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YOU'RE ALL WRONG.
I'm not shit or drunk at all.
I've been out at a friend's house for dinner. I made the dessert. Typing is hard.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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What was dessert?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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A bottle of rum from the sounds of it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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NO/.
Baileys and chocolate mousse. From scratch.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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Baileys is repulsive.
Polluting scotch with thick creamy crap is wrong wrong wrong.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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NO
I AEM DEFINIALTEY SOBRE
Evening, swipe.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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Did you put the mousse in the bowl
and pour Baileys on top until the bottle was empty?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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Bottle was already mostly empty.
I only put three shots in. And there was three serves. One shot each.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:08,
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Chocolate mousse, washed down with a bottle of Baileys?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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you got an aero yogurt and poured baileys on it, didn't you?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:08,
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I have done this.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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oh dear Q, slower than AA
sad times
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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iw ent away and mine was aero-specific
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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we don't have aero yoghurt.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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HAHA FUCKING POVVA
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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you're not fucking wrong about that.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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I want an Aero yoghurt now.
Bastard.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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louise has loads in the fridge
thats' how come i thunk about it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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Is she currently suffering from thrush?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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i don't think chocolate mousse cures thrush, b3th
if anything it'd make you look like you shat your vagina
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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MRPOTD
*click*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:14,
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Sorry, I thought we were talking about yoghurt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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poppet said about mousse
i said aero yogurt cos mousse was being overused, i apologise
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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Each of these things are repulsive.
Together they sound completely unpalatable.
Hope this helps.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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Baileys own its own is repulsive. With chocolate and whipped cream it is delightful.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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my mrs likes it on ice cream
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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So do I!
Your missus and I would get along famously based on this alone.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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are you an orange peroxide blond, with 2 inch nail extentions?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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fuck no.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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no you wouldn't, she's a WANKER
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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well I like the odd wank myself.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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:O
GTFO
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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What, does a woman expressing her comfort with her sexuality shock you Quentin?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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i don't wanna hear bout no strangers wanking, thanks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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How odd are we talking?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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Vibrators and fingers and lube.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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O_o
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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i'm surprised htere haven't been a deluge of creepy posts on this yet
her gazbox will be full tomorrow
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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I have templates for sale.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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haha
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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gaz
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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Sounds like she fills her own 'gaz box'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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keep up
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:32,
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She's too drunk,
she'll wake up in 8 hours time to lube in her hair and a vibrator quietly buzzing down the side of the bed
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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Too drunk to wank
by the Slightly Ill Kennedys
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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Hahahaha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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HEY. I can walk.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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Just not type.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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gaz
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:32,
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*yawns*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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Sounds normal rather than odd
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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I was going to click this for out of context popular lols
but it's not out of context so it's not as funny.
Maybe it should go on the popular page to remind her of this episode tomorrow.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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good plan, i've clicked
and the 'i like the odd wank' one
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:32,
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It won't shame me.
YOU WILL NOT WIN.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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sory i can't hear you over the sound of my vibrator, fingers and lube
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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Can I join you?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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actually ew. Can't believe I went there.
*goes to throw up*
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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Oh my.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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is an odd wank
the opposite of an even one?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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You are sick and wrong
I hope this helps.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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at least I'm not french.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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But French/anything other than AUstralian is sexy.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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Hmmm
I offer you Gerard Depardieu, and the cast of Spartacus.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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Urgh.
*eye bleach*
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:23,
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Mmmmmm
Spartacus.
That Andy bloke was rather nice. You know, until he died, and that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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andy who?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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Whitfield
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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I believe his testicles killed him.
Poor lad.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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The ladies husband found him balls deep and shot him?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Cancer
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:41,
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So yeah, the lady's husband found him then.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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You should start a new thread.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:49,
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NO.
you'll all laugh at me.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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Don't worry Miss White, you'll be fine.
This way to the prom, please.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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That's kinda the point xxxxxxxx
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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NOT IF YOU MAKE IT SERIOUS LIKE ALL THAT ROBERT GAZ STUFF
IT'S TIME THE PUBLIC KNEW THE TRUTH
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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NO>
Fuck me it took me three goes to write No. I'm not in the shape to start a thread.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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It's ok plumdozer has started a shit thread already.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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The chap who played Spartacus.
I believe he was (in common with many of the cast of Spartacus) Aussie. Or possibly Kiwi. But probably Aussie.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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WE claim KIWIS as AUssies. Except when they're shit.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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A course you have after your main, but that's not important right now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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So what is important?
Really, what is?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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sheds
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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Well, obviously.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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HI POPPET!
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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HI CHOMPY.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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