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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, we've all finished picking on the class flid now, have we?I've been making stuff all week, for my mum's 60th birthday next Wednesday. Some of it is really quite good. I'm all proud and stuff.
What was the last thing you made / did / achieved that made you all tell-the-world proud?
Alt: why should we pick on you instead of CQ? Is it because you're a frightful bender, or because you touch yourself while looking at pictures of Monty's lustrous locks? Are the kind of dribbling imbecile that can't tie their own shoelaces? You disgust me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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I achieved the feat of getting home last nightFor my absolute non-ability to do DIY I was very proud of the tiling and flooring I did in the kitchen (non-oak)
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Because I don't care
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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It is even laminateI'm so common
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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i didn't pick on CQ :(he was one of the first people here to like me and he was my favourite :((((
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It's probably your fault everyone else hates him.I suggest you DYAAKY.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:29,
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everyone else hates him because he filled a tiny tears doll with his own vomit, sputum, saliva, shit, spunk and pissand then squirted from its fanny right into the eyes of Phillie Joe's youngest child
nothing to do with me, mate
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I don't hate him, I have no idea what happened(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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Really?He specifically named you as the main cause of his upset.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:32,
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Actually I might be thinking of Monty(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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Oh I don't hate him.I usually find him at best amusing, at worst easy to ignore, but yesterday I just found his repeated rudeness just because he had an arse-on about something tedious and unnecessary and there was an easy way avoid having to deal with it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:35,
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Tomato and onion tart...aside from food I don't really make anything?You should t pick on me I can't take it anymore
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:29,
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I'm his second favourite person on here, he said soI've never had a bad word to say about him, and hope that his brain gets better and I'll gladly not go to the Dev to meet him for a drink
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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Wetherspoons when I'm in London, any one will do as I'll be guaranteed not to meet Naked Ape thenThe Metropolitan in West Didsbury is pretty good, that sort of thing
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:40,
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I am once and for all getting rid of that tag on me.Just booked the Marriot on Park lane.
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REALLY CHOMPY? PLEASE TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:32,
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Oh my god, you can't say that and then not tell us why!How will we live? How, Chompy? HOWWWWWWW?????????
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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I've never seen Monty, and his locks.But would imagine he looks a bit like this.
images.google.com/imgres?q=tramps&num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=830&tbm=isch&tbnid=EGhpGy1urIn5lM:&imgrefurl=http://blog.hopebythesea.com/2009_10_01_archive.html&docid=cVV3htPN_o0qkM&imgurl=http://www.hopebythesea.com/blog/uploaded_images/homeless-bums-tramps-722529.jpg&w=500&h=334&ei=oZLtT82GD4-3hAen3tj-DA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=493&sig=100965594400022831647&page=1&tbnh=141&tbnw=188&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:108&tx=76&ty=46
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Close, but he's a darker black than that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:36,
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Passing my driving test nine years ago.Only the second time in my life I felt proud of myself. The first was getting into my first choice of polytechnic.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:35,
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You came to my city, didn't you?Did you choose that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:37,
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At the time it had quite a good art course.Plus it seemed just the right distance from my family. Not too near and not too far.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:37,
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It's supposed to be pretty good for computer sciences nowand it's a proper uni now and all.
When were you here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:39,
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It's changed a bit since then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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I can imagine.I've not been back since leaving. I keep threatenig to visit Pooflake and the captain.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:44,
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It's because you're too mainstream.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:40,
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That conformist bollocks always makes me laugh.You're conformist because you don't comform to my particular sub-culture with its uniform and standards of behaviour.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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I conform to the public school prick clique(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:48,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1656631
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:55,
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I've only ever picked on him the once, I'm almost entirely innocent, y'honourYou shouldn't pick on me, I'm a delicate flower and would cry and stuff. Why can't we all just be friends? :(
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Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:38,
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because we're all jealous of your chiselled good looks.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:40,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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I've just been given a ticket for the Stone Roses gig.They're crap, but The Wailers are playing. Excellent.Large umbrellas, food and high vis vests are on the "banned Items" list.
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Why is everybody going to this gig?That's three otters so far. That's practically a bash.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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You'd think it was the second coming of Jesus,and not an overrated 80s band, who never made much.
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Shit it's cheetham hills very own Paul Gambaccini, why have I been so blind to the truth(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:48,
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Re: Banned ItemsPhotographer also, apparently
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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I've noticed it's only the male B3tans that get into all this petty squabbling.Says it all really.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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I don't squabbleDoes this make me a girl?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:44,
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We're trying to impress you bitches yo(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:44,
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I dunno, a lot of the squabbles are funny, the more serious ones are bent though. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:49,
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Well the serious ones are starting to outnumber the funny ones.(
girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:50,
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Yup, that's why cq left, itis tiresome knowing that whatever you post is going to attract a load of abuse. Different people have different reasons for coming on OT but it does seem to be a bit 4chan troll heavy these days.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:55,
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I don't think it's trolling.It's just losing it's light hearted feel.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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It depends how you define trolling I suppose. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:00,
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I know there's a couple of b3tans here who try to upset folk but to be honest it's quite tame.(
girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01,
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good job I'm here to be the light in the darkness(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:03,
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You've been moaning about how it's not as good as it used to be from your second day here.(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
That's horseshit. I got accused of being you for a few months you bespectacled twonk.
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Maybe we should just fetch a ruler and end the argument for once and for all.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:46,
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After working in a factory full of men for ten years I can state most confidantley that they often act like a bunch of old women.(
girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:53,
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Two old women at bingo, Phyllis and Margaret"Did you come on the bus Phyllis"
"Yes dear, but I made it look like an asthma attack!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:54,
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What that says is there are only about four female /OTers these days.And that CQ is a whiny, holier-than-thou judgemental gossipy queen.
And a Wilf Lunn prick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:03,
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We all have our opinions on each other here.I just keep mine to myself.
Edit: The Loon doesn't count.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:08,
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Well for one thing, it keeps people from buggering off because they're fed up of being hounded.(
girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:12,
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Niggaz need to grow a pair.Also, one man's 'hounded' is another man's 'perfectly jutifiable criticism dressed up as humour'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:14,
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And some niggaz need to make sure they have the right story.(
girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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And another person's ' being a bit of a cunt'(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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I knowi am this close ] [ to flouncing, due to the awful bullying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:14,
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I had French Onion soup and a baguettein honour of our FALLEN STREET SOLDIER Krone-dogg.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:22,
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Some shit wrap thingmeh
and a £700 car service bill
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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IndeedTastiest of all the replacement tyres
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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I had a wildebeest burgerit was very nice, somewhat like venison.
I also purchased a haggis scotch egg for this evening.
Street Market FTW.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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Is that one in Whitecross St?If so, those scotch eggs are made by Andy Bates and they fucking RULE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:32,
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It is indeedit's some old East End dear what sells them, there's also pies and stuff.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:52,
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I wasn't the one doing the houndingThere's only so many times you can have the same dull comment directed at you before you give up and think 'sod you then'.
I probably wouldn't have mentioned it here if I did this morning over again mind, but if you're going to act like a prick then it's not really my place to protect you from it either, so I don't feel too concerned.
'you' being someone, not you personally, obviously.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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He's having a go at Blousie now!Is no one safe from this bully?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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all those antidepressants she's on make her immune to insultsyou could kick a kitten to death right in front of her face and she'd just shrug and sigh wistfully
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with mean mean strides?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:52,
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you lying jam tarti saw you slagging me off the other day, i was well :(( about it
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it's becauseThe OT guys are intimidated by my movie star good looks, my suave sophistication and my dapper sartorial sense. The OT chicks all dig me, so the guys get all squabbled out yo.
I can't help being this attractive.
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My kid's pirate hat. I am inordinately proud of it, because I am shit at practical stuff.Alt: Because the fastest I could make it round the world was in 83 days :O((((((((((
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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Speaking of your practicality,what do you want to do about your machine? Did you want to wait until I can do swipe's the same day and all go out for beers, or just get it sorted out?
Either's fine with me.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01,
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If you really don't mind taking a look then it's entirely up to you. Might as well make a LOLevent out of it though, I would say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:05,
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Wouldn't offer if I minded.I'll see if I can't press that dozy doris into giving me a date, then.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:06,
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Also on the subject of practical stuffHave you decided on a venue for September yet? Non-London attendees will soon need to sort out travel/accomodation plans.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:04,
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The night of Barrygate was *supposed* to be a research trip.My suggestion is the upstairs function room of The Griffin, Leonard St, Arseditch. It's suitably grim, two mins from a Holiday Inn and the same from Old Street tube. It's also hopefully free to hire.
WINNORRRR.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:08,
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Isn't the Griffin a skanky "pound in a pint glass" strip joint?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:09,
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Not that one.The one at the end of Gray's Inn Road is, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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+around in your pockets to see if you can find a coin for the glass.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:32,
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Do you think they'd let me off 75p?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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Yes but I only have 25p.What does that get me, some forearm?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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Now I may be depravedbut even I draw the line at sucking off the dog from Neighbours.
Where IS Jeff today?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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Channeled through you, it would seem(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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You're only allowed to watch the dumpy with the club foot if you can't pay the full pound.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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Yes but I've seen my mum naked loads of times. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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Boy have I.My dad bought his last house for cash of the back of that little 'venture'.
Didn't even give me a family discount.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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Alt - because I'm an absolute cunt.I dunno about the first part, really. Some of my publications are OK.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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*something about gay porn mags*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:00,
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That too.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:03,
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Oh good one b3th, like it.I found a HW t shirt I don't remember buying, the other day. Fucking marvellous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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I said a t shirt, not a fucking tent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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Young Stunsy is, as you well know, the size of an angry bear.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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I heard he has to carry a step ladder with him in case he wants to talk to battered.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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I heard he has to carry a banjolele with him in order to appear smaller.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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I heard he carries a pair of walkie talkies for the same purpose.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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I heard when the three of you stand togetherit looks like that TW3 sketch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:48,
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Have your publications ever made it to the Richard and Judy summer reading list?Then I put it to you, sir, that you are a fraud and a charlatan.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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A rapscallion?Or is that too far?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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Let's just say he's a mountebank and have done with it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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What do pens have to do with all this?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:26,
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HEY SPORTIE!!! HEY!!!You know 'the internet', right?
Well.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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This doesn't work with people, which is a shame(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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I turn them off all the time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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Dr Sportscow Shipman, at your service(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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OK you can come back on the internet now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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Yes, unfortunately his post is still there.I think I might have to call 'IT'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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Ah, glad you're here.I've been having terrible trouble with a prick. You see what keeps happening is...oh, hang on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:37,
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Come on!It wasn't THAT bad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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I've been known to waste resources, aye.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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That's nothing.I've wasted my youth, my brains, and whatever potential once existed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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Its OKYou have plenty more time to waste now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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Oh, I dunnoyou're doing sterling work for the elderly *ducks*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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I was implying mr b3th spunked on your tits dearDo keep up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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it's been a long while since I could keep my tits up...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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Still easy enough to hitJust aim down
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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harder than it sounds(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:54,
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I considered that as an optionbut, as a doctor, I'm obliged to point out that by mr b3th's age they can only spaff dust.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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I don't look like a plasterer's radioso much as a baker's rolling pin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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10/10 you're on fire today.SOMEONE PISS ON B3TH, QUICK!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:46,
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Is she into that?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:53,
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haha, oh my.That's a 9.8 from the Albanian judge. The crowd go wild.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:49,
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I'm not entirely sure I get thisthen again, it's Friday and I haven't slept in 4 days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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I should get a cerer's allowance for that.EDIT: or even a carer's allowance.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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see, the senility is infectious. run whilst you can still remember where to run to.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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It'll be your tits getting in the way(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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Dooooooooooooooooooooo your tits hang low?Can you tie them in a bow?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47,
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he's definitely doing it wrong, then. at least a foot and a half too low.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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Well, nobecause they'd bore the general public shitless. However, I most certainly am not a fraud or a charlatan. A cad and a bounder, perhaps.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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Alright CQ, considering this thread is all about you, and you're reading it, it's a bit fucking rude to not grace us with your presenceit's this total lack of empathy for other forum users that's turning them against you
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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cq leaving is like when Lennon walked out on the Beatles man(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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Instant Karma's gonna get us?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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I see you mentioned Didsbury earlier Rory.Are you from Manchester? if so please come tio the bash in October. We'd love to meet you and buy you a pint.
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haha !! I could turn up with my asian friends !(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:51,
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/OT today is like the last series of 'Jigsaw'.The Lunnmeister was long gone, but they 'wilfully' (DO YOU GET IT????) struggled on for six more episodes, each one more mournful and dolorous than the last, before eventually giving up, deleting their accounts and, I'm sad to say, killing themselves. That's what's happening here.
I think tonight I'm going to hurl myself off my Grifter in tribute to the great man. RIPhileas Fogg.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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I was reminded today of 'Paperplay'.I'd completely forgotten I used to watch that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:51,
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That rings no bells at all with me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:52,
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Anita Ward will be very upset(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:54,
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I really am going to have to insist on what we were talking about earlierviz a viz the old internet. Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57,
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Will have to view at home. Thank you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:59,
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That took me a couple of mins, v good.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:48,
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Who wants a flatshareIt's in the newsletter and everything
www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/streatham/2182517/
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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My God it goes on for hours.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:52,
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it just keeps getting better(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:53,
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one of them "wants to teach secondary school philosophy"which means "is so pathetic that even teaching two-pastis-and-a-gitane tesco-value level UG philosophy is beyond me"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:59,
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Oh my.'we all adore good music, good film, a good skank (a lot of dancing is to be expected'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:58,
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Funnily enough, I was skanking whilst reading it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:03,
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STRIKETHROUGH ABOUT WANKING!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:03,
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Fucking hell, that's ridiculous. What sort of prick writes something like that?'Streatham, so public transport links are good'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:54,
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His names jesse bela sullivan and he works in a library in a grade-2 listed building in clerkenwell if you want to go round and punch his head in(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57,
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This is probably the only situationwhere the terrible loss of books from burning the fucking place to the ground with him in it might be acceptable collateral damage.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:03,
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The sort of person who writesif any of this sounds fresh, pushes your buttons and tickles you pink well hotdang perhaps youre the 1?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:00,
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I guarantee that boy has never wet his wick.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:03,
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fucking helljust
fucking hell.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:56,
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Fucking hell!He's so far up his own arse, he can see daylight at the other end.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57,
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/54811511/Exploitation-of-Nature-and-the-Enslavement-of-Men-Analogous-ParadigmsLol
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:01,
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he so far up his own arse he can see daylightthrough both the sequential arses of his two mates.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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What a bunch of unutterable cunts.And I say that as someone who knows you lot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:58,
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Oh, we're definitely utterable. I'm almost certain of that(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:00,
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It sounds fresh.It tickles me pink, but it doesn't push my buttons.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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