I had some expensive feta for dinner tonight.
It was bloody lovely.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:52, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

How very middle class.
You've changed, Blousie.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

She had it with chips and gravy though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I am middle class.
No matter how much I try to ignore it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Good job it wasn't bad feta.
Otherwise it could have been a feta worse than death.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)

LTI.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I am glad someone appreciated this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I wanted you to get angry with me so I could say something witty like
"Don't get short with me, mate".

You've ruined it, now. I hate you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Love you too darling.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)

*mwah*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Did you have any nice olives with it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Olive
has poor personal hygiene.
BGB just ate Olive's feta'ed fanny.

Blakey?.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

LTI

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Gone!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)

YES.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

There's no such thing as "nice olives"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)

It's about as frequent as 'unemployed former miners'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I want to like olives, I really do.
But they smell horrible and taste even worse.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Or
ethical businessmen who post on b3ta.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Don't
let Reg Varney hear you saying that.

Mind you, you might be safe. Is he dead, or not ?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Long since gone, I think.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Is
he?
What about whatsisname? I bet he's gone an' all.

It's fuckin' tragic, I tell ya.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Anna Karena used to turn up on Bellenders every now and again.
But Reg Varney, the one that wasn't Reg Varney who was in four episodes of Doctor Who in 1982, and the guy who played Blakey have long since caught the night bus home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Are they?
My evening's ruined.

Don't dare tell me dear Norman Wisdom's gone?

Please tell me Jim Davidson, Gary Barlow, that hoor that used to be on Count Downs and the miniature magician have also departed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

My work is done.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Was it Micheal Bentine?
Vague memory about potty time, I could be wrong though.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Are Your Legs Wet?
Then you've forgotten potty time and should seek attention for your early onset dementia.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Is that you son?
Shhhhhh don't mention Ken Dodds diddy time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Wait
diddy time you say?

FFS, battered'll be furious, plumdozer will start saying he's above all that and then we'll be in meltdown.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Tickling sticks at the ready.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)