It's hollyoaks time for me, not had a chance to see it this week yet.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Tl; dc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I'm not sure how you could possibly think that I would think anything otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
You have the dullest life I have ever encountered. Please take a fatal overdose of the drugs you are clearly addicted to.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)
succinct as ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Gonz.
I've just got in from work and I've got no idea what to have for dinner.

Supermarket or a takeout.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)
not takeout
I had to try really hard not to go to the chippy today and have a healthy thing instead so you aren't allowed take out either!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
It's a toughy.
You got food in? How about a take-out that you don't normally get?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Curry.
I did and I have no regrets.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Thank you Edith.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)
I think he must have had
Pilauf rice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Needs work this one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I think it would be better said than typed`

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Well I thought it was quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)
That means a lot coming from
the pun man, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Moi, je ne regrette rien.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)
It's a takeaway you ghastly merkin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)
OMG!! LIKE WE'RE TOTALLY FLOODED!!!!!
I haven't been this excited since my nephew was born.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
get the water wings out!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Oh man, is anything wrecked?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
My house is built up higher than the road but there are some houses futher down that aren't so lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Post some pictures!
Are the *waves* this evening more choppy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I took some but I don't think they show the flooding properly.
I'll see if it gets any worse first.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Ooh. I know.
Go and park your car in the middle of the flood, walk about a bit and then take a photo. It'll help us get a sense of just how deep it is.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
The rain isn't set to abate till Sunday so we'll see what happens.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)
The park opposite my home is like a lake.
There's a tributary of the calder river that runs along infront of my home and feeds into the park when it's high.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Your house really is built about the road.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I no rite. Phew!
Photo was taken from bedroom window though. Further down it's much worse. The police have blocked the road off.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)
If my wellies weren't such a nightmare to get off I'd go outside and investigate.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I think you've got more pressing things to do than investigate.
*Studies the photo, and notices you've left two coffee much in your room*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Wut??
Oh the reflections. Don't know what the hell they are.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)
reflection
and he means mugs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
On 'reflection' they might be manhole covers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
I can see someone further down the street chucking water out with a bucket.
Poor buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Is her name Liza?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
With a bit of luck, you could snap up something viral !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Hooray!
I need to lose some weight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)
If that was what you meant.... getting an sti being a means of losing weight.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)
It was : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Have you been self saucing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)
I'm supposed to be going to Shoreditch later.
I really can't be fucked. Stupid plans.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Alright Baz

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Bonjour geezer.
I'm knackered. All set for tomorrow?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Hell yeah!
Or at least I will be when I've read some work stuff, organised dinner, had a cheeky beer and stuck some threads in a bag.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)
I can't find the sunglasses I wish to wear.
And every item of clothing I have down here needs washing or ironing or both. I'll do it tomorrow.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
your mum stole them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Don't know what train to aim for tomorrow morning.
I'm always late for things.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
How long's the journey.
And what station does it come into? Paddington? The south west trains are a mystery to me. I'm a Kings Cross man. Aim to get here for two I reckon.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I can't make it I'm afraid
try and contain your sadness, it's not becoming for a man to weep in public
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I'll come into Paddington
Then make my way to Stunneds in Lewisham
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Bear nonce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)
You'll come inside Paddington?
You fuck dogs, not bears.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Give us a shout if you wanna meet us in 'sham. I live two minutes away.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Arr. I'll finish my Chinese and gaz you my number.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)
QUEND!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)
The quender is you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
verily

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
forsooth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)
so who here uses the word quender offline?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
you?
and people who watch red dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
REAL LIFE DRAMA GOING ON AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS SEMANTICS.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
what drama?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
*facepalms*
See above.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
holy shit beegeebee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
is there a turd with a halo floating past

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I know right.
Who needs the internet with shit like this going down.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
you do
to tell us all about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
she's flooded her knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
A
few years ago, my mother-in-law was rescued in a boat. By a fireman. In a sou'wester.

She was chuffed and didn't understand my constant comments that I liked complimenting the man in the boat as well.

Not her man in the boat, to avoid confusion.

Thursdays were any man in a boat days, though.

Fuckin' lifeboat crews.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I've been outside in boots that I thought were more waterproof than they actually are.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
And then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
he woke up and it was all a dream
and his pillow was gone

then he found 5 dollars
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
And you and you and you were there
But you couldn't have been could you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Hey, Tangles.
I'm gonna have a smoke in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
A proper one? Or a tab?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Tab man!
Ho'way the smurks!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Meh. Not interested.
Get back to me when you've got some weed for me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I miss weed
but i also miss my memory
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Evening NA

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
evenin' Jeff, soz I can't come and meet you tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Never mind.
Maybe next time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)
this was said will little belief

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
You coming out in September?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
no idea at all, far too far away to plan anything!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Well put it on your kitchen calendar and then tell your Judy it's been on there for months.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
+ then punch her in the tits

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
oooh! I know.
And then delete your account and kill yourself.

Have you got all that Ape?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
top advice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
^ This
Come to Montystunnedjeffbash and we can all make fun of you (instead of me)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
do you mean jeff or me?
i'll try, but my real life is very separate to my this one
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
We're not asking you to be best buddies with us.
Just turn up and have a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This sounds as though you are coming then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I'm hoping to. I've booked the Monday after off.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
that's not what I mean at all
I'm not sure how I would explain that I waste my working day chatting to you lot; believe it or not I work hard and am relatively successful, who knows what I could achieve without the distraction...

The real answer is of course to get a job I enjoy more that /OT lol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Yeah me too.
I get stuff that needs to be done, done but I guess I could do a lot more unimportant stuff if I needed to.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
not unimportant stuff, stuff that moves me on
stuff that is more than the day to day, career progression stuff.

I do after all have a family to provide for these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Well bugger off and progress then : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
this is what's gone and ruined it all :)
*job done*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
OMG!!! I want to squeeze those cheeks.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
*Moons for Blousie*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Put your arse away, you're taken.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
she makes me laugh every day, she's awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
THAT'S NOT OAK!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I fully understand this
I wasn't sure how to explain who the fuck you all were to my missus.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
My family 'got it' pretty easily.
They've even met some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
not sure how mine would take it, I would probably just say it was a menatl health forum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I'm sure she'd be pleased you were getting some support

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
see below

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
You
Jeff will be one of the ones poking fun.
Are you trying to imply that you are not a bent spastic in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
in real life I am...
there's no way of saying anything that doesn't make me sound like chompy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
also dapper

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I'm even shitter IRL than I am on here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
oh dear :(
I think you are quite amusing, certainly very rude and amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
It's all group hugs in evening threads
Bender.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
*hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
You enjoying a quiet night in, on the sofa, with a beer listening to music?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Exactly that.
Bloody kids. This time last year I was out watching bands live several times a week.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Never mind.
Give it a few years and they'll be festival-ready.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I don't want kids there cramping my style.
They can stay with their grandparents or someone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
did anyone even know Big brother was on?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I knew that!
someone told me the other day. I am well proud of my modern culture knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
who knew?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I told you
I KNEW!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
You're Welsh you don't count





*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'M NOT WELSH!




*gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
even better there is a David Bowie doc on BBC 4

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I knew.
I even watched them go into the house to remind me how fucking shit they are.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I guess the irony is that as no one is watching
it is back to being a game show, as there is no hope of post house celebrity

*strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
How is the rain looking?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Still sheeting it down.
The water is up to the top of the wheels of the car down the road and the pub and the house next door has boards up to the door to stop the water coming in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
You're safe though, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
she can use her boobs to float
if it gets too bad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I reckon.
It would have to get really deep to effect me in any way.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
You might want to go to sleep on a Li-Lo this evening.
Just to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
affect, not effect
FFS
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
*zzzzzzz*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
stay safe beegeebee
*bites knuckle*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I'm ok. It's the poor buggers down the road that are up shit creek.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Thanks for your concern.
The only worry for me is that I really want some chips and the takeaway won't be able to get to my house.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
FFS
amateurs
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I can't believe the Chinese haven't got a boat they can use.
How else did they get here in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Probably British Airways.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Have they said when they expect the water level to peak?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I keep checking the enviroment agency site but no real specific info.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Don't mind if I do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
The one man in the world better looking than me.
*cries*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
don't feel so bad, I am very sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I meant the Hoff.
Sorry bbz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmDuNnEre3M
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7RSTuwKxe8
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
oooh, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
go on cavy, grab it!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
She will an' all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
the chest hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
You can't all have gone to bed already?
I've just opened another beer...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I'm here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Phew
I thought you'd decided to stay outside smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
I think a new Friday night thread will liven people up.
Off you go then. Get it started.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
but this is the evening thread
can we really handle two in one evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Yeah. 'Cos I'm here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
IT'S ALREADY DONE
Get over there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:29, Reply)

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