I'm off to a Weatherspoons in a bit.
Who wants to judge me?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:04, 35 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i'm gonna buy wheatherspoons and have you BANNED

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)

On your choice of pub or on how you've spelt it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)

What ever makes you happy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

last time I went to one
there was eggs benedict, then some welsh people, then some b3tans. I've never had eggs benedict at any other time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I like eggs benedict, I don't know if theirs will be any good.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

i have nothing to compare it with
but I liked it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Katie Perry lesser known etc

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

pleb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Make sure you don't eat in one. I did the day after Jeffstock and the food was dreadful.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

that sunday lunch was an abomination
even to my wrecked tastebuds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Probably the worst thing I have eaten for quite some time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

nah
I've made worse than that. I made a really shit cake last week which no one would eat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

you made bot dog cake?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Yeah, the food there is shit, but the beers cheap and it's quiet.
and most importantly near the cinema
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I haven't been to a Wetherspoons
in about 6 years. That is all.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Oh FFS... threadstomp
Apologies

You are either skint from all that train travel and Travelodge booking or a canny financial operator who sees not the point of paying over the odds for watered-down lager in a pretentious shitpit which actively revels in the unclean state of its toilets in a vain attempt to lure hipsters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I'm going to watch a double bill of Batman.
And the cinema is right next door.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Or that
Sounds fucking brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

The new one isgetting good reviews
it is quite long though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Much like my penis

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

+un
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

What's a penisun?
EDIT: I've just realised it's you, that's not how you spell pension genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

3/10

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I'm fortunate to have a Wetherspoons nearby that isn't terrible with ale, right temperature and everything
So I won't judge you hugely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

but waht about the people that go in there? the horrid carpets and airport furniture
the sticky floors and stench of despair and old beer and the TV's silently pumping out sport that no body is watching?

ghastly places.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I don't tend to pay much attention to the carpet, we tend to get the booths, where the seating is a little more comfortable
They're also up near the door, so we get fresh air, and I don't tend to notice the smell of old beer as much when I'm drinking it.

Also, I just avoid the people. Fortunately, they tend to sit in the middle of the pub, which makes this far easier.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

yeah, but it's all part of the ambience innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I tend to block that out

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I don't know whether it's worse that you bothered to do this at all
or that such a shoddy effort has taken you a few hours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

A few hours?
Monty only posted the Faggot family link about 20 minutes ago. And I am supposed to be working.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Ah, missed that
I imagined you'd been at this since your back-and-forth with AA earlier about the ethics of getting people to sponsor him to die horribly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

No, it was just an idea that popped into my head when Fat Bobby pointed out that the faggot man looked a lot like AA.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Ahh.....you made the song your own, etc

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Two of the best pubs I've ever been in are 'spoons.
The Knights Templar and...err the other nice one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)