Spent the first year of my life in hospital, then a year in foster care before being ripped from my country and brought to England... Oh God where's the shotgun?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:01, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

where you really from then bob?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)

WHALES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

hahahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

A Romanian orphanage
Blue Peter took pity on him, when he out grew his cage
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Ireland mate, Limerick to be precise so they prob did me a favour.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

top o' the mornin; to you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Did you check all this?.......

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

In what way?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

TO BE SURE!!!!11!!!eleventy!!!1!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

I have been tempted to try and find out a bit more but don't have a great deal of information to go and apart from my original name and date of birth. I don't have access to anything else and not sure if I want to know.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)

I wouldn't
The people who raised you are your parents
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Yeah definitely, but it's one of those things that sits at the back of your mind then sporadically reminds you that there might be people out there who are direct relations.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I dont think I'd want to know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

you were chosen
So you're better than other people...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)

They probably shipped you out before you could wail on the priests for buggering you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

There once was a man called Bobby...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Who did an enormous jobby

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

It was frozen by Kroney

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Who used it to only

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Get off on his sick little hobby.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Jam up his colon-ey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

And licked like baloney

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Until spunk flew out of his knobby

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

click
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Good work, all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)