i see i missed OT's newest lowest low
and between the flouncers and the beakers and the imagination-devoid newslinkers and the sockers and the trollers and the cat-flinging and the sister-fucking and the fake engagements... that's pretty fucking low.

i have had morrisons on the other side a few times. they are very hard work, don't blink or give an inch. never eaten anything from there, though.

just been to the new but old-fashioned sweet shoppe on fleet street. they have the BEST american drinks in there - cherry dr pepper zero, vanilla diet coke etc. why is american stuff so much better than ours?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:22, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

American food is designed for children

It's been pretty dire here today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I'm not sure that it is
Those drinks sound vile.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Vanilla Coke sounds good
Just not diet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

oh you have no taste
it is just that the range is so much bigger - eg they don't just have reeses peanut butter cups, they also have them in white chocolate and with caramel and with mint.

/first world problems
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I'm a troller.

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I'm a smoker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I'M A MIDNIIIGHT SOCKER

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

*slide guitar wolf whistles*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

i think i like this post
i mean, i really really like it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

i thought sheds were made of wood
wouldn't a tin shed get really hot?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

It would have a rusty roof.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

WAHT!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

ooooooooooh!
my name
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Only if you are a cat
with a banjolele
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

*cough* hershey 'chocolate' *cough*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Hershey ruined chocolate for everyone with their science and shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

And their sexually gratifying "highway".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Hideous stuff that smells like sick and tastes even worse.
See also American cheese. May as well eat thinly sliced plastic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

The US market gets caffein free diet pepsi too
and for some reason that died a death over here. You can get it, but at something like a pound a can, which can go and fuck off.

Also, I like to think /OT is b3ta's low point. Having said that, I have *seen* /talk, so maybe it isn't.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

these fancy cans are £2 each
which is ridiculous, but then again, all the vending machines around here are that, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

yeah, it's fine if you consider that a fair price
but with a lot of this stuff, they're really taking the piss.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)