current job it would just be tedious, eg conforming court bundles until 5am
but as a letting agent - probably being sent to the dark basement flat to see if the tenant had died. send the 18 year old summer student to look for a corpse. nice. oh and writing to the 60 year old pervert to tell him to keep his porn down.

the italian deli near me does a lush box of up to 4 different fresh pastas of the day for £5. the silly cow today missed the blue cheese and spinach, so i just have spicy penne and roasted vegetables. turns out roasted celery is not as nice as it looks :(

i shouldn't really call her a silly cow. the food is fab. but waaah i want my blue cheese shells :(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:37, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alright swipe?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

flying visit, Q
off to barcelona first thing, so been up to my neck in it the last 2 days
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

i wouldn't know how that feels :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

don't make me smile

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

it's be nice to swipe day today, alcohol has made me a better person

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

well, you'll soon have a few swipe-free days, you can take all your hatred out on me behind my back, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

i don't hate you swipe, you're alright
i don't hate anyone
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

i can bring you back a mini toblerone if you want

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

FROM SWEDEN????
yes please
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

erm
do swedish toblerones taste different to spanish ones, then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

well obviously all toblerones are made in sweden
isn't there a barcelona in sweden? it's like theres orleans in france, and new orleans in america, right?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

there are retarded flids gurning and monging their way around special schools
who have a better grasp of geography than i do. sorry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)

ok, so bring me back a toblerone form your trip to Barcelona, Sweden
ok?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

don't confuse me
i could end up on the wrong plane

then there'll be no toblerones for ANYONE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

if you don't bring me back a tobelerone i'll cry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

you can have all the dark ones

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

racist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

when it comes to chocolate, i totally am
the whiter, the better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

i like the dark ones

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

those bitter bad boys are all yours

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

stinkyclamlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

and it looks like shit, so it must taste proper rancid.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

see, i thought it looked nice, but this is why you should never go for looks
on the plus side, the roasted carrots, courgettes, onions, peppers, mushrooms and baby potatoes that came with it were lush. 9/10.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows on hideous visage*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

mind you, you can be ugly and still a complete cunt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Of course it's not
letting agents are blood sucking arse twats, no offence like
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

10% for doing fuck all
8% renewwl for doing even less
xx% if I want to sell to my tenants

Sorry but it's money for fuck all. Still you're nice lawyer now instead :)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

oh yeah, but how much of that did i see?
i worked 9am-5.45pm plus a LOT of overtime, plus 9-3 on saturdays.

for £12,000 a year.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

well someone in your office was getting rich off your back and the back of your landlords and tennants

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

well yeah
that's how the boss went from owning 1 semi-detached house when he was 18 to a multi-millionaire who owned 100's of properties!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

i hate him on many levels

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

About 10 years ago I worked with a 22-year-old who already had 3 houses
he was just doing IT to pay the bills while accumulating the rents to buy more properties. He had a plan and everything, becoming self-sustaining after another few years. I did find myself wishing I'd started accumulating property at an early age...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

that's exactly what he did
his only leg-up was that his old man was a banker, so helped him get a mortgage. the rest he did himself. when he had 10 houses, he asked my dad to go in with him. my dad said no thanks, he'd stick to banking.

well done dad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

My mate Baz did this
He now owns about 25 houses
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

he got rich by stealing other people's drugs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

you've got to be ready to take a lot of shit
esp if you let to students. and you need to pick your area and your property wisely. but if you get all that right, profit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

He is looking at giving up work completely soon
to run his property empire. His apartment in the south of France is very nice too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)

*turns green with envy*
and gamma radiation, obv.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

hello
IOU something or other.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

just send me a cheque, doll

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

you can write gazcheques?
We are living through great times swipe.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

for £5 I got an enormous roast pork bap from the market
and you got roasted celery.

There's clearly only one winner here.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

there is something inherently filthy about "enormous roast pork bap"
i didn't JUST get roasted celery! i got fresh spicy penne with parmesan and lots of roasted vegetables. so I WIN.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It was a jalapeño focaccia
stuffed with shredded roast pork from a hog roast, lettuce, onion, rocket, jalapeños, apple sauce, barbecue sauce, and hot sweet chili sauce.

OM NOM NOM.

If I want a lingering taste of parmesan in my mouth I'll simply remove my shoes while sitting at my desk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)

i am hearing 50 shades of wrong
meat and sweet stuff? fuck that nasty shit.

the bread sounds nice, i'll just have that toasted with a bit of butter or houmous, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Aside from the jalapeños, that sounds excellent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

what's wrong with jalapenos, AA?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

yeah, they weren't even that hot

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

It's not the heat that bothers me, I simply don't like the taste of them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Focaccia eating that again there'll be trouble.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

and it's certainly not your arteries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)