New thread, I guess.
So the Olympics haven't started yet, but I'm already fed up with people waving flags and endless Facebook posts about some minor celebrity running through their shit town holding a burning metal Cornetto.

What are you looking forward to being the fuck over?

Alt: If you have something to look forward to, what's that then?

Or just talk about food you boring fatties.

PS: It's OK, Monty, I think Poppet's gone to bed. You can stop hiding now.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:46, 33 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Nah I'm still here.
Monty knows I love him really.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

HIDE, MONTY, HIDE

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

This is weird, normally I'm the one hiding from you lot.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

By the time the Olympics kicks off I'll be fed up with it
Too much hype.
I've always been an avid sports watcher but this year I've not watched any England footy, hardly any of the tennis and will probably only watch the sports day because the kids want to.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

My thread is better it has sharks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

it*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

GOD POPPET JUST LEAVE US ALONE
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)

I'm not being mean. You're just construing it as mean.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

LEAVE KRONEY ALONE!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I did like Frankie Boyle's take on the Olympics though...
"An expression of national pride? For £9.2 billion we could have written FUCK OFF GERMANY in mile high letters on the Moon!"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I don't know if I want to post in this thread if Poppet is going to bully everyone in it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

She's turned on me too now, Tangles :(

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I don't know what her beef is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

cow
mostly
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)

You rang?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

what her beef is?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I don't know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

But she's turned on Kroney now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

It's cos you're just so shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

now mention something about his wife and the likelihood of him being the real dad to his kids

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

His wife was pretty good in bed last night actually.
She's got great fun bags.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

she's also finally learnt how to wipe her arse properly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I know, it's been a huge improvement.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

HAH
You can't bully me about that! I don't even have a wife. I'm single and lonely. YOU LOSE.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

It''s possible he was referring to tangles there

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Wait... are you just working from a scripted template Rory?
You're no better than a call centre drone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

two threads
can we cope
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I'm sure we can.
We're all grown ups and capable of multitasking.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

hahahaha
Oh Poppet, you're so funny.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)

this thread is dying on it's arse, Naked Ape has won with his shark

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Needs more sheds though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I'm going to take it like a man

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

We've been having discussions at work about the travel disruption
some people might be coming in early, others will work from home in the morning etc.

I am shit out of luck on the "Olympics made me late for work" front as I can walk in.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)