This is like one of those facebook messages that's all vague and shit
and then when someone says 'hey whats up bbz?' they're all like 'inbox me hon, I'm fucken pure ragin n that' and no-one else can get any vicarious angers out because they wont cough up the details.

tl:dr - give us details you spazz
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

whoever this is has a point

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

look, here's what happened, for the last time ok?
monty invited barry over for dinner with his girlfriend, at some point during the evening barry goes upstairs for a wee or whatever, and a short while after he comes back down monty's wife goes to her bedroom to get some perfume or something.

she has a quick look in her bottom draw and whaddyakno her diddlio int there, she checks about like a maniac, making sure she didn't just leave it in the dog basket again, but nope its definitely gone.
she tells monty, monty goes apeshit, barry must've knicked it. monts throws his plate of half cooked gruel across the dining room, smashing it to pieces and spattering baz in lukewarm oats in the process.

barry screams, mont rages, a scuffle ensues and barry punches a hole in the fucken wall, monty chucks him out on the street and says he never wants to see the cunt again

barry goes home and licks his new found diddlio prize clean
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

This is like crimewatch but with words

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Yeah like I can afford stairs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

you can't dispute the facts, its all there in black and white

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I find it _really_ strange when I go to people's houses who have stairs indoors.
What I used to not even think about, is now quite a big thing. I always think to myself that they could get an extra room in if they just used a ladder.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I have stairs for the first time
it's pretty exciting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Oak stairs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

sadly not, my standards are clearly slipping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Have you moved?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

he's annexed the polish people downstairs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)

He has no need for them now that he no longer has oak floors.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)

he's locked them in the bathroom with a canister of zyklon B
problem solved
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

At Easter time, I have a duplex now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I prefer lego

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)

you idiot, it's a wrestling move

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

You know you're proper posh when you have two sets of stairs that go into the same floors.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)

or a winch

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

or a pole
they could feel empowered everytime they went "upstairs" for a shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

This all sounds very familiar.
Is there a Sports Almanac involved?
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

that's in the second chapter, where scarpe turns up and nicks monty's hoverboard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I heard that Battered isn't all that fond of manure.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

biff
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

bang
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

pow
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

and chips
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

HE TAKES NO SHIT
or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I heard AA went back in time and snogged his mother

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Oh man, he's such a slacker.
Stunned tells him that *all* the time.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

*hands out tardy*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Haha, baldmonkey lols.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)