I need more help choosing what type of steak to have.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:18, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

the one that doesn't result in a mid 40's stroke

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)

So that'll be a salmon steak then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)

I'd advise that
You're ripe for a stroke

Nobody looks cool with dysphasia, a wet patch on your trouser where you've pissed yourself again and a walking frame for long distances
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I bet Barry could make that work given how 'cool' he is what with all his sartorial choices.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

you were well jelly of his wardrobe on Saturday

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Damn right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

It's not necessarily the healthy option
If he's eating in a hotel or something, it'll be smothered in butter before it's cooked.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)

he could always order all bran and yoghurt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

There is a greater chance of porcines learning to self propel above ground level.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Go with your heart Battered.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I think this is about more than steak.
I sense this is a cry for help.
Is Battered the lost little boy finally coming to the fore?
Come on, you're among friends here, let it all out big man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)

It is really all about the red meat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION, YOU SHORTARSED PRICK
WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Who is this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

it's me.
am I suddenly invisible or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

HE DOESNT WANT THAT ONE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

STOP SHOUTING AT ME!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)

YOU STARTED IT!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

He wants the one he's already decided on.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)

I thin, it's going to be the sirloin. Served blue, with a jacket potato and salad.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Well, if you knew thyat, why did you bother asking us?
I'm starting to feel as unappreciated as quentin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Hello there pretty lady :o)

(Burt Chimpcaster, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

ello darlin'
what you up to today? I hope you're looking after your mother.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Oh yeah.
She's in the kitchen, so I'm keeping the pooter warm for her ;o)
(Burt Chimpcaster, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

is she making you a sandwich?
I hope she's making a nice nana sandwich.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

*smooshes BGB*

(Burt Chimpcaster, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

*feels smooshed*

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

You want here lol
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post190847
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Stop harshing my buzz man.
He's the closest thing I've ever had to an admirer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)

I used to well lol at hsh :( wtf is wrong wif you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Life is a spectrum Rory.
HSH was one extreme and this is another.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Fucking hell. HSH was the worst thing to happen to the entire Internet since Tim Berners Lee came up with HTML.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

you didn't have to be retarded to post in one, but it helped

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Viva la fucking difference.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

i'm sage today ent i

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Parsley, shurely?
COS YOU IS A LION!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)

old lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

i've been helping to smooth over forum difficulties today DG
you'd have been proud of me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I've been lurking on occasions.
Mainly on the train into work and at lunchtime. Needless to say I've lost my faith in humanity in the interim.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Don't worry DG.
I'm probably up again in a couple of weeks.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)

The missus said.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I'm shit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Bollocks.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

The morning reports on /talk a few years ago were worse.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

I don't remember those.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

They appeared at 8am, regular as clockwork.
In them you listed your postcode, then what you had for breakfast, then every single punishing detail of what you'd done, not done or planned to do at the office that day. It was top-quality internet and no mistake.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

DAAKS

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

i'm having a shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Only
living things shit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Nick Berry's etc....

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)