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I have just dealt with a Chief Inspector Bacon.I don't suppose criminals have ever laughed in his face about that little piece of nominative determinism eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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OH SHIT WHERE DID YOU HIDE YOUR STASH????and also the rest of your really, really shit beard?
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What's going to happen to all your staff when the new owners take over?I'd hate to think of Jackie Big Tits having to find another job. Especially at her age.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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jackie left before we sold, she got a better offer from somewhere she was working part timethey're keeping our staff on until our lease ends next year, we're poaching a few, but after that who knows?
i'd like to think they'll keep them all on, but knowing business, they'll rape the fuck out of it and bin everyone else
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Not nominative determinism but,My son's teacher next year is called Mr Coxhead.
I can see why he chose to teach primary rather than secondary.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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^ FUNNY NAME CORNER!!!!!LOLOLOL!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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My mother was taught by a 'Mrs Smellie'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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Could be worse.He could be Mr TheDogFucker.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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He takes the other class.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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that's nothing, I had a teacher called Mr Hopps.He just got hauled in front of a tribunal for locking a fellow teacher in a cupboard and just being a prick in general.
It was on the BBC website a couple of months ago.
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Our French teacher was a proper window licker.The blackboards had stationary cupboards behind them and he'd open one and talk into it for a bit. Obviously the rumour went around that his family was here illegally and living in the blackboard cupboards.
Children are idiots.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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Where had he hidden them?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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genuine officelolShe had an acid tongue, right?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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Speaking of baconI have to make this.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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Tsk. Cheese IN the burger? That's ignorant. You'll be buying bags of lettuce next.
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It's possible that, despite you being one of the youngest on here,we could all outlive you.
Not Stunned though, he's got two, maybe three left at best.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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I'd only need to make it once.But I think it could be excellent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Would a piece of mozzerella be less offensive going IN the burger?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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i used to hate cold mozzarellaBut now I appreciate the beauty of mozzarella and pesto on a sandwich
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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Now thats where you are wrongThe only thing wrong with the cheese in the middle is the type of cheese...it should be a good stilton.
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Consolidated would have a field day with you.Did you check out Carpathian and Will Haven?
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I haven't yet, I've been listening to Revocation and Malefice mainlyShall give them a lsiten tonight.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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apparently degrassi is still on, and shit is about to go down I remember watching it when I was a kid and they all had crazy punk haircuts
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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In other news I have just taken MORE TIME OFF and have booked to go to Polperro for a week, starting this Saturday(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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You're not on garden leave, are you Batto?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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No, contracting so can work when I like within reason.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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You're getting smaller?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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It looks as though there may be more shed-related steppings on qotw this week.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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that's v near my house!I am not going til september though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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Dunno, never had to deal with a Chief InspectorI just had a double chocolate muffin, it was a pack of four and I give one to the guy across from me whose birthday it was yesterday, that leaves two...what should I do?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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The muffin was a bonus, I gave him a foam rocket that goes for 50 feet when you squeeze it yesterdayHe was dead chuffed
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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Fine thanks.How are you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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Sorry dude, that was quite rude of meI'm good, thanks
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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No worries, mate!Glad to hear you're ok.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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montsI'm really sick of these "alternative" music videos trying to be all artsy but they're just shit
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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They're not as alternative as Dozer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:07,
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A girl in the gym this morning got her shoelace stuck in the side of the running machine, watching her trying to run And jiggle her lace free was hilarious. So hilarious I dropped my phone and cracked the screen.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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sportscow broke his iphone screen aswellMaybe you two can start your own thread about it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:10,
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Maybe you can suck my sweaty gym sock(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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Is that a euphemism?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:14,
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You decide (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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I hate decisions (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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kharma is a bitch(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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What did I do?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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True. But I wasn't the only one.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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that makes it OK, does it?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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no, sorry miss.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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It comes and goes, it comes and goes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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Apart from AA posting pictures due to his difficulty with forming sentences to express himself, what else have I missed?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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OI YOU YES YOU WHERES MY SHIRT?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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Anyhow welcome back you reprobate (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:21,
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Welcome back.Prick
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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I've in a roundabout way won qotw ! I've done it at last !! Last week I made it to the popular page, but this week I've exceeded all expectations(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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You're famous. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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On the Internet, sad cunt(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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great newsyou're back. It's been hell here without you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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I know, first Disasterprone being dead for six months and no fucking icons and a banning on top of that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:32,
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if you love a celebritys hairAnd know it's fake, is it therefore acceptable to get fake hair also to have amazing hair like said celeb?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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what's wrong with fake hair?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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Bleach of the Trades Descriptions Act?/leaves internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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nothing ii suppose, just that any white girl i know with extensions irl looks like shit(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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as the most altetnative person here by a country mileI would like the following to he noted:
Tattoos are pikey as fuck
I do not wear glasses
Today's tie and cufflinks are by Paul Smith
Pop punk is fucking bent
'Extreme Metal' is fucking bent
Chart dance is fucking bent
Steampunks, Goths and cybergoths are fucking bent
Chicks dig me.
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coming from you that is fucking funny.I could of course mention 'proper whisky', but the last time I did that you nearly exploded with fury.
You sad fucker.
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Heh, calm down you plum go brew some herbal tea or somethingSorry if I upset you, it's all really not worth it y'know
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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I tell you what, you're on a different level to that Thunder/Sharkfucker guyIf I've been harsh in the past I apologise, you seem to be a good egg.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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Tattoos are not bent at all, your new sweeping statement persona is bent,(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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to be fairhe's just saved a lot of time by putting all his posts ever into one handy wankpost.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:44,
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Yeah but all he does now is pooh pooh stuff, he used to be good.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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Can't you just say, I don't like... (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:49,
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You've forgotten 'Public Enemy were tedious'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:59,
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You can, but no one gives a shit. Besides wouldn't a kennel do you just as well?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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Oh man, Bobby, Bobby, bobby, you're just a wrecking ball of emotions aren't you?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:44,
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I'm cool thanks Al. What emotion am I displaying this time? (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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Swing and a miss.ssssssstrike one. Wanna go again?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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Go again at what big man?You seem alright but you you couldn't out-banter a ten year old. I guess by replying to you I'm just encouraging you so I dunno, I have no grand plan here Ray but I'm more than willing to give you an intellectual leg-up if you so desire.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:53,
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Banter is fine, trolling is boring. Your posts are bent and send people snoring.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:56,
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Hah! You turned it into one of those rap-off things! Fucking great, manI can't rhyme for shit so I'll just say that I don't consider myself a troll but I'm open to criticism and will accept a majority verdict. Of all the posters on this forum I find you the most offensive. Not that you're controversial or anything, there's just this level of competence that you consistently fail to breach. I don't think it's your fault, I mean I'm willing to see the best in everyone, it just takes a lot of hard work with you. Y'know, just give a little more effort big man, you'll get there.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:03,
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i'm just gonna say iti'm bored with the shed thing now.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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I was bored with it two seconds after it began.The fact that the mods were annoyed by it was mildly funny, other than that, it's shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:00,
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I think it's maybe had its timeI for one won't get teary about it.
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fuck off tory prickeat shit and die of botulism, you complete shitbucket
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shed a tear, geddit?it was a poor attempt at missing word irony, I admit.
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i have just been for the usual hair and maninew manicurist has sliced my tip of finger open with the file. it HURTS. it hurts even more when she then rubs oils and various nail unguents into it. ow.
her name should be shit manicurist.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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how do you feel about extensions?Demi Levato has amazing hair and I want it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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i wouldn't personallybecause (i) i've never seen anyone look good with them in real life; (ii) they fuck up your own hair; and (iii) you've got gorgeous hair
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:53,
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Hair, tenuous I know.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:59,
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i don't anymore! And I will never! I can't grow it out past my shoulders, I neeeed them
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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